Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 What a fucking screechy, whining, faux-posh, fame-desperate, talentless ball of cunt. Her "music" is fucking tragic shit for the brain dead masses, her voice is a bag of high-pitched fucking shit, and she just generally seems a right annoying twat. That being said, I'd probably still tickle her tonsils with my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What a fucking screechy, whining, faux-posh, fame-desperate, talentless ball of cunt. Her "music" is fucking tragic shit for the brain dead masses, her voice is a bag of high-pitched fucking shit, and she just generally seems a right annoying twat. That being said, I'd probably still tickle her tonsils with my cock. I doubt that your knob would even reach her tonsils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 I'd never heard of this tart before bubbles, so I googled her. She's got a cracking pair of bangers on her, but her face looks like she's just sucked a lemon. I also noticed that she either wrote or sang the theme to fifty shades of grey, so she's probably responsible for more moist gussets than you or I ever will be. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 33 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I doubt that your knob would even reach her tonsils. I'd probably be an inch or two short. If I was approaching them through her anus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 24 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd never heard of this tart before bubbles, so I googled her. She's got a cracking pair of bangers on her, but her face looks like she's just sucked a lemon. I also noticed that she either wrote or sang the theme to fifty shades of grey, so she's probably responsible for more moist gussets than you or I ever will be. Yes, she's a hatchet-faced talent vacuum, with more than a hint of the "smallpox/rickets" look that was so fashionable in the 19th century. I am astounded that she makes any money from singing as, judging by her live performances, she is completely unable to get near the correct notes, let alone hold them. It's almost as if there was some sort of machine used in the studio to make her recorded performances sound better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, she's a hatchet-faced talent vacuum, with more than a hint of the "smallpox/rickets" look that was so fashionable in the 19th century. I am astounded that she makes any money from singing as, judging by her live performances, she is completely unable to get near the correct notes, let alone hold them. It's almost as if there was some sort of machine used in the studio to make her recorded performances sound better. No that can't be true CB. As if record companies would use such effects on these talentless cunts. The very thought. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-Tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Fucking everything seems to be autotuned these days. I recently bought the first two Oasis albums on vinyl, from Sainsburys of all places. I opened up What's The Story and put it on. It sounded odd, so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute before it dawned on that I've become so used to hearing digitised, auto tuned music everywhere, that some real analogue music on vinyl sounded off, even though it wasn't. So I whacked up the volume and played some Jimi Hendrix after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, she's a hatchet-faced talent vacuum, with more than a hint of the "smallpox/rickets" look that was so fashionable in the 19th century. I am astounded that she makes any money from singing as, judging by her live performances, she is completely unable to get near the correct notes, let alone hold them. It's almost as if there was some sort of machine used in the studio to make her recorded performances sound better. Fucking hell, bawsy actually is the living breathing memory man. Nice work lad, I'd forgotten that nom myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: I'd never heard of this tart before bubbles, so I googled her. She's got a cracking pair of bangers on her, but her face looks like she's just sucked a lemon. I also noticed that she either wrote or sang the theme to fifty shades of grey, so she's probably responsible for more moist gussets than you or I ever will be. Or Bubba's stubby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 I can't stand this cunt, she has the same singing style as Lily Allen and Kate Nash. Spoilt rich slags, who affect a soft cockney accent when howling their shite fucking vocals like an enraged koala, all because they think it gives them credibility with the "yoof". I also wouldn't fuck any of them, which is staggering in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Or Bubba's stubby! I know that your flaccid penis is a cause of much humiliation to you, and derision by Madame Scrotes, but your fascination with my penis is extremely disturbing. Kindly desist and fuck off, you Gallic pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: What a fucking screechy, whining, faux-posh, fame-desperate, talentless ball of cunt. Her "music" is fucking tragic shit for the brain dead masses, her voice is a bag of high-pitched fucking shit, and she just generally seems a right annoying twat. That being said, I'd probably still tickle her tonsils with my cock. I have never heard of this "musician" but then I seem to have difficulty identifying any of these celebrities these days. A bit like American woman, they all seem to have the same look that is at first initially attractive but soon morphs into a bland sameness. The American newsreaders sort of look. As for her music, I would assume that it features prominently on radio one, and I hope it remains there with all the other tuneless, indecipherable bollocks that presents itself as music these days...........I knew that one day I would start talking and behaving like that megacunt that was my dad. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I can't stand this cunt, she has the same singing style as Lily Allen and Kate Nash. Spoilt rich slags, who affect a soft cockney accent when howling their shite fucking vocals like an enraged koala, all because they think it gives them credibility with the "yoof". I also wouldn't fuck any of them, which is staggering in itself. You fussy fucker,Lily Allen would get a right seeing to given half a chance,she won't be able to say much with a gob full of helmet and I would gladly give her the full length if she begged nicely,Double her up with Ellie and I'd willingly spend an hour making them both airtight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's almost as if there was some sort of machine used in the studio to make her recorded performances sound better. The Orgasmatron? It worked for Jane Fonda in Barbarella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: You fussy fucker,Lily Allen would get a right seeing to given half a chance,she won't be able to say much with a gob full of helmet She's waiting for you Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: She's waiting for you Neil. God bless ya,that face would look like a plasterers radio by the time I'd finished with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Never heard of..........Oh bollocks, I have heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'd probably be an inch or two short. If I was approaching them through her anus. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Talentless, over-rated spoon-fed bint. Can't sing, can't dance, daddies got money so she'll do well... until the inevitable 4th attempt at The Priory fails in about 8 years time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 I quite fancy Lilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, deebom said: I quite fancy Lilly. No doubt she smokes roll ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: No doubt she smokes roll ups. You really are a cunt Bill. I heard you fuck spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 19 minutes ago, deebom said: I quite fancy Lilly. I'd fancy her as well if I hadn't heard her "sing" and didn't know who her cunt of a father was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'd probably be an inch or two short. If I was approaching them through her anus. Isn't that how you approach all your bum boyfriends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, she's a hatchet-faced talent vacuum, with more than a hint of the "smallpox/rickets" look that was so fashionable in the 19th century. I am astounded that she makes any money from singing as, judging by her live performances, she is completely unable to get near the correct notes, let alone hold them. It's almost as if there was some sort of machine used in the studio to make her recorded performances sound better. Careful Baws. A Roops issued warning maybe forthcoming without 100% proof of this undeniable fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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