Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 The water must always be boiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Only a total cunt with absolutely no self respect whatsoever, drinks instant coffee. Sort yourself out, Pen. Purchase some real mountain grown, deep roasted beans, and a grinder, and make proper coffee, ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The water must always be boiling. You can test whether it's ready by sticking your fucking head in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The water must always be boiling. Isn't that baby's bathwater? I always used to get confused by this, until Social Services took my remaining children from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can test whether it's ready by sticking your fucking head in it. a nonsensical statement as one cannot stick ones head into a coffee cup or a kettle....the correct way to ascertain that the water is indeed hot. is to throw the water in ones face.....this will not only wake up the coffee drinker but will correctly check if water is indeed hot enough. Make sure you have the emergency services number close at hand also...(on speed dial) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The water must always be boiling. What is this shit? What is a cunt here, apart from you with your vague household tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a nonsensical statement as one cannot stick ones head into a coffee cup or a kettle....the correct way to ascertain that the water is indeed hot. is to throw the water in ones face.....this will not only wake up the coffee drinker but will correctly check if water is indeed hot enough. Make sure you have the emergency services number close at hand also...(on speed dial) Oh, suddenly everyone's a fucking expert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Babys have nostrils to insert your fingers in. This way you can bath them in hot water without burning your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Manky said: Babys have nostrils to insert your fingers in. This way you can bath them in hot water without burning your hand. So you're supposed to pick them up like a bowling ball then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What is this shit? What is a cunt here, apart from you with your vague household tips? you totally misread the situation and not for the first time either Quince.......the nominee is demonstrating what a fucking stupid cunt she is. And what a excellent demonstration it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Isn't that baby's bathwater? I always used to get confused by this, until Social Services took my remaining children from me. you know the rules Baws. pictures, or it didn't happen. tul es Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 How did I know this was going to be one of your noms? Much like instant coffee, it's a load of watery, bland olde shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 47 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you totally misread the situation and not for the first time either Quince.......the nominee is demonstrating what a fucking stupid cunt she is. And what a excellent demonstration it is. I feel like a prize ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Only a total cunt with absolutely no self respect whatsoever, drinks instant coffee. Sort yourself out, Pen. Purchase some real mountain grown, deep roasted beans, and a grinder, and make proper coffee, ffs. Blue mountain from Jamaica is the best coffee but expensive. The preferred choice of Ian Fleming also.... Poor cunts drink instant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: So you're supposed to pick them up like a bowling ball then? Yes. Make sure you use both fingers. You don't want to drop them in boiling water. You might burn your hands or will have to leave them till it cools down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 47 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I feel like a prize ham. York ham is excellent or Iberico for a continental slant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: York ham is excellent or Iberico for a continental slant. Pretentious wank from a fully fledged pretentious wanker. I'll get your coat before you fuck clean off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 All this coffee bollocks is fecking laughable. We have a lass in our workplace who's kid brother declared his ambition was to be a barrister. Ma and Pa were delighted at the prospect. It was all " Oohh .. we can just picture you in that wig and gown at the Old Bailey - we'd be so proud of you "." Naah " - came the reply - " I wanna work in Costa makin coffee .. like , yer know .. be a barista thingy " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Blue mountain from Jamaica is the best coffee but expensive. The preferred choice of Ian Fleming also.... Poor cunts drink instant. ZzzzzZZZzzzzZz You don't buy in Blue Mountain coffee. I know this because only poor people bullsihit about buying stuff they can't afford to buy. I've always suspected you to be full of pony after reading some of the most asinine and crap fueled bollocks I've ever read anywhere from anyone. Get to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: York ham is excellent or Iberico for a continental slant. The black iberico pig you so admire, much like you, he has a diet of nuts. You could be his missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Blue mountain from Jamaica is the best coffee but expensive. The preferred choice of Ian Fleming also.... Poor cunts drink instant. You're an instant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The water must always be boiling. MUST not be above 70 degrees C, or you will get throat cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: York ham is excellent or Iberico for a continental slant. do Chinese people living on mainland Europe really favour Iberico ham? ........sounds a touch racist to me Pinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The water must always be boiling. Tune in tomorrow at the same time when Lady P will tell you that drawing the curtain during the day will shut out the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: a nonsensical statement as one cannot stick ones head into a coffee cup or a kettle....the correct way to ascertain that the water is indeed hot. is to throw the water in ones face.....this will not only wake up the coffee drinker but will correctly check if water is indeed hot enough. Make sure you have the emergency services number close at hand also...(on speed dial) Yeah because 999 takes ages to dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.