King Billy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: you don't need to be Alan Greenspan to see the NHS benefits ‘Spirit in the sky’ A classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Arthur Dick said: I think (Wolf) is barking(lol) up the wrong tree. Wolfie really believed he was a wolf. But he's alright nowooooooooooow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wolfie really believed he was a wolf. But he's alright nowooooooooooow. Pack it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: True. They were the make of the Cornish pasties you got in the chip shops. They did used to be nice, now flavourless. Presumably all traces of animal fat and salt removed for the benefit of a generation of empty headed 'gym bunnies' in Lycra, whose lives are controlled by 'Fitbit'. Stop a jogger when they're out running to ask them for directions. It winds them up rotten because they have to fuck about with their watch. Oh no, I'll probably be 9 tenths of a second out of my best time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Spirit in the sky’ A classic. That was Norman..........fuck it. This is a trap, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Living the dream Eric. Respect. How come it quoted MC when that was what I said? Fuckery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: True. They were the make of the Cornish pasties you got in the chip shops. They did used to be nice, now flavourless. Presumably all traces of animal fat and salt removed for the benefit of a generation of empty headed 'gym bunnies' in Lycra, whose lives are controlled by 'Fitbit'. Or maybe some new dictat from Ze Europeans saying you cant use beef fat in the ingredients. I'm with you on Ginsters though, they seem to be pretty decent, especially their steak bake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 18:09, Eric Cuntman said: True. They were the make of the Cornish pasties you got in the chip shops. They did used to be nice, now flavourless. Presumably all traces of animal fat and salt removed for the benefit of a generation of empty headed 'gym bunnies' in Lycra, whose lives are controlled by 'Fitbit'. Yep, us Cornish shepherds simply can't get a decent mouthful any more and the nearest glory hole is the Black Monkey in Tiverton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yep, us Cornish shepherds simply can't get a decent mouthful any more and the nearest glory hole is the Black Monkey in Tiverton. The lizard is my favourite bit of Cornwall. Been there a dozen times. Didn't like Penzance, full of hippies and pikey cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 18:55, Eric Cuntman said: How come it quoted MC when that was what I said? Fuckery. Same thing happened last week. Shenanigans at HQ methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Yep, us Cornish shepherds simply can't get a decent mouthful any more and the nearest glory hole is the Black Monkey in Tiverton. I’d be surprised if you didn’t get a mouthful of some cunts fist every time you open your gob in public, if your comments on here are anything to go by. is there an actual medical name for your condition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The lizard is my favourite bit of Cornwall. Been there a dozen times. Didn't like Penzance, full of hippies and pikey cunts. Totally agree. Most of the County is shit poor with the usual London mob transforming select seaside resorts into winter ghost towns with their second homes. Penzance has a massive drug problem like much of the West Country due to insularity turning to inbred laziness and sheer boredom. It's nearly as shit as the so called English "Riviera" of Torbay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d be surprised if you didn’t get a mouthful of some cunts fist every time you open your gob in public, if your comments on here are anything to go by. is there an actual medical name for your condition? Downs Syndrome aggravated Asperger's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The lizard is my favourite bit of Cornwall. Been there a dozen times. Didn't like Penzance, full of hippies and pikey cunts. I was in St Ives back in 2012 .. two puffs came towards me holding hands .. I walked straight between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d be surprised if you didn’t get a mouthful of some cunts fist every time you open your gob in public, if your comments on here are anything to go by. is there an actual medical name for your condition? Simple, they are using their fists on the King's anus, or what's left of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was in St Ives back in 2012 .. two puffs came towards me holding hands .. I walked straight between them. I liked St Ives. They've got a big lifeboat tourist centre where you can walk around one of the big lifeboats. And as I was going there, I met a man with 7 wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked St Ives. They've got a big lifeboat tourist centre where you can walk around one of the big lifeboats. And as I was going there, I met a man with 7 wives. That was probably the cunt that claims to be a preacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was in St Ives back in 2012 .. two puffs came towards me holding hands .. I walked straight between them. BSNH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: BSNH. Belfast Society of Natural History. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Belfast Society of Natural History. Bexleyheath Sciatic Nerve Hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bexleyheath Sciatic Nerve Hospital BUT SHIT NEVER HAPPENS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 6 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Had a Fray Bentos steak pie in a can a couple of weeks ago, first one ive had for decades. It was both really tasty and rank at the same time. I could almost feel the shite cruising through my veins as i scoffed it. I used to love the Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings that came in a dome shaped tin. You took the top off and steamed it for 20 minutes. Beautiful. I saw them last week and decided to treat myself. The tin is now plastic and you shove it in a microwave for 3 minutes. The taste is still nice but they use a different suet so the texture isn't as nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I used to love the Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings that came in a dome shaped tin. You took the top off and steamed it for 20 minutes. Beautiful. I saw them last week and decided to treat myself. The tin is now plastic and you shove it in a microwave for 3 minutes. The taste is still nice but they use a different suet so the texture isn't as nice. You can use the tins as lethal frisbees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You can use the tins as lethal frisbees. You could smash your own skull in with a brick instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 56 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You can use the tins as lethal frisbees. They're shaped like those UFOs in 'UFO'. Remember that programme? Late 60s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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