Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Had to fly out of Luton. That airport really is a fucking dump. The first thing that struck me was that, despite it being 4 in the morning, the Burger King was completely full. Bear in mind Burger King don't even offer something masquerading as a breakfast menu. These despicable cunts were quaffing coke and gobbling whoppers for pre-breakfast. I'm not talking rugby lads on tour doing it for the bantz, I'm talking families, couples, pensioners etc. I was also shocked at how polite and friendly the staff were around the airport. I can only assume they are bussed in from somewhere more respectable like Northampton. They spend their whole time arguing with idiots who don't understand what 100ml means and managed to keep a sense of humour. I was then placed next to a fat, bespectacled ginger bloke on the flight. There should be some kind of aviation code legislating against that kind of shit. I was flying Monarch unfortunately, but the captain did his best to speak in the soothing timbre of a BA pilot. Almost pulled it off. It's always nice to see that little bender PunkApe pushing the dolly trolley down the Isles after take off too. Sky aides indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 I think you just won gold in the T11 category of shit noms Bill, well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Had to fly out of Luton. That airport really is a fucking dump. The first thing that struck me was that, despite it being 4 in the morning, the Burger King was completely full. Bear in mind Burger King don't even offer something masquerading as a breakfast menu. These despicable cunts were quaffing coke and gobbling whoppers for pre-breakfast. I'm not talking rugby lads on tour doing it for the bantz, I'm talking families, couples, pensioners etc. I was also shocked at how polite and friendly the staff were around the airport. I can only assume they are bussed in from somewhere more respectable like Northampton. They spend their whole time arguing with idiots who don't understand what 100ml means and managed to keep a sense of humour. I was then placed next to a fat, bespectacled ginger bloke on the flight. There should be some kind of aviation code legislating against that kind of shit. I was flying Monarch unfortunately, but the captain did his best to speak in the soothing timbre of a BA pilot. Almost pulled it off. It's always nice to see that little bender PunkApe pushing the dolly trolley down the Isles after take off too. Sky aides indeed. Monarch is for cheap cunts flying from shitty airports to cheap destinations. How appropriate you flew Monarch. I'll bet you pinched the arses of the male cabin crew as well. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Monarch in flight entertainment presents......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Monarch in flight entertainment presents......... I think that's the fourth time you've posted this link. Enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I think that's the fourth time you've posted this link. Enough. This is one of the (many) unfortunate side effects of him being a complete fucking prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 32 minutes ago, Ape said: This is one of the (many) unfortunate side effects of him being a complete fucking prick. It's a rather good dancing song though. You must agree .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 49 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I think that's the fourth time you've posted this link. Enough. Do you like it ? I'll bet you're dancing at the moment to it in your kitchen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: I think you just won gold in the T11 category of shit noms Bill, well done. That's rich coming from a inane humour void like you. FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Come on you useless fucks!!! Yes Roops, that's twice I've linked this song, but different versions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you like it ? I'll bet you're dancing at the moment to it in your kitchen.... As she's cooking roadkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 ZZZzzzz Really Billy Boy, who gives a royal dump about this tatty nomination, i bet you was the first fucking cuntbreed to hit burger king and stuff your fat mong face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Monarch is for cheap cunts flying from shitty airports to cheap destinations. How appropriate you flew Monarch. I'll bet you pinched the arses of the male cabin crew as well. Pleb. A better class of people fly from Exeter Aerodrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you like it ? I'll bet you're dancing at the moment to it in your kitchen.... I'd like to see you dance, at the end of a rope, or under heavy machine gun fire, or on a red hot plate, or all three at once. Stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 17 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Had to fly out of Luton. That airport really is a fucking dump. The first thing that struck me was that, despite it being 4 in the morning, the Burger King was completely full. Bear in mind Burger King don't even offer something masquerading as a breakfast menu. These despicable cunts were quaffing coke and gobbling whoppers for pre-breakfast. I'm not talking rugby lads on tour doing it for the bantz, I'm talking families, couples, pensioners etc. I was also shocked at how polite and friendly the staff were around the airport. I can only assume they are bussed in from somewhere more respectable like Northampton. They spend their whole time arguing with idiots who don't understand what 100ml means and managed to keep a sense of humour. I was then placed next to a fat, bespectacled ginger bloke on the flight. There should be some kind of aviation code legislating against that kind of shit. I was flying Monarch unfortunately, but the captain did his best to speak in the soothing timbre of a BA pilot. Almost pulled it off. It's always nice to see that little bender PunkApe pushing the dolly trolley down the Isles after take off too. Sky aides indeed. Priority boarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Priority boarded? Fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 16 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: I think you just won gold in the T11 category of shit noms Bill, well done. I put my neck on the line and nommed something. Sure, I'm not the young buck I once was when I turned up on the scene. I had more creative freedom then, a lesser weight of expectation thrust upon me. Being top dog is not easy, people want that Bill Stickers formula. I'm just trying to remember a few of your classic works though Hokey... care to help me out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 You could've stopped at Luton, Bill. Not stayed there, just nommed the whole place, it's fucking grim. In a cruel twist of irony, the airport is probably it's only redeeming feature, due to it offering the quickest mode of transport to as far away from the grey shithole that everyone despises, as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I put my neck on the line and nommed something. Sure, I'm not the young buck I once was when I turned up on the scene. I had more creative freedom then, a lesser weight of expectation thrust upon me. Being top dog is not easy, people want that Bill Stickers formula. I'm just trying to remember a few of your classic works though Hokey... care to help me out? Just copy someone else, that's the formula we're used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Just copy someone else, that's the formula we're used to. Dingthedoggie used to post on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Dingthedoggie used to post on topic. This is on topic, it's about the topic, the shit topic being a topic that is shit. If he copied someone elses' topic it would be less shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: This is on topic, it's about the topic, the shit topic being a topic that is shit. If he copied someone elses' topic it would be less shit. As you've never been to an airport before Ding, only catching the ferry for your yearly excursion to Normandy in the port-a-potty, I'm not sure you're qualified to comment on the subject matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 51 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: As you've never been to an airport before Ding, only catching the ferry for your yearly excursion to Normandy in the port-a-potty, I'm not sure you're qualified to comment on the subject matter? As you've no fucking clue about anyone or anything in life, I'm sure you are not qualified to comment on anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 (edited) 20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: As you've no fucking clue about anyone or anything in life, I'm sure you are not qualified to comment on anything. Another very broad and subjective attack on poor old bill. But you dont dispute you've never been airborne before. Go on ding, report me, you filthy little grass. Edited September 18, 2016 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Another very broad and subjective attack on poor old bill. But you dont dispute you've never been airborne before. Go on ding, report me, you filthy little grass. Report you for what? Being fucking stupid? That's not necessary since it's pretty obvious to everyone, even Punkers. As for flying, have you got PPL then? @Mrs Roops wtf was the edit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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