Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Which one did you loiter around? Can't say I've loitered around schools other than when I was at school. Sorry we don't share the same interests. Not judging though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Uber Cunt said: Can't say I've loitered around schools other than when I was at school. Sorry we don't share the same interests. Not judging though. You obviously didn't go to a decent public school. Do you have AIDS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 You mean an "indecent" public school. Not that I'm aware "fingers crossed!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Uber Cunt said: You mean an "indecent" public school. Not that I'm aware "fingers crossed!". You obviously a gay German Knob-jockey. Fuck off Fritz........pig dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You obviously a gay German Knob-jockey. Fuck off Fritz........pig dog. Your comment is an embarrassment, but ultimately inconsequential. Like a drizzle of cum on my shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Uber Cunt said: Your comment is an embarrassment, but ultimately inconsequential. Like a drizzle of cum on my shoe. Deposited there by whom and in what circumstances? No doubt a normal occurrence for a turd impaler like you. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Deposited there by whom and in what circumstances? No doubt a normal occurrence for a turd impaler like you. lol. Why are you so interested in my shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fucking stupid pair of dumb faggoty cunts. Fuck off. Fuck off Ding No.2.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Fuck off Ding No.2.. Get a grip mate. It's only words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Uber Cunt said: Get a grip mate. It's only words. Exactly. Like hurry up into the showers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 This thread would have been fucking awful anyway, what with it being repeat bollocks produced by that depraved, curmudgeonly cunt, Withers. But with star turns from resident spastics TC and Punkape, coupled with a car crash debut from the aptly named Uber Cunt, it has now descended into absolute, terminal and irretrievable fucking shite. Fucking die, all three of you, you spectacularly thick fucking cunts. Withers, please also follow suit for encouraging this fucking bore fest to start with. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, mothra said: Exactly. Like hurry up into the showers. At last, somebody gets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: This thread would have been fucking awful anyway, what with it being repeat bollocks produced by that depraved, curmudgeonly cunt, Withers. But with star turns from resident spastics TC and Punkape, coupled with a car crash debut from the aptly named Uber Cunt, it has now descended into absolute, terminal and irretrievable fucking shite. Fucking die, all three of you, you spectacularly thick fucking cunts. Withers, please also follow suit for encouraging this fucking bore fest to start with. I thought Barry Norman was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Uber Cunt said: Why are you so interested in my shoes? They're probably cheap ones, like £85 or something a pauper would buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Uber Cunt said: I'm not sure how quantifiable cuntism is. How would you measure it? On a scale of zero to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: On a scale of zero to you. I've only joined a few hours ago and I'm Top Cunt on the Cardinal Scale already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 6 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: They're probably cheap ones, like £85 or something a pauper would buy. I wouldn't get laces for that you menial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of him WHEESHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: WHEESHT. There's a fine mist over the Blackmore Vale this morning, decs. I'm listening to Mrs K's breathing pattern as she lies next to me, fast asleep. The sun is breaking through and I'm looking at the side of her face. She looks old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 28 minutes ago, Frank said: There's a fine mist over the Blackmore Vale this morning, decs. I'm listening to Mrs K's breathing pattern as she lies next to me, fast asleep. The sun is breaking through and I'm looking at the side of her face. She looks old. If she looks old then you must look dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Uber Cunt said: I've only joined a few hours ago and I'm Top Cunt on the Cardinal Scale already. More like bottom cunt, striving so hard to achieve nothing at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: More like bottom cunt, striving so hard to achieve nothing at all. I'm in good company then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 21 hours ago, witheredscrote said: The President of the Philippines has likened himself to Hitler and been cautioned by the U.N. ( didn't certain world leaders caution Hitler in 1936 ). I bet this cunt is now shitting himself. On the other hand he would probably get my vote, as he has said he would happily exterminate 3,000,000 drug users and peddlers that are ruining the country. I am sure that other members will join me in hoping that Quincy and Bill holiday there next year. Where would you be without drugs, you moaning, boule chucking, wine for breakfast cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 37 minutes ago, Frank said: There's a fine mist over the Blackmore Vale this morning, decs. I'm listening to Mrs K's breathing pattern as she lies next to me, fast asleep. The sun is breaking through and I'm looking at the side of her face. She looks old. I'm listening to it from here. Massive wheezing fucking behemoth. I didn't get to bed til 4 last night - could you hold a pillow over her face, or a bouncy castle more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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