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Guest Donner and chips
Just now, Tata Steely Dan said:

So, by way of the double negative, you weren't hugged much as a child?

Fuck off taking an interest in hugging Feely, it's creepy. We all know your a soppy cunt but at least try and keep your depraved tendencies under wraps. It's just not cricket, you daft cunt.

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
10 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said:

You're not fooling anyone on here...maybe not SpunkPuppet but you're a multi ID bag of wind.

My first guess is Spunkape, funnily enough.

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I didn't know Lavrenti Beria was barred from some clubs in Leeds!! 

He wasn't, it was that cunt Saville that was barred, Boogie Beria was on the guest list, nice bloke, always remembered everyones name he did...

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
Just now, ThunderCunt said:

Both brown hatters

The posh chutney ferret and the angry chutney ferret. The angry working class alter ego is a lot more believable than the posh one, which demonstrates that Spunky is full of shit. 

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49 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

He wasn't, it was that cunt Saville that was barred, Boogie Beria was on the guest list, nice bloke, always remembered everyones name he did...

There's a story about a young footballer who ran rings around Beria during a football match. Basically he verbally took the piss out of him every time he beat him. Years later the young man had a job at Beria's department as a messenger. On delivering a message to his office Beria asked "Have we met before"? The young man said he didn't think so and left. 30 minutes later 2 KGB men turned up in his office, nicked him and he ended up doing 15 years in a gulag. 

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Guest luke swarm
6 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

The right hemisphere of the brain actually, soppy bollox.

where do you keep this particular portion of your anatomy? 

does it involve a bus ride.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
12 hours ago, Donner and chips said:

I'll go to places you boring noshbags fear to tread.

I'd like to suggest a Korean rice paddy loaded with unexploded land mines and artillery shells. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
3 minutes ago, scotty said:

That's a bit harsh, wizz.

Vietnam would be my preferred option. 

The stability of the explosive compounds in Vietnamese ordinance hasn't yet degraded into footstep sensitive. Korean Peninsula hazards are practically perspiring nitroglycerin now, and he is certain to find something with his Jurassic era heavy footedness. 

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