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Guest I know that Cunt
23 minutes ago, Ape said:

Weird, freaky and utterly fucking shite Icelandic twat. Absolutely fucking dreadful in every way. 

Weird, freaky and utterly fucking shite nom. Absolutely fucking dreadful in every way. 

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I used to have no reason to hate the Icelanders. Then Bjork turned up. So I thought about things a bit. So, cod war, football, exploding mountains. Peter's son is Petersen. His daughter is called Petersdottir. So fucking what. Hard words and fucking sushi. Cunts. Oh, and Bjork.

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Guest luke swarm
44 minutes ago, Ape said:

Weird, freaky and utterly fucking shite Icelandic twat. Absolutely fucking dreadful in every way. 

I don't know Ape, he was a pretty good tennis player in his time.

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1 hour ago, Ape said:

Just saw her on a music channel playing songs from the 90's, and in an instant my dislike for the weird little cunt was rekindled.

I actually feel a bit sorry for Björk, whose partner for over a decade was an American artist named Matthew Barney. If you ever for a moment thought that Frank's videos were shit then I strongly advise you never to view any of Barney's "Cremaster" cycle - not unless you want to spend seven hours screaming "What the fuck?" over and over and over again before gouging out your own eyes with an ice-cream scoop.

PS I also strongly advise Luke not to do a Google Image search for "cremaster".

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3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I actually feel a bit sorry for Björk, whose partner for over a decade was an American artist named Matthew Barney. If you ever for a moment thought that Frank's videos were shit then I strongly advise you never to view any of Barney's "Cremaster" cycle - not unless you want to spend seven hours screaming "What the fuck?" over and over and over again before gouging out your own eyes with an ice-cream scoop.

PS I also strongly advise Luke not to do a Google Image search for "cremaster".

I'd say, having had a quick look at this cunt, that they were made for each other. A pair of utter fucking freaks.

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Guest luke swarm
1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I actually feel a bit sorry for Björk, whose partner for over a decade was an American artist named Matthew Barney. If you ever for a moment thought that Frank's videos were shit then I strongly advise you never to view any of Barney's "Cremaster" cycle - not unless you want to spend seven hours screaming "What the fuck?" over and over and over again before gouging out your own eyes with an ice-cream scoop.

PS I also strongly advise Luke not to do a Google Image search for "cremaster".

Nonsense, I will just have a quick peek eh 

 

Good Grief...does anyone have an ice cream scoop......this is just fucking bizarre but what the hell has it to do with scrotal sacs and spunktubes.  

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2 minutes ago, Ape said:

I'd say, having had a quick look at this cunt, that they were made for each other. A pair of utter fucking freaks.

At least Lisa Riley isn't on Strictly this year. It was like watching one of King Kong's haemorrhoids slowly roll around the stage.

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1 hour ago, Ape said:

Weird, freaky and utterly fucking shite Icelandic twat. Absolutely fucking dreadful in every way. 

Mrs Baws likes Iceland (the country, not the shop full of fuckwits) and has dragged me there a few times over the years. Like so many other unique and wonderful places, it would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for the awful cunts who live there.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Mrs Baws likes Iceland (the country, not the shop full of fuckwits) and has dragged me there a few times over the years. Like so many other unique and wonderful places, it would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for the awful cunts who live there.

Spoken like a true autistic Jock. 

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Like so many other unique and wonderful places, it would be immeasurably better if it wasn't for the awful cunts who live there.

This is so true CB. I visited Auschwitz a few years ago and you couldn't sit down for all the fuckin sofas

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
1 hour ago, Ape said:

 

It's quite upsetting to have a nom criticised by two such brilliant cunts.

Not only a useless cunt but with a memory like a goldfish with dementia. As far as i know every fucking post from you is shit. Kill yourself

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9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Not only a useless cunt but with a memory like a goldfish with dementia. As far as i know every fucking post from you is shit. Kill yourself

Before I respond to this I want to be 100% sure you are referring to me directly in this comment. I ask as I know you have a bit of a drink problem and are easily confused. 

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7 minutes ago, Ape said:

Before I respond to this I want to be 100% sure you are referring to me directly in this comment. I ask as I know you have a bit of a drink problem and are easily confused. 

He fucking means it alright you wet bastard drip of a man. 

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