Neil Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 26 minutes ago, neil298 said: I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts At first I thought you were referring to a shopping note written by your Mum, "bag of flour, a dozen eggs, 5 park drive". I just pay my fake notes into my bank account. Banks NEVER check notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 38 minutes ago, neil298 said: I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts With all the stuff on the internet these days, I fail to understand why you are still buying your "Asian Babes" magazine at your local spar shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 51 minutes ago, neil298 said: I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts Don't ever comment on any of my noms again, you absolute nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Simply invest in an ultraviolet marker pen and jot down a selection of your favourite abusive phrases on your notes. Then watch the suspicious cunts try not to react when their own technology instructs them to "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts Well you're a fat,ugly, gay cunt with makeup on. What the fuck do you expect? Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts Fucking victim complex cunt. Try not going out in a stained string vest wife beater with a can of stella in your back pocket. And actually pay for a fucking hair cut rather than letting your spawn do it in the kitchen with a set of clippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well you're a fat,ugly, gay cunt with makeup on. What the fuck do you expect? Cretin. Seconded. Spunky you beat me to it, what the fuck does it expect? I wouldn't let it in my shop if I was Mr Lidl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I find writing a little message on the note helps. SpunkGape for PM and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I find writing a little message on the note helps. SpunkGape for PM and the like. How about a "like" as well then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I find writing a little message on the note helps. SpunkGape for PM and the like. Be careful what you wish for unless you want compulsory gay marriage and range rover only lanes in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: How about a "like" as well then... have some dignity you horrible little queen, begging for likes off the newbies like a common urchin, you should be ashamed, a cunt of your long standing. Disgusting behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Don't ever comment on any of my noms again, you absolute nothing. No problem. Have edited it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fucking victim complex cunt. Try not going out in a stained string vest wife beater with a can of stella in your back pocket. And actually pay for a fucking hair cut rather than letting your spawn do it in the kitchen with a set of clippers. Let's be fair Bill, I'm sure this has happened to you as most of your notes are rolled up in your pocket with crusted blood and crispy snot round one end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 23 minutes ago, luke swarm said: have some dignity you horrible little queen, begging for likes off the newbies like a common urchin, you should be ashamed, a cunt of your long standing. Disgusting behaviour. I meant post mortem you melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Simply invest in an ultraviolet marker pen and jot down a selection of your favourite abusive phrases on your notes. Then watch the suspicious cunts try not to react when their own technology instructs them to "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!" "show us your tits" or "I can smell your cunt" might be more Neil's style for the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I meant post mortem you melt. I wish it was your post mortem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I wish it was your post mortem I'm going to be up all night crying, you spunk pixie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I'm going to be up all night crying, you spunk pixie. Don't bother, just hang yourself immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: "show us your tits" or "I can smell your cunt" might be more Neil's style for the ladies. Saying "nowt wrong with lard" out of context is another killer line and saves complex negotiations later in the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, mothra said: Saying "nowt wrong with lard" out of context is another killer line and saves complex negotiations later in the evening Indeed. Whatever Neil comes up will be suitable I'm sure. Like all of us Northerners Neil tells it like it is, and is rather charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Don't bother, just hang yourself immediately. you green bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Don't bother, just hang yourself immediately. Love you too Jizz bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 this site's most popular word is spunk. We might be attracting the wrong sort of cunts who search for such 'fluids' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, mothra said: this site's most popular word is spunk. We might be attracting the wrong sort of cunts who search for such 'fluids' spunk and soft furniture such as sofas just don't mix Motty....I have no idea what I am writing about but I think you might understand in your parallel universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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