Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Do you think old gobbie might be at home in her novelty slippers, looking at her fat fucking scaly fish of a husband, wondering if a chance encounter with Frank from cunts corner might just be the life-changer she's been looking for? I'd take a chance on me. I think so. He's passed out, spesh dribbling on the lino, her; glancing wistfully out the pane. What's he doing now. Is he on the beach. Is he clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Come on you bunch of cunts. English Heritage? It's got to be infinitely better than Scottish or Welsh Heritage. Apologies to any Welsh or Scots that post on here but face facts, you really are a bunch of independent, tartan wearing, sheep shagging inbreds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Come on you bunch of cunts. English Heritage? It's got to be infinitely better than Scottish or Welsh Heritage. Apologies to any Welsh or Scots that post on here but face facts, you really are a bunch of independent, tartan wearing, sheep shagging inbreds. Only they cant be trusted with real independence so they have to stay walled off in their pretend little kingdoms and let the REAL country do the work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Come on you bunch of cunts. English Heritage? It's got to be infinitely better than Scottish or Welsh Heritage. Apologies to any Welsh or Scots that post on here but face facts, you really are a bunch of independent, tartan wearing, sheep shagging inbreds. Apologise to the northern Irish this instant or you're done here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Only they cant be trusted with real independence so they have to stay walled off in their pretend little kingdoms and let the REAL country do the work. Scotland is a great place. A place difficult to not get behind, even if ones a Belfast cunt adopted here. A great place. Don't knock till you've tried. Do you know Carl "roker park" Harvey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 16 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I was cold, I was naked, Were you there? Were you there? How was Wales? A shit hole ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Scotland is a great place. A place difficult to not get behind, even if ones a Belfast cunt adopted here. A great place. Don't knock till you've tried. Do you know Carl "roker park" Harvey? I love Edinburgh, it's a fantastic city and I'd genuinely move there tomorrow. The rest of the country is an absolute fucking shit hole and can go fuck itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I love Edinburgh, it's a fantastic city and I'd genuinely move there tomorrow. The rest of the country is an absolute fucking shit hole and can go fuck itself. It is, but the rest of it is great too. You just need to realise that the whole of the central belt to Stirling , and a large portion of the east coast through Dundee, is fucking shite. Ayrshire etc is fucking terrible too. West coast and Perthshire is great . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is, but the rest of it is great too. You just need to realise that the whole of the central belt to Stirling , and a large portion of the east coast through Dundee, is fucking shite. Ayrshire etc is fucking terrible too. West coast and Perthshire is great . Never mind all that shit. What about Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I love Edinburgh, it's a fantastic city and I'd genuinely move there tomorrow. The rest of the country is an absolute fucking shit hole and can go fuck itself. Would you rent or buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Would you rent or buy? I certainly wouldn't rent. A friend of mine had an absolutely fucking awful experience with an estate agent up there. I know estate agents aren't renowned for their competency, but the fucking clowns who ran this were absolutely outrageous. He played me a voicemail he'd received, you could actually hear one of them slagging him off in the background. Utter fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I certainly wouldn't rent. A friend of mine had an absolutely fucking awful experience with an estate agent up there. I know estate agents aren't renowned for their competency, but the fucking clowns who ran this were absolutely outrageous. He played me a voicemail he'd received, you could actually hear one of them slagging him off in the background. Utter fucking cunts. It was probably me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I certainly wouldn't rent. A friend of mine had an absolutely fucking awful experience with an estate agent up there. I know estate agents aren't renowned for their competency, but the fucking clowns who ran this were absolutely outrageous. He played me a voicemail he'd received, you could actually hear one of them slagging him off in the background. Utter fucking cunts. Not easy to buy. Central stuff is going same day at the mo, cunts hounding after everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was probably me. The six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: The six degrees of Kevin Bacon. We were fucking diabolical. Complete cunts, every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I love Edinburgh, it's a fantastic city and I'd genuinely move there tomorrow. The rest of the country is an absolute fucking shit hole and can go fuck itself. From my experience it's mostly tartan shops and beggars with a few old buildings. I will admit beautiful landscape though. Never seen anything like the Arthur's Seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: From my experience it's mostly tartan shops and beggars with a few old buildings. I will admit beautiful landscape though. Never seen anything like the Arthur's Seat. There were beggars everywhere, but I have to say that they were the friendliest leeches I've ever encountered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 21 hours ago, nobgobbler said: If I ever have to put on the marigolds and squeeze his anal glands I will think of you. Sweetpea.. http://youtu.be/3OO-qIIG2OQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Sweetpea.. http://youtu.be/3OO-qIIG2OQ Get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 9:27 AM, nobgobbler said: That new bit looks like a Victorian seaside town toilet block. A seaside town that they forgot to close down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get fucked. I'm lonely decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: I'm lonely decs. What do you think about all this Ding nastiness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm lonely decs. You should join some sort of online forum, filled with complete cunts and fucking weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: From my experience it's mostly tartan shops and beggars with a few old buildings. I will admit beautiful landscape though. Never seen anything like the Arthur's Seat. That's the royal mile for you. Jiving with tat shops playing braveheart soundtrack on a fucking loop 18 hours a day. No cunt from here goes near it. It seems like that's where it's at for visitors, but it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: What do you think about all this Ding nastiness? I really can't believe it. Give me some time to think about all of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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