Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Who are the people out there reviewing toasters, packets of blue tac and wall mounted toilet paper holders? I often see reviews for menial purchases and I simply cannot fathom what compelled individuals to take the time out of their day. Especially when the review is a 3 or 4 star one. Only the other day I saw one on Asda for a pedal operated kitchen bin, from a user called HornyBaldGreek71. He was bemoaning how his friends and family had bullied him for the purchase and was now called "shitbin" at the office. Another was from someone called YorkshireTedium11, who was multi quoting and critiquing the user manual he received when he purchased a caravan tow bar. My profiling of these people is below: a ) pensioners like Drew who think they are tech savvy b ) basement dwelling nerds like Extremecunt, who still live with their parents, spending all their disposable income on Amazon, and 18 hours a day in front of a computer screen. c ) generally boring cunts who think their middle of the road opinion is worthwhile. Think Pen and the gypsy. If only these people would review drinking bleach and setting themselves on fire with various types of accelerant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 It's a heavy hitting nom from the alpha predator. Anyone got the fucking bottle to come at me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Who are the people out there reviewing toasters, packets of blue tac and wall mounted toilet paper holders? I often see reviews for menial purchases and I simply cannot fathom what compelled individuals to take the time out of their day. Especially when the review is a 3 or 4 star one. Only the other day I saw one on Asda for a pedal operated kitchen bin, from a user called HornyBaldGreek71. He was bemoaning how his friends and family had bullied him for the purchase and was now called "shitbin" at the office. Another was from someone called YorkshireTedium11, who was multi quoting and critiquing the user manual he received when he purchased a caravan tow bar. My profiling of these people is below: a ) pensioners like Drew who think they are tech savvy b ) basement dwelling nerds like Extremecunt, who still live with their parents, spending all their disposable income on Amazon, and 18 hours a day in front of a computer screen. c ) generally boring cunts who think their middle of the road opinion is worthwhile. Think Pen and the gypsy. If only these people would review drinking bleach and setting themselves on fire with various types of accelerant. Surely, they must all be "ringers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a heavy hitting nom from the alpha predator. Anyone got the fucking bottle to come at me? I wish I could review your cremation...."A great time had by all" Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Who are the people out there reviewing toasters, packets of blue tac and wall mounted toilet paper holders? I often see reviews for menial purchases and I simply cannot fathom what compelled individuals to take the time out of their day. Especially when the review is a 3 or 4 star one. Only the other day I saw one on Asda for a pedal operated kitchen bin, from a user called HornyBaldGreek71. He was bemoaning how his friends and family had bullied him for the purchase and was now called "shitbin" at the office. Another was from someone called YorkshireTedium11, who was multi quoting and critiquing the user manual he received when he purchased a caravan tow bar. My profiling of these people is below: a ) pensioners like Drew who think they are tech savvy b ) basement dwelling nerds like Extremecunt, who still live with their parents, spending all their disposable income on Amazon, and 18 hours a day in front of a computer screen. c ) generally boring cunts who think their middle of the road opinion is worthwhile. Think Pen and the gypsy. If only these people would review drinking bleach and setting themselves on fire with various types of accelerant. Probably the same sort of people who who post utter shite on forums. Moany tiny prick wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 I get it. 'Alpha Predator' is an ananagram, right? Excuse my spelling but I can get 'boring useless fuckwit' out of them letters. Luckily I attended Manchester's famous Scrabble school Fuck off Bill, you prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: I get it. 'Alpha Predator' is an ananagram, right? Excuse my spelling but I can get 'boring useless fuckwit' out of them letters. Luckily I attended Manchester's famous Scrabble school Fuck off Bill, you prick. You mis spelt "rabble". Ghetto dwelling rodent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You mis spelt "rabble". Ghetto dwelling rodent. I though cunting season had arrived for Stickers but I was mistaken. Here we are fighting amongst ourselves while that valueless amorphous blob of adipose tissue sits there on his little pedestal, just waiting for a jolly good twatting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I though cunting season had arrived for Stickers but I was mistaken. Here we are fighting amongst ourselves while that valueless amorphous blob of adipose tissue sits there on his little pedestal, just waiting for a jolly good twatting. I feel I'm going to be sat waiting a long time if you're the one throwing the punches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Only the other day I saw one on Asda for a pedal operated kitchen bin, from a user called HornyBaldGreek71. He was bemoaning how his friends and family had bullied him for the purchase and was now called "shitbin" at the office. Another was from someone called YorkshireTedium11, who was multi quoting and critiquing the user manual he received when he purchased a caravan tow bar. It would seem the only one to read reviews is you Stickers as you know exactly what their usernames are and what they said. Total fucking idiot as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, Manky said: I though cunting season had arrived for Stickers but I was mistaken. Here we are fighting amongst ourselves while that valueless amorphous blob of adipose tissue sits there on his little pedestal, just waiting for a jolly good twatting. He needs to start ruling Ding properly, or god help him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: It would seem the only one to read reviews is you Stickers as you know exactly what their usernames are and what they said. Total fucking idiot as always. Snatch, this forum is Lord of the flies. I'm the leader of the hunters, obviously. I just can't decide whether you're piggy, always screaming for the conch, or the prepubescent Percival Wyms Madison. Help me out here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a heavy hitting nom from the alpha predator. Anyone got the fucking bottle to come at me? Piss and wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Usual boring, self congratulatory bollocks, 0/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 I've got nothing but this for you, Bill. http://www.potatoreview.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a heavy hitting nom from the alpha predator. Anyone got the fucking bottle to come at me? This nomination gave me cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've got nothing but this for you, Bill. http://www.potatoreview.com/ Just too late for Halloween... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Snatch, this forum is Lord of the flies. I'm the leader of the hunters, obviously. I just can't decide whether you're piggy, always screaming for the conch, or the prepubescent Percival Wyms Madison. Help me out here? Well well you little keyboard warrior. Giving it large again I see now the big boys have been given parole and your once again back in the shadows. Tell me,how long did it take to find yet another pathetic avatar? Your intelligence knows no bounds,really it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 My dick has been reviewed by my missus today lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a heavy hitting nom from the alpha predator. Anyone got the fucking bottle to come at me? I think you have got 'Alpha Male' and 'Apex Predator' mixed up. As the only A's you could lay claim to are ADHD and Autistic, maybe keeping your festering slit of a gob shut for a microsecond would be a welcome alternative for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: My dick has been reviewed by my missus today lol. Were you pleased with the score he gave you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This nomination gave me cancer. I never even been in existence ever and I've got cancer of your nothing cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Who are the people out there reviewing toasters, packets of blue tac and wall mounted toilet paper holders? I often see reviews for menial purchases and I simply cannot fathom what compelled individuals to take the time out of their day. Especially when the review is a 3 or 4 star one. Only the other day I saw one on Asda for a pedal operated kitchen bin, from a user called HornyBaldGreek71. He was bemoaning how his friends and family had bullied him for the purchase and was now called "shitbin" at the office. Another was from someone called YorkshireTedium11, who was multi quoting and critiquing the user manual he received when he purchased a caravan tow bar. My profiling of these people is below: a ) pensioners like Drew who think they are tech savvy b ) basement dwelling nerds like Extremecunt, who still live with their parents, spending all their disposable income on Amazon, and 18 hours a day in front of a computer screen. c ) generally boring cunts who think their middle of the road opinion is worthwhile. Think Pen and the gypsy. If only these people would review drinking bleach and setting themselves on fire with various types of accelerant. What a funny fellow you are Sticky. Brawn went out of fashion some time ago on here, as we're all just pixels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Extremecunt said: My dick has been reviewed by my missus today lol. Did she write 'Just like a real penis,only smaller'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 You've all been whipped up into a frenzy by the pantomime villain. The truth is you, the baying crowd, the indignant mass, you pretend to hate me, but you love me. I am Stickers. I am your hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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