Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. They're also Geordies, Punkape. Get yourself riled up about that too you sad little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They're also Geordies, Punkape. Get yourself riled up about that too you sad little bastard. They need to meet a razor and a barber. You can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Or as they say in Geordie: the hoory beekahs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Or as they say in Geordie: the hoory beekahs We pronounce hairy like everyone else. Bikers would be a bit harsher Bike-as instead of Bike-ers. Don't = Divin't Yes = Aye No = Nat Town = Toon Over = Awa Throw = Hoy That's the only real differences in pronunciation. The rest is just harder A's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We pronounce hairy like everyone else. Bikers would be a bit harsher Bike-as instead of Bike-ers. Are you saying that Ant & Dec are just putting it on, the cunts? I'll give them Byker fucking Grove! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 59 minutes ago, Punkape said: These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. You forgot to mention they have AIDS, you fucking spastic. Unsurprisingly there was a gay reference though. Stupid, repetitive wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Are you saying that Ant & Dec are just putting it on, the cunts? I'll give them Byker fucking Grove! Those little twats have been living the high life for years. They've probably not seen another native since they left. Surprised they can still imitate the accent so well, but I guess it's the long romantic conversations they have with each other in bed every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. Well obviously they would have to be gay, I mean everyone in your world is - strange that, you being the only non gay in the village. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. You fucking gay sad cunt fuck off, leave the lads alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We pronounce hairy like everyone else. Bikers would be a bit harsher Bike-as instead of Bike-ers. Don't = Divin't Yes = Aye No = Nat Town = Toon Over = Awa Throw = Hoy That's the only real differences in pronunciation. The rest is just harder A's Just kill yourself please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You fucking gay sad cunt fuck off, leave the lads alone. You twat.I bet you're a filthy Geordie cretin too. Ponce. Fuck you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Just kill yourself please Na a divin't think a will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 You pair of queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: You pair of queers Now now, Punkape is still in denial about all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Well obviously they would have to be gay, I mean everyone in your world is - strange that, you being the only non gay in the village. They work at the BBC so then they probably have little choice. If you have a Tv licence you effectively promote buggery yourself and have done so for many years.If you continue to do so and support the Laissez-fair morality at the BBC and other media that produces the likes of Jimmy Savile then you should be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: They work at the BBC so then they probably have little choice. If you have a Tv licence you effectively promote buggery yourself and have done so for many years.If you continue to do so and support the Laissez-fair morality at the BBC and other media that produces the likes of Jimmy Savile then you should be ashamed. OH GOD NO! I... agree... Punkape, I agree! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: OH GOD NO! I... agree... Punkape, I agree! Join the fightback against the Gay propaganda of the Media. Burn your Tv licence and picket the gay BBC. !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Join the fightback against the Gay propaganda of the Media. Burn your Tv licence and picket the gay BBC. !! Nevermind. It's gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You pair of queers You're a fucking disgrace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: They work at the BBC so then they probably have little choice. If you have a Tv licence you effectively promote buggery yourself and have done so for many years.If you continue to do so and support the Laissez-fair morality at the BBC and other media that produces the likes of Jimmy Savile then you should be ashamed. Please, please, please change the record you stupid fucking wanker. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to burn your fucking house down - unless it's been raining and the cardboard is wet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: These two slobbering buffoons are on the TV ad nauseam fucking up good British cooking and endorsing produce from farming bumpkins and sub-standard poofy chefs in cheap county backwaters.They are always touching each other and pouncing about so there's obviously a fudge packer agenda. A shave and a haircut wouldn't improve the output of either of these cunts either. A really good kick in the goolies and permanent exile to ISIS occupied territory would be an ideal destination for these homo, beatnik cretins. Good work spunkers. They are a tad over familiar : something's not quite reet about they cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: They're also Geordies, Punkape. Get yourself riled up about that too you sad little bastard. Gay geordies ram it doon each other's cundy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 29 minutes ago, Ape said: Please, please, please change the record you stupid fucking wanker. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to burn your fucking house down - unless it's been raining and the cardboard is wet. Reported for making gayish threats about arson. In addition get stuffed you special needs fuckwit. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Reported for making gayish threats about arson. In addition get stuffed you special needs fuckwit. lol. Reported to who? It's highly unlikely you'll find anyone on this site, admins included, who gives a flying fuck. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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