The Beast Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 (edited) I 've seen some crap on the box in my 44 years of miserable fucking existence, but this load of old shite is enough to give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage. What sort of wankers watch this? It's certainly not an attempt at a piss take of a stereotypical Pakistani. I don't see how any moslems would identify anything from it, certainly no old style bigots would watch it either. It is about as relevant to comedy as cancer of the nuts is to a eunuch. If I could afford a pair of new size 10 boots I would put both through the fucking screen at the sight of this contemptible jejune waste of money. Edited November 8, 2016 by The Beast poxy spelling SFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I seen that cunt on the news visiting schools in Birmingham. It can be a bit of a cunt trying to attend all 6000 of his kids parents evening. Either that or he was looking for a new wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 6 hours ago, The Beast said: I 've seen some crap on the box in my 44 years of miserable fucking existence, but this load of old shite is enough to give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage. What sort of wankers watch this? It's certainly not an attempt at a piss take of a stereotypical Pakistani. I don't see how any moslems would identify anything from it, certainly no old style bigots would watch it either. It is about as relevant to comedy as cancer of the nuts is to a eunuch. If I could afford a pair of new size 10 boots I would put both through the fucking screen at the site of this contemptible jejune waste of money. As an old style, hate filled bigot I was most disappointed, I was expecting to have a good shout at the box but no, where are the pedo mini cab drivers? a distinct absence of extremism and hate preachers, not a word on FGM, and not a single honour killing. Fucking load of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 It is what happens when they try to write old style comedy that is politically correct. It does not work. Leave the "on the buses" style jokes back in the sixties where they belong. Fuck the BBC. Alan Yentob is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 BBC = Bum Ba Claaart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 It's a 'box ticker' programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's a 'box ticker' programme. Shit writing -tick Shit acting - tick Time filler - tick Shit production - tick Cunts will watch it - tick What's that ticking noise in that box - tick tock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 This might surprise you but I've never watched it. I've never stuck needles in my eyes, or wired my testicles to a car battery either – where possible I try to avoid doing things that cause me pain or grief. With that proviso it sounds like the bastard lovechild of Terry and June and Love Thy Neighbour. Does it have any poofs in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This might surprise you but I've never watched it. I've never stuck needles in my eyes, or wired my testicles to a car battery either – where possible I try to avoid doing things that cause me pain or grief. With that proviso it sounds like the bastard lovechild of Terry and June and Love Thy Neighbour. Does it have any poofs in it? Punkape wasn't available to play the role of Julian Clary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Sadly, we will see more and more of this type of shit. ( I will never watch it of my own tree will) The only funny ethnic comedy I have ever seen is 'Four Lions' and they had to OK it with every cunt and his dog to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Fucking Desmond's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Thank fuck they havn't developed scratch and sniff tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Preaching hate or preaching that this load of old shit is comedy?. Its a very fine line. I expect Leonard Henry of Dudley was busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 But if they cut down all the trees how will they get to work? *Love Thy Neighbour circa 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, neil298 said: But if they cut down all the trees how will they get to work? *Love Thy Neighbour circa 1974 I remember when that was shown, everyone at my primary school was calling each other "honky" and "chocolate drop" the day after. That shit programme should never have got near a tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This might surprise you but I've never watched it. I've never stuck needles in my eyes, or wired my testicles to a car battery either – where possible I try to avoid doing things that cause me pain or grief. With that proviso it sounds like the bastard lovechild of Terry and June and Love Thy Neighbour. Does it have any poofs in it? Don't knock the bollock-wires til you've tried them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't knock the bollock-wires til you've tried them. 6v, 12v, or 24v...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 8:37 AM, Cuntybaws said: This might surprise you but I've never watched it. I've never stuck needles in my eyes, or wired my testicles to a car battery either – where possible I try to avoid doing things that cause me pain or grief. With that proviso it sounds like the bastard lovechild of Terry and June and Love Thy Neighbour. Does it have any poofs in it? Or wired my testicles to a car battery either..... Fucking liar, you still owe me for that extra Baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 8:37 AM, Cuntybaws said: I've never stuck needles in my eyes, I've had needles stuck in my eyes .. does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 11/7/2016 at 3:37 AM, Cuntybaws said: This might surprise you but I've never watched it. I've never stuck needles in my eyes, or wired my testicles to a car battery either – where possible I try to avoid doing things that cause me pain or grief. With that proviso it sounds like the bastard lovechild of Terry and June and Love Thy Neighbour. Does it have any poofs in it? Yet you stay and endure that wife and those children you sired! Ffs, man, get out of the car and fucking RUN! Don't tell us about your latest tale of woe, FUCKING RUN!! like Tanzanian water through a yank reality survival tv programme contestant....RUN, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or wired my testicles to a car battery either..... Fucking liar, you still owe me for that extra Baws He's not lying, he said he's never wired his testicles to the battery, doesn't mean he hasn't paid others to do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 0:38 AM, The Beast said: I 've seen some crap on the box in my 44 years of miserable fucking existence, but this load of old shite is enough to give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage. What sort of wankers watch this? It's certainly not an attempt at a piss take of a stereotypical Pakistani. I don't see how any moslems would identify anything from it, certainly no old style bigots would watch it either. It is about as relevant to comedy as cancer of the nuts is to a eunuch. If I could afford a pair of new size 10 boots I would put both through the fucking screen at the site of this contemptible jejune waste of money. What are your plans for the next 44 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I've had needles stuck in my eyes .. does that help? Only if they were 000 gauge knitting needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 0:38 AM, The Beast said: I 've seen some crap on the box in my 44 years of miserable fucking existence, but this load of old shite is enough to give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage. What sort of wankers watch this? It's certainly not an attempt at a piss take of a stereotypical Pakistani. I don't see how any moslems would identify anything from it, certainly no old style bigots would watch it either. It is about as relevant to comedy as cancer of the nuts is to a eunuch. If I could afford a pair of new size 10 boots I would put both through the fucking screen at the site of this contemptible jejune waste of money. Its very popular apparently. Good old slapstick type comedy, but you either get it or you don't. The way he parks his 25 year old Merc on the footpath will be very realistic to someone like Luke Swarm. It's certainly makes a nice change to that fucking american shit like Friends and fucking Frazier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your plans for the next 44 years? Cancer? Seems as prevalent on here as your cutting edge noms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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