Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eric, don't slag the corner of while you're still on your wobbly foal-legs. It cheapens this place and makes you look like a little fucking cunt. Additionally, there are "likes" that are purest gold, such as a Quincy "like", but then there are the other sort. If this last post of yours was a house you were selling, someone's daubed "ding and pen like this" in human shite on the lounge walls. Fuck me, you have a high opinion of yourself don't you? Only if the mighty quim likes something does it become likeworthy, I hope decimal doesn't mind you and bill coming over and nicking his Kleenex. Don't forget to shut the laptop when you hear his legal guardian coming up the stairs to bring you some sandwiches and a bottle of pop. Try leaving the house, drink some beer, talk to some girls. Trust me you'll feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me, you have a high opinion of yourself don't you? Only if the mighty quim likes something does it become likeworthy, I hope decimal doesn't mind you and bill coming over and nicking his Kleenex. Don't forget to shut the laptop when you hear his legal guardian coming up the stairs to bring you some sandwiches and a bottle of pop. Try leaving the house, drink some beer, talk to some girls. Trust me you'll feel better. I do- the highest , and for good reason. My quips are of a high level, you would do well to listen, and with both ears. I'll have you know I have left the house and am drinking beer. Who's the cunt now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if you're aware, but this "real world" of ours heavily involves using technology inside and outside the house. So unless you have somehow travelled back in time, and all these fictional women that you are pulling are bubble permed munters from 1982, your analogy makes absolutely no fucking sense. Why not use your superior internet skills to find out where I live, but before you do please convert to Islam and sign up to ISIS, that way I get to kill at least one of the cunts. Give my regards to Lara you pasty little virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I do- the highest , and for good reason. My quips are of a high level, you would do well to listen, and with both ears. I'll have you know I have left the house and am drinking beer. Who's the cunt now? Careful Quincy, 100 million sperm and he was the fastest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful Quincy, 100 million sperm and he was the fastest! As the competition was dog spunk, it's hardly an accolade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why not use your superior internet skills to find out where I live... Lilliput? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful Quincy, 100 million sperm and he was the fastest! Quoting crap American comedies, profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why not use your superior internet skills to find out where I live, but before you do please convert to Islam and sign up to ISIS, that way I get to kill at least one of the cunts. Give my regards to Lara you pasty little virgin. Two semi-decent replies and then this shite. In your own words you've been burnt. Best you tuck your tail between your legs and pay a visit to your local burns unit. Failing that, see your local wise woman, you backwards cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: As the competition was dog spunk, it's hardly an accolade. Best give him a chance, I suppose, On this week's evidence he's a lot better than Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quoting crap American comedies, profound. Just now, Cuntybaws said: Best give him a chance, I suppose, On this week's evidence he's a lot better than Frank. I take back that last comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I do- the highest , and for good reason. My quips are of a high level, you would do well to listen, and with both ears. I'll have you know I have left the house and am drinking beer. Who's the cunt now? How is the gay bar looking since the refurb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Best give him a chance, I suppose, On this week's evidence he's a lot better than Frank. Frank's dead to me. To think he was once a thing of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Two semi-decent replies and then this shite. In your own words you've been burnt. Best you tuck your tail between your legs and pay a visit to your local burns unit. Failing that, see your local wise woman, you backwards cunt. This is third degree burns shit right here. This cunt looks like a homeless acid attack victim on a comedown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How is the gay bar looking since the refurb? Eric, you're not doing too badly on the whole. Possibly it's time for a brief pause, some deep introspection, then come back all fired up- as a total cunt beyond belief. Having shaken off the dull influence of the corner spastics. In other words- choose your corner, and choose it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Frank's dead to me. To think he was once a thing of mine. Shite me out a wee nugget quince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. That's a flattering angle, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. Have you suddenly become homeless within the past few weeks? You fucking dishevelled cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Fucking hell you have let yourself go frank. Can't afford a razor you dirty cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Looks like Daryl from The Walking Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This is third degree burns shit right here. This cunt looks like a homeless acid attack victim on a comedown. I would ask to borrow your extinguisher but I suspect you need to use it quite regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 And would Roadkill please tell me whether viz did in fact originate In Newcastle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: And would Roadkill please tell me whether viz did in fact originate In Newcastle? I don't fucking know. But wikipedia had this to say about it: The abbreviation viz. (or viz without a full stop), short for the Latin videlicet, is used as a synonym for "namely", "that is to say", "to wit", or "as follows". It is typically used to introduce examples or further details to illustrate a point. Why are you so interested in the origins of an abbreviation anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I don't fucking know. But wikipedia had this to say about it: The abbreviation viz. (or viz without a full stop), short for the Latin videlicet, is used as a synonym for "namely", "that is to say", "to wit", or "as follows". It is typically used to introduce examples or further details to illustrate a point. Why are you so interested in the origins of an abbreviation anyway? I'm not, I just used to love the magazine when it was still funny and concerned that it may have been conceived by a couple of tai-chi performing car factory workers from Sunderland which you kindly informed me was an insufferable nest of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. That tongue belongs in a downsyndrome version of Jamie Oliver. Have you been eating wasps again? wheres the video Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not, I just used to love the magazine when it was still funny and concerned that it may have been conceived by a couple of tai-chi performing car factory workers from Sunderland which you kindly informed me was an insufferable nest of cunts. Nah it was apparently made by some lad from Longbenton, which is on the respectable side of the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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