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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So if we did have a straightener then I would immediately be arrested anyway because you would have rung plod and reported an assault before it started you fucking grass. 

 

39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would fucking love to meet the three of you. Please genuinely find me and pay me a visit you gutless pussy and I will happily rid the world of you 

I feel you've changed your tune, flip flopping around the issue like like a camp Donald Trump. Half an hour ago you were giving it the big one.

You do know you've immortalised your status on here as a mentally unstable hothead, and this quote will follow you everywhere?

Your only hope is to get a new ID.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Leave it aaaahhhhhtttt, Ding, you faaaaaaackinnn muggy caaaaaant.

If Eric get's wind that you're insinuating he is some sort of shirt lifter, he'll be on the first train north to take you outside on the cobbles.

I've heard some pretty fearsome stories. Apparently once at primary school Ben Jenkins stole a pack of chipsticks out of Eric's lunch box, they ended up wrestling under the climbing frame and old Jenkins ended up with chipped milk teeth. 

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25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So if we did have a straightener then I would immediately be arrested anyway because you would have rung plod and reported an assault before it started you fucking grass. 

There is a lot of aggression emanating from you, Eric.

My guess is that you're both vertically challenged and terminally thick. And probably a slimy, seedy, closet-residing, homosexual man. 

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

And single too.. soon.

This is a real throwback isn't it Frank?

A new cunt taking a vintage pasting and resorting to threats of violence, with a ban imminent when the next mod logs on.

Happy days.

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14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Let's hope none of us get cancer eh? When your other half is stage 3 and you have to spend half your life sat in a fucking hospital watching them suffer while they pump taxotere or some other poisonous form of chemo into them trust me it isn't funny. Don't mean to be a killjoy but I come on here as a distraction from thinking about it so lets just rip on poofs with AIDS or something else self inflicted.

Ohhhhhh.... my old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

He's got this fucking cancer, now what d'you think of that?

Got cancer in his eyeballs, he's got cancer of the gob

He's got cancer in his fingernails and cancer of the knob

My old man's got cancer, cancer everywhere...

He's got cancer of the bumhole 'cause he's a fucking queer.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Ohhhhhh.... my old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

He's got this fucking cancer, now what d'you think of that?

Got cancer in his eyeballs, he's got cancer of the gob

He's got cancer in his fingernails and cancer of the knob

My old man's got cancer, cancer everywhere...

He's got cancer of the bumhole 'cause he's a fucking queer.

 

 

Beautiful.

Sing that to a video of you prancing around in a flat cap and a hi-viz vest and you've got another hit on your hands. 

Keep your bin out of the frame though, nobody needs to see that shit again. 

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12 minutes ago, Frank said:

Ohhhhhh.... my old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

He's got this fucking cancer, now what d'you think of that?

Got cancer in his eyeballs, he's got cancer of the gob

He's got cancer in his fingernails and cancer of the knob

My old man's got cancer, cancer everywhere...

He's got cancer of the bumhole 'cause he's a fucking queer.

 

 

What a fucking cunt. CANCER!

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Guest Bill Stickers
35 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Beautiful.

Sing that to a video of you prancing around in a flat cap and a hi-viz vest and you've got another hit on your hands. 

Keep your bin out of the frame though, nobody needs to see that shit again. 

We all know you like doing requests Frank, walnut head was your finest commissioned work. 

We'd all love to see this. Don't let us down.

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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Stay out of Cheshire then twat.

It's far too close to London for my liking. As I've got a bricks and mortar house and you've got a cardboard box under a flyover, it makes much more sense for you to move to the other equator. 

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