Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Oooh that Brazilian Grey I cent stamp has got a tiny blue mark and must be worth $9million .. fuck off its sticky bit of paper .. cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Oooh that Brazilian Grey I cent stamp has got a tiny blue mark and must be worth $9million .. fuck off its sticky bit of paper .. cunts. Hi pen, have you tried to stop your flat smelling of piss with lavender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gurt said: Hi pen, have you tried to stop your flat smelling of piss with lavender? I use chlorine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Excreta masks the smell of piss. Naturally there are other products you could use but this would depend on whether you wanted your abode to smell nice. E.g Femme Fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Stamp collectors are on a par with those cunts who collect football programmes. What a bunch of boring irons. A bit like this nom. really. Up your game Pen you thick slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 As s kid I was a fewking propper nerd. I started stamp collecting at about the age of twelve, kind of forced into it by my grandparents. Lol. Every weekend they would take me to the market to top up my collection. I must have amassed maybe 20,000. Anyway my favorite stamps I assorted into albums all indexed by country. Had over 10 albums. Anyway like a cunt I took these albums to school to show off to my friends & teachers. The teachers loved them, I won a trophy and became the teachers pet. How ever the fucking kids decided I needed a wonderful kicking. Ahh good times lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 However by the age of 13 I became an alcohol and drug fueled fiend. At 14 I started my criminal enterprise. And this afternoon at the age of 37 I managed to reach level 300 on gta5. I fucking rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 12/11/2016 at 2:51 PM, Extremecunt said: However by the age of 13 I became an alcohol and drug fueled fiend. At 14 I started my criminal enterprise. And this afternoon at the age of 37 I managed to reach level 300 on gta5. I fucking rule. White lightning and poppers, does not a heavyweight, narcotics-fuelled hero, make. A dirty little homosexual deviant perhaps, but nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: White lightning and poppers, does not a heavyweight, narcotics-fuelled hero, make. A dirty little homosexual deviant perhaps, but nothing more. sigh, yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: White lightning and poppers, does not a heavyweight, narcotics-fuelled hero, make. A dirty little homosexual deviant perhaps, but nothing more. Narcotics arrived at the age of 18 and continue to play a huge role in my life. White lightening comes in handy for bartering with drug ravaged, alcohol dependant drug merchants. Trade is booming as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Narcotics arrived at the age of 18 and continue to play a huge role in my life. White lightening comes in handy for bartering with drug ravaged, alcohol dependant drug merchants. Trade is booming as we speak. Your parents must be so proud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Your parents must be so proud. Delighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 14/11/2016 at 8:56 PM, Witheredscrote said: sigh, yawn So you had a sigh yawn palmtop too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 11/11/2016 at 5:10 PM, The Lady Penelope said: I use chlorine Please try drinking it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) I was having a conversation about sex with me neighbour yesterday. She reckons she's married been twice... The first bloke was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. The second feller was a Gyno and all he wanted to do was look at it, and so I told her I collected stamps as all I want to do is lick it... She's accepted my marriage proposal without any clause.. Anyway, that is besides the point, as what I mean is: I'd wager that Punnker's has licked more Penny Blacks (and even a few more Purple's) than a rent boy on a Kibbutz. Edited June 12, 2017 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 2016-11-12 at 2:38 PM, Extremecunt said: As s kid I was a fewking propper nerd. I started stamp collecting at about the age of twelve, kind of forced into it by my grandparents. Lol. Every weekend they would take me to the market to top up my collection. I must have amassed maybe 20,000. Anyway my favorite stamps I assorted into albums all indexed by country. Had over 10 albums. Anyway like a cunt I took these albums to school to show off to my friends & teachers. The teachers loved them, I won a trophy and became the teachers pet. How ever the fucking kids decided I needed a wonderful kicking. Ahh good times lol. Kids eh! what are they like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kids eh! what are they like? 'ere you go Gyps, more or less... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Ah the cultural Revolution; where your kids would denounce you and you had the shit kicked out of you by smiling Red Guards at the re-education camp. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: 'ere you go Gyps, more or less... Reported: not enough ethnic minority and traveller children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Reported: not enough ethnic minority and traveller children. but surely You've got quite enough of those already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: but surely You've got quite enough of those already! The kid in the front row extreme left don't look happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The kid in the front row extreme left don't look happy. They've sat her next to a ginger, poor little cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: That was never a foul! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Stamps are very educational. It is through stamps I found out that Magyar and Helvetia are stampish for Finland and Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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