Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 This thick junkie bint of 'Eastenders' fame has been on t.v. again explaining about her recent relapse. Sitting there with a sticking plaster under nose to hold her septum in place, she shocked viewers by admitting that she overdosed. This time not cocaine, but pills. She admits she needs help with her illness. Fucking Hell, its not an illness thicko, you are a fucking junkie who needs sorting. Put your 2 kids with responsible adults, come and see me and I will give you therapeutic advice with an iron bar round the head, you worthless, ill educated, no talent waste of fucking oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This thick junkie bint of 'Eastenders' fame has been on t.v. again explaining about her recent relapse. Sitting there with a sticking plaster under nose to hold her septum in place, she shocked viewers by admitting that she overdosed. This time not cocaine, but pills. She admits she needs help with her illness. Fucking Hell, its not an illness thicko, you are a fucking junkie who needs sorting. Put your 2 kids with responsible adults, come and see me and I will give you therapeutic advice with an iron bar round the head, you worthless, ill educated, no talent waste of fucking oxygen. You still would though withers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This thick junkie bint of 'Eastenders' fame has been on t.v. again explaining about her recent relapse. Sitting there with a sticking plaster under nose to hold her septum in place, she shocked viewers by admitting that she overdosed. This time not cocaine, but pills. She admits she needs help with her illness. Fucking Hell, its not an illness thicko, you are a fucking junkie who needs sorting. Put your 2 kids with responsible adults, come and see me and I will give you therapeutic advice with an iron bar round the head, you worthless, ill educated, no talent waste of fucking oxygen. I gaped her nostril's. Sorry nostril. Edited November 15, 2016 by Extremecunt There can be only 1 nostril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: I gaped her nostril's. Only tight bit left I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Only tight bit left I suppose Only if you have a withered cock to accompany your scrotum. Personally I'm built like a butternut squash so I imagine any orifice would feel snug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 She's a fucking disgrace Withers, as are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 I heard she's had a prolapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: She's a fucking disgrace Withers, as are you. Yes Ape, the difference being, I know it. You on the other hand are in denial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 About 4 or 5 months ago when talking about her multiple rehabs, she reckoned the next time she went tits up she'd probably die from it. There's just no fucking justice in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Her face looks like my scrotum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: Her face looks like my scrotum. Don't be so harsh on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Don't be so harsh on yourself. She is a reanimated zombie prostitute and I am sure gongs scrotum would turn on him for the comparison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 12 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Her face looks like my scrotum. get thee to a doctor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 On 17 November 2016 at 2:40 PM, DingTheRioja said: get thee to a doctor... She's fit!..... For the undertaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 On 17/11/2016 at 2:14 AM, Gong Farmer said: Her face looks like my scrotum. Yes, but your scrotum can act. I remember its particularly fine Othello at The Globe in '96. Masterful diction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It'd probably be for the best, so that other cocaine users can get their hands on some. The last time she appeared on eastbenders she looked like a reanimated corpse. Does she have a rebuilt septum or do they just glue something in there for the cameras? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 I think she had a frenulum transplanted in where her septum was. Now she can feel a bit of dick all the time. Chortle meltdown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Imagine if we'd said to Saddam Hussain, "look you oily heap of shit, we can let your people kill you, or you can compete at Wimbledon. Which is it to be?" He'd say yes, but when he got to the first round the cunt would say "I don't recognise this court" and get killed anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Poor lass. My pal at the Beeb says surgeons actually rebuilt Daniella's nasal septum with part of her perineum, which is why she shits herself all of the time. And if the perineum has been removed she must have a massive cunt as well as being a massive cunt. The unfortunate boyfriend must have to wedge her out with a couple of pork chops to achieve optimum tightness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I can't remember ever seeing a pic of this disgusting lump of shit where she didn't look as if she just had a right fucking kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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