Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 I noticed a troglodyte pushing a pram containing a mini chav this morning, whilst dressed in her pajamas.Sporting the obligatory fake UGGS and a fag on the go. The kid looked like it had not seen a flannel in weeks and was covered in snot. This did not seem to bother the urchin as he was tucking into breakfast, a giant bag of monster munch. Have these aggressive looking fat cunts lost the ability to change out of their night clothes before leaving the house? is there no shame left in these fucking over breeding leeches? Has anyone got a flame thrower for sale? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Imagine the smell of their gusset, filthy lazy slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I noticed a troglodyte pushing a pram containing a mini chav this morning, whilst dressed in her pajamas.Sporting the obligatory fake UGGS and a fag on the go. The kid looked like it had not seen a flannel in weeks and was covered in snot. This did not seem to bother the urchin as he was tucking into breakfast, a giant bag of monster munch. Have these aggressive looking fat cunts lost the ability to change out of their night clothes before leaving the house? is there no shame left in these fucking over breeding leeches? Has anyone got a flame thrower for sale? You didn't tell me you were visiting Wales, ed. You should've said, I'd have put the kettle on, and I could've rustled up a couple of wagon wheels. Next time..... Anyway, you've covered many (all excellent) points in a single nom. Snotty nose-to-mouth kids are fucking hideous. I'd rather wipe out my bloodline than nurture a disgusting little cunt like that. (Before the boring austists of CC point out it's the parents' responsibility, depending on the age of said child, I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You didn't tell me you were visiting Wales, ed. You should've said, I'd have put the kettle on, and I could've rustled up a couple of wagon wheels. Next time..... Anyway, you've covered many (all excellent) points in a single nom. Snotty nose-to-mouth kids are fucking hideous. I'd rather wipe out my bloodline than nurture a disgusting little cunt like that. (Before the boring austists of CC point out it's the parents' responsibility, depending on the age of said child, I know) Dartford Bubbles, the epicentre of all things chav. How the fuck do they manage to get their kids to look like something out of Oliver Twist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dartford Bubbles, the epicentre of all things chav. How the fuck do they manage to get their kids to look like something out of Oliver Twist? How did we manage before we had 'epicentre'? I'll tell you how Fast Eddie, we just had the fucking centre. When my Aunty Vi entertained drunk US servicemen, she said "aim for the centre love and let nature take its course". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dartford Bubbles, the epicentre of all things chav. How the fuck do they manage to get their kids to look like something out of Oliver Twist? I take it you've never had the misfortune of visiting Newport? Fuck me, it's awful. And would make Dartford look like Monaco. Enjoy: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: I noticed a troglodyte pushing a pram containing a mini chav this morning, whilst dressed in her pajamas.Sporting the obligatory fake UGGS and a fag on the go. The kid looked like it had not seen a flannel in weeks and was covered in snot. This did not seem to bother the urchin as he was tucking into breakfast, a giant bag of monster munch. Have these aggressive looking fat cunts lost the ability to change out of their night clothes before leaving the house? is there no shame left in these fucking over breeding leeches? Has anyone got a flame thrower for sale? I take it men wearing PJ's isn't ok as well Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I take it you've never had the misfortune of visiting Newport? Fuck me, it's awful. And would make Dartford look like Monaco. Enjoy: Made Dartford look like Monaco, superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I take it you've never had the misfortune of visiting Newport? Fuck me, it's awful. And would make Dartford look like Monaco. Enjoy: Meadow Well up where I live has always been a hotspot for chavs and their forefathers. They set it on fire in the 80's, despite living there. Check out Meadow Well Tyneside riots on youtube to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 My nan used to wander up the shops in a night gown usually ending up arguing and throwing fruit at a stall holder. In the end the psychiatric unit had to lock her in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I take it you've never had the misfortune of visiting Newport? Fuck me, it's awful. And would make Dartford look like Monaco. Enjoy: Is this another one of Franks videos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I take it men wearing PJ's isn't ok as well Ed? Actually I do look good in my spider man pj's, as long as I've not wet myself or am in a state of excitement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I take it you've never had the misfortune of visiting Newport? Fuck me, it's awful. And would make Dartford look like Monaco. Enjoy: My ex is from Newport. Her nephew is a rising star for the welsh national football team. Lee Evans, currently on loan at Bradford city from wolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 It's always some tusker in a greying flannelette number, sporting piss stains down the trousers and ketchup stains on the top. Never Ola Jordan in a silk babydoll one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dartford Bubbles, the epicentre of all things chav. How the fuck do they manage to get their kids to look like something out of Oliver Twist? Oi! Fuck all wrong with Dartford, home of Terry Hollands, worlds strongest man stalwart. Try visiting Essex, fat birds in black leggings, flip flops and farmers smock tops to hide their latest benefits baby entombed in their midsection, all queuing up in formation at maccy d's with triple buggies and a further 6 mixed race microchavs charging around the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 34 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: My ex is from Newport. Her nephew is a rising star for the welsh national football team. Lee Evans, currently on loan at Bradford city from wolves. Lee Evans? Is he that sweaty, unfunny Norman Wisdom wannabe who for some unknown reason sold out the O2 a few years back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oi! Fuck all wrong with Dartford, home of Terry Hollands, worlds strongest man stalwart. Try visiting Essex, fat birds in black leggings, flip flops and farmers smock tops to hide their latest benefits baby entombed in their midsection, all queuing up in formation at maccy d's with triple buggies and a further 6 mixed race microchavs charging around the place. That's Catford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 46 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: My ex is from Newport. Her nephew is a rising star for the welsh national football team. Lee Evans, currently on loan at Bradford city from wolves. Are you one of those dopey cunts who assume that every Welsh person knows each other? I do my utmost to speak to a handful of people here, they are for the most part, insufferable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Are you one of those dopey cunts who assume that every Welsh person knows each other? I do my utmost to speak to a handful of people here, they are for the most part, insufferable. Like my posts eh? I like Newport, when I went out on the town there I painted the city in vomit. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: Like my posts eh? I like Newport, when I went out on the town there I painted the city in vomit. Good times. Must've been a nice improvement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lee Evans? Is he that sweaty, unfunny Norman Wisdom wannabe who for some unknown reason sold out the O2 a few years back? No he's not. But I taught the pair of them, everything they know lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Sometimes these slags are with their better half, all over weight lumps in jogging bottoms and massive dirty white training shoes. They can't walk without having their feet positioned at ten to two appearing with each step that their knee has half given out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sometimes these slags are with their better half, all over weight lumps in jogging bottoms and massive dirty white training shoes. They can't walk without having their feet positioned at ten to two appearing with each step that their knee has half given out. And the obligatory bottle of lucozade, or can of Monster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 34 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Like my posts eh? I like Newport, when I went out on the town there I painted the city in vomit. Good times. Yes. It is a fucking dump. The last time I went out in Newport was about 10 years ago, it was, is, and always shall be, one of the roughest areas of South Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 ASDA, near here, banned PJ's from the store recently. Lost 90% of their morning business. (and 60% in the afternoon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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