Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 This in no way is directed to our own fine Proper.....but doctors are truly a unique breed of cunt. A plastic surgeon walks into a restaurant where Mrs Sleeve and I are enjoying a lovely meal, and the cunt walks ahead of the queue of patrons waiting to be seated, and the cunt Maitre'd treats the fucking cunt like royalty, and seats him immediately. On his arm is a money grabbing slag whose face is so taught, if she smiles her head would shatter. Their main arrives, and the cunt starts a scene about how the presentation is off, and there evening has been ruined by incompetence. Just fuck right off you uppity, arrogant, sanctimonious fucking cunt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: This in no way is directed to our own fine Proper.....but doctors are truly a unique breed of cunt. A plastic surgeon walks into a restaurant where Mrs Sleeve and I are enjoying a lovely meal, and the cunt walks ahead of the queue of patrons waiting to be seated, and the cunt Maitre'd treats the fucking cunt like royalty, and seats him immediately. On his arm is a money grabbing slag whose face is so taught, if she smiles her head would shatter. Their main arrives, and the cunt starts a scene about how the presentation is off, and there evening has been ruined by incompetence. Just fuck right off you uppity, arrogant, sanctimonious fucking cunt!!! Don't worry, I'm sure whatever they ate had a fine seasoning of faecal matter and saliva. Cunts like that always use the same restaurants to impress their tarts so the staff probably know him well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 I hope his meal was cooked in bleach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: This in no way is directed to our own fine Proper.....but doctors are truly a unique breed of cunt. A plastic surgeon walks into a restaurant where Mrs Sleeve and I are enjoying a lovely meal, and the cunt walks ahead of the queue of patrons waiting to be seated, and the cunt Maitre'd treats the fucking cunt like royalty, and seats him immediately. On his arm is a money grabbing slag whose face is so taught, if she smiles her head would shatter. Their main arrives, and the cunt starts a scene about how the presentation is off, and there evening has been ruined by incompetence. Just fuck right off you uppity, arrogant, sanctimonious fucking cunt!!! Plastic surgeon was he? Good job he wasn't a wooden one then. They're worse. Alright alright I'll get it myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Nothing worse than the entitled nouveau riche. From Pakistan was he, by any chance, or should he really have known better? On the plus side, if he's anything like the consultants round this way, he'll be up before the GMC and struck off in a couple of years, but not before he's ruined the lives of a few dozen more people with his incompetent butchery. Someone will blame Thatcher, job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: This in no way is directed to our own fine Proper.....but doctors are truly a unique breed of cunt. A plastic surgeon walks into a restaurant where Mrs Sleeve and I are enjoying a lovely meal, and the cunt walks ahead of the queue of patrons waiting to be seated, and the cunt Maitre'd treats the fucking cunt like royalty, and seats him immediately. On his arm is a money grabbing slag whose face is so taught, if she smiles her head would shatter. Their main arrives, and the cunt starts a scene about how the presentation is off, and there evening has been ruined by incompetence. Just fuck right off you uppity, arrogant, sanctimonious fucking cunt!!! Surgeons are generally arrogant, not all, but many are. It is such a competitive trade to get to the top, it takes a certain type to get to there, particularly in a specialism where the numbers of consultants are small. Having said that, good manners cost fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 20 minutes ago, The Beast said: good manners cost fuck all. That is the problem, good manners are cheap and these cunts don't do cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: Don't worry, I'm sure whatever they ate had a fine seasoning of faecal matter and saliva. Cunts like that always use the same restaurants to impress their tarts so the staff probably know him well Special sauce sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Surgeons are generally arrogant, not all, but many are. It is such a competitive trade to get to the top, it takes a certain type to get to there, particularly in a specialism where the numbers of consultants are small. Having said that, good manners cost fuck all. Cardiac surgeons are the worse but they save lives so fair play to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: he'll be up before the GMC and struck off in a couple of years I don't see what the General Motor Company have to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Don't agree with this, the big problem everywhere seems to be receptionists who after a couple of weeks of training seem to think that they are qualified in all medical subjects. These days we are turfed out of hospital a few days after surgery and seldom are any proper arrangments made for the relevant nurses to call around and see you during the recovery period. Early last year I had major surgery and was released from hosital after 5 days with an instruction that I was housebound for up to four weeks. In spite of my local GP practice being informed well in advance I got home to find that no such arrangement had been made and a receptionist who refused to take the matter up when I phoned the surgery. I had a problem with the wound on the Friday night and phoned all the relevant numbers and the response I got was that she did not think that the district nursed would be able to do anything if they came anyway and that the doctors would not make home visits. Evetually after making a 999 call a ambulance did not turn up but one of the doctors from my local medical practice did turn up, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Don't agree with this, the big problem everywhere seems to be receptionists who after a couple of weeks of training seem to think that they are qualified in all medical subjects. These days we are turfed out of hospital a few days after surgery and seldom are any proper arrangments made for the relevant nurses to call around and see you during the recovery period. Early last year I had major surgery and was released from hosital after 5 days with an instruction that I was housebound for up to four weeks. In spite of my local GP practice being informed well in advance I got home to find that no such arrangement had been made and a receptionist who refused to take the matter up when I phoned the surgery. I had a problem with the wound on the Friday night and phoned all the relevant numbers and the response I got was that she did not think that the district nursed would be able to do anything if they came anyway and that the doctors would not make home visits. Evetually after making a 999 call a ambulance did not turn up but one of the doctors from my local medical practice did turn up, They can be rude bastards as well. They ALWAYS try and find out why you're making an appointment at mine. Here's an idea, you shut the fuck up and use those GCSE English skills to type an appointment in with someone who actually went to university, you dumb nosy cow. The fuck should I tell you what’s wrong with me just so you can laugh about it on your fag break with the rest of your coven. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: This in no way is directed to our own fine Proper.....but doctors are truly a unique breed of cunt. A plastic surgeon walks into a restaurant where Mrs Sleeve and I are enjoying a lovely meal, and the cunt walks ahead of the queue of patrons waiting to be seated, and the cunt Maitre'd treats the fucking cunt like royalty, and seats him immediately. On his arm is a money grabbing slag whose face is so taught, if she smiles her head would shatter. Their main arrives, and the cunt starts a scene about how the presentation is off, and there evening has been ruined by incompetence. Just fuck right off you uppity, arrogant, sanctimonious fucking cunt!!! Q.....What's the difference between God and Doctors? A.....God doesn't think he's a Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Surgeons & Doctors - is that anything like playing Doctors & Nurses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 41 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Don't agree with this, the big problem everywhere seems to be receptionists who after a couple of weeks of training seem to think that they are qualified in all medical subjects. These days we are turfed out of hospital a few days after surgery and seldom are any proper arrangments made for the relevant nurses to call around and see you during the recovery period. Early last year I had major surgery and was released from hosital after 5 days with an instruction that I was housebound for up to four weeks. In spite of my local GP practice being informed well in advance I got home to find that no such arrangement had been made and a receptionist who refused to take the matter up when I phoned the surgery. I had a problem with the wound on the Friday night and phoned all the relevant numbers and the response I got was that she did not think that the district nursed would be able to do anything if they came anyway and that the doctors would not make home visits. Evetually after making a 999 call a ambulance did not turn up but one of the doctors from my local medical practice did turn up, You were in a medical emergency, pen. If you had been in your tenas, bed gown and in your mobility scooter waiting with your cater to be seated as you're next in cue and the cunt turned up to be seated ahead of you, and let's throw in he orders the very last slab of heart clogging rib roast, the reason for you're being there, and the cunt makes a scene about presentation and fucks off....what a fucking run...would you be as forgiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Surgeons & Doctors - is that anything like playing Doctors & Nurses? Doctor convicted of malpractice meets his 18 stone cellmate who informs him that to pass the time they will be playing mummies and daddies, as he is new he gets to choose which role he would prefer, the doctor replies "I think I would like to be the daddy"...... Fair enough, now come and suck mummys' cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Imagine if you bought a house and asked your builder to fit a larder, but instead he thought you said 'Lada'? You'd go to put your eggs in it only to find it had leaked oil all over the place! Hah, things could only get funnier as time went on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you bought a house and asked your builder to fit a larder, but instead he thought you said 'Lada'? You'd go to put your eggs in it only to find it had leaked oil all over the place! Hah, things could only get funnier as time went on. You are the sole contributor to VIZ magazines Letterbocks and I claim my free curry at Lord Harpoles' Rupali restaurant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 On Facebook an ad for one of those online games keeps appearing on the right hand side . The strap line is "fancy killing some Nazis?" I actually find this offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: On Facebook an ad for one of those online games keeps appearing on the right hand side . The strap line is "fancy killing some Nazis?" I actually find this offensive. They're all God's little creatures, Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: On Facebook an ad for one of those online games keeps appearing on the right hand side . The strap line is "fancy killing some Nazis?" I actually find this offensive. Poor Ratty. We're living in a brave new world, though. All you have to do is get the SJW's on your side and you too can be an oppressed minority! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They're all God's little creatures, Ratty. Indeed. Some of my relatives by marriage included. I wish Jewdy were here to see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you bought a house and asked your builder to fit a larder, but instead he thought you said 'Lada'? You'd go to put your eggs in it only to find it had leaked oil all over the place! Hah, things could only get funnier as time went on. I once told a gentleman to look under a stone in his garden when he twice asked where the buffet was .. I thought that he asked me where he could find a Bufo bufo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Surgeons & Doctors - is that anything like playing Doctors & Nurses? I suppose even these exceptional cunts can play hide the proctoscope in the examination room. That is if one of their egos will allow for being the patient. Sociopathic cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: On Facebook an ad for one of those online games keeps appearing on the right hand side . The strap line is "fancy killing some Nazis?" I actually find this offensive. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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