Eddie Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Spotted this morning. Anyone who takes the time to put Stickers on their car just to let the world know what they are interested in deserve cunting. Also anyone who is into Elvis must be a traveller, who also deserve cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Spotted this morning. Anyone who takes the time to put Stickers on their car just to let the world know what they are interested in deserve cunting. Also anyone who is into Elvis must be a traveller, who also deserve cunting. Guy bought a Hyundai, so he's obviously a spacker. Spackers love putting stickers on things. His mates at nursery probably think it's ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I'd like to put Stickers under a car. Or preferably a steamroller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Manky said: I'd like to put Stickers under a car. Or preferably a steamroller. Stickers belongs to Roops, now. Hope he likes cattle prods and dog food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Stickers belongs to Roops, now. Hope he likes cattle prods and dog food. Why the spanner? I just love them stickers on the back of delivery vans that ask, "Am I driving courteously? If so ring 0845 XXX XXX" As fucking if I will ring and praise some random driver. Also, "Little princess on board" hangers. This was previously covered on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Why the spanner? I just love them stickers on the back of delivery vans that ask, "Am I driving courteously? If so ring 0845 XXX XXX" As fucking if I will ring and praise some random driver. Also, "Little princess on board" hangers. This was previously covered on here. It's meant to be a cattle prod... I'm sure a spanner can be just as painful in the right hands, though The only decal I've ever liked so far is this one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 "MY OTHER CHILD IS NORMAL" would be a good one to slap on the odd motor. Or something about PC Blakelock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I used to have a ''911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" bumper sticker on one of my cars for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: "MY OTHER CHILD IS NORMAL" would be a good one to slap on the odd motor. Or something about PC Blakelock Winstone silcott has a Blakelock head bonnet ornament on his Beemer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 "Baby on board" I don't give a fuck if some gormless fucking cunt has foolishly blown his beans up your rancid minge instead of over your hideous fucking face. Put your fucking foot down, have a fatal accident, and wipe you and your seed off of the face of the planet. Cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Car stickers give away a lot about the vehicles owner. For instance, if it says IMPREZA WRX, you can be fairly certain they are a crack dealer, and a wanker. Also, a 'baby on board' sticker indicates the driver is some cunt who believes the life of their kid is somehow more important than yours, your wife's or any of your kids regardless of age. Either that or they have a tiny cock and are proud that they managed to create life with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 41 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I used to have a ''911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" bumper sticker on one of my cars for a laugh. Reported to agent 437, Langley Virginia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 The yanks lead the way, top draw stickering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 52 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I used to have a ''911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" bumper sticker on one of my cars for a laugh. Our local taxi driving community would have fucked up 9/11. They can't find our house with satnav, A-Z's and me sitting pissed in the back telling the cunts where to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: The yanks lead the way, top draw stickering This sticker comes as part of a twin pack, the other one says. "I AM A CONCEITED SHITCUNT. PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Baby on board" I don't give a fuck if some gormless fucking cunt has foolishly blown his beans up your rancid minge instead of over your hideous fucking face. Put your fucking foot down, have a fatal accident, and wipe you and your seed off of the face of the planet. Cunts. You can always congratulate him on his virility and then tell him you always thought he was a poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 52 minutes ago, Eddie said: The yanks lead the way, top draw stickering Stupid cunts spelt 'Honour' incorrectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I once had a car that had a badge on it that said "MORRIS MARINA 1.3" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I had a Japanese 'Old driver' sticker on my Subaru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 How about this classic, how we laughed. I also once observed a sticker on a Rover 75 driven by a particularly proud teenage toss pot letting everyone know 'no not daddy's car' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: How about this classic, how we laughed. I also once observed a sticker on a Rover 75 driven by a particularly proud teenage toss pot letting everyone know 'no not daddy's car' For your Aston, Ed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Stickers belongs to Roops, now. Hope he likes cattle prods and dog food. If that is roops then the arse is too small! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Our local taxi driving community would have fucked up 9/11. They can't find our house with satnav, A-Z's and me sitting pissed in the back telling the cunts where to go. Same here, Manky. First thing you get asked up here when you get in a taxi is "What is your postal code?" Takes me a good five minutes to figure out what they're saying because of the frigging accent, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Same here, Manky. First thing you get asked up here when you get in a taxi is "What is your postal code?" Takes me a good five minutes to figure out what they're saying because of the frigging accent, too. A disgusting, snaggle-toothed, KISS-tattoo sporting Geordie mocking accents? That's a bit fucking rich, don't you think? Yours, El Weshie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Our local taxi driving community would have fucked up 9/11. They can't find our house with satnav, A-Z's and me sitting pissed in the back telling the cunts where to go. Having a local taxy industry that could fuck up a terrorist event must almost be as bad as having a local police force that turns a blind eye to serial killers pushing homosexual men into canals. The main issue here is that Satnavs only work when you have unique addresses in your locale. Unfortunately Manchester has about fifty instances of "Brick Works Lane" and another seventy of "Gas Works Avenue", which cannot help much. Remember that the poor sap also has to concentrate on programming his Satnav unit while coming under sustained gunfire from the local chav population as well. It can't be easy, is all I'm trying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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