Eddie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I have absolutely no idea what any of these ridiculous adverts are getting at. Johnny Depp in eye liner digging a hole in the desert is the latest pile of fucking wank on the tv. Bring back Henry cooper and a splash of brut, you know where you're at with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have absolutely no idea what any of these ridiculous adverts are getting at. Johnny Depp in eye liner digging a hole in the desert is the latest pile of fucking wank on the tv. Bring back Henry cooper and a splash of brut, you know where you're at with that shit. You turning ginger Edward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Denim and High Karate were the must have stocking fillers when I was growing up. My grandad loved them both. He usually drank them with a splash of soda and ice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I only use aftershave for getting coldsores off my bell-end. Funnily, they don't seem to advertise that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Punkies favourite perfume advert is John Paul Gaultier. "Ohhhh! Hello sailor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 And another fucking thing, it's 'Hai Karate'. Quite ironic really as karate means 'empty hand' which is what you wouldn't be if you wore this shit because you would be walking home alone and have to wank yourself off. It's the male equivalent of 'Tweed - by Lentheric.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 39 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have absolutely no idea what any of these ridiculous adverts are getting at. Johnny Depp in eye liner digging a hole in the desert is the latest pile of fucking wank on the tv. Bring back Henry cooper and a splash of brut, you know where you're at with that shit. Yeah, and before that it was Old Spice which smelled like my grandad's waistcoat - a mixture of beer and mothballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 13 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, and before that it was Old Spice which smelled like my grandad's waistcoat - a mixture of beer and mothballs. Off thread I know. U.K & Swedish scientists claim that a 'handful of nuts a day' increases longevity. With the amount of nuts you have handled you must be looking forward to a very long life indeed. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Off thread I know. U.K & Swedish scientists claim that a 'handful of nuts a day' increases longevity. With the amount of nuts you have handled you must be looking forward to a very long life indeed. No offence. The very fact that you are still alive, Withers, is testament to the fact that the French paradox is indeed a very real thing, and that it is also a massive fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Off thread I know. U.K & Swedish scientists claim that a 'handful of nuts a day' increases longevity. With the amount of nuts you have handled you must be looking forward to a very long life indeed. No offence. None taken Withers, one should never be offended by truthful comments. Have you chosen your christmas goose yet? and will you be stuffing it in your usual manner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 54 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: None taken Withers, one should never be offended by truthful comments. Have you chosen your christmas goose yet? and will you be stuffing it in your usual manner? You know me so well Gobbler. Around here we stuff the goose for 7 days, then neck it Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Denim and High Karate were the must have stocking fillers when I was growing up. My grandad loved them both. He usually drank them with a splash of soda and ice. My grandad was posh, he drank Blue Stratos with a little umbrella and a slice of lemon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad was posh, he drank Blue Stratos with a little umbrella and a slice of lemon. Gottle a geer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 16 hours ago, Eddie said: I have absolutely no idea what any of these ridiculous adverts are getting at. Johnny Depp in eye liner digging a hole in the desert is the latest pile of fucking wank on the tv. Bring back Henry cooper and a splash of brut, you know where you're at with that shit. I remember where Henry Cooper was at. He was in the communal shower slapping Kevin Keegans arse with a towel. Very suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Gottle a geer I'm busy abusing geese on the terrace of my Gite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Anyone remember the one that was advertised in Private Eye .. "OLD LEGIONAIRE" Dave "Einstien" bought some and emptied some on the chief clerk's chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember where Henry Cooper was at. He was in the communal shower slapping Kevin Keegans arse with a towel. Very suspect. i remember the story doing the rounds about Kevin Keegan, very suspect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: i remember the story doing the rounds about Kevin Keegan, very suspect! I remember him being clumped with a baseball bat in a car park, I suspect it was Trevor Brooking, still bitter that his perfectly delivered cross was wasted by Keegans gay head flick at the World Cup. More concerned with swishing his perm than connecting with the ball. All footballists are prissy shitstabbing fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad was posh, he drank Blue Stratos with a little umbrella and a slice of lemon. "Only poofs have lemon in their drinks" my grandad would always say. I think he didn't have a slice because he didn't want it staining his cocktail dress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember him being clumped with a baseball bat in a car park, I suspect it was Trevor Brooking, still bitter that his perfectly delivered cross was wasted by Keegans gay head flick at the World Cup. More concerned with swishing his perm than connecting with the ball. All footballists are prissy shitstabbing fairies. Didn't he get "mugged" down a dark country lane once by a couple of blokes? There was a rumour about that as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't he get "mugged" down a dark country lane once by a couple of blokes? There was a rumour about that as well That was the incident Gyps. I think it was in the car park of a motorway services, twatted him round the head and stole a briefcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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