ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So how are you dealing with the South Korean Olympics, Ratty? You've been quite quiet about it. Have you found something to distract yourself from the Olympics? Which will be in South Korea, Ratty? RATCUM: (robotically) I don't know what you're talking about weird cunt I don't know and have never talked to before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: All the while John and Yoko were living it up on his millions enjoying mansions and luxury. They never gave a fuck about the women of the common,even if they had heard of them. Yoko's fucking sunglasses got bigger the older and richer she got. I'm surprised she could lift her head to kiss Mr Lennon. If I could download a piccy of her I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yoko's fucking sunglasses got bigger the older and richer she got. I'm superseded she could lift her head to kiss Mr Lennon. If I could download a piccy of her I would. As Yoko's sunglasses don't exceed her innate cuntishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 On 09/12/2016 at 7:52 PM, Wolfie said: That's just the rural version. The urbadykes are far more sophisticated. http://thebutchclothingcompany.co.uk/gallery/2015-client-photo-shoot/ Did you really have to show us this. I haven't eaten yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: As Yoko's sunglasses don't exceed her innate cuntishness. Oh for fuck's sake. Someone shoot the silly bitch to give the rest of us a break. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Oh for fuck's sake. Someone shoot the silly bitch to give the rest of us a break. She got paid for that outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: That's just the rural version. The urbadykes are far more sophisticated. http://thebutchclothingcompany.co.uk/gallery/2015-client-photo-shoot/ I had to get off that site quick. I started to quite like the grey three piece suit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Oh for fuck's sake. Someone shoot the silly bitch to give the rest of us a break. She should be hung up by her pissflaps for crimes against humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: She should be hung up by her pissflaps for crimes against humanity. Agreed, but they'd have a bloody hard time finding them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Agreed, but they'd have a bloody hard time finding them. Armed with my trusty hedge cutter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yoko's fucking sunglasses got bigger the older and richer she got. I'm surprised she could lift her head to kiss Mr Lennon. If I could download a piccy of her I would. What's the similarity between John Lennon and Opal Fruits?.....................they both used to come in a yellow bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's the similarity between John Lennon and Opal Fruits?.....................they both used to come in a yellow bag. Man, last time I heard them called Opal Fruits I was five... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Man, last time I heard them called Opal Fruits I was five... Snickers are 'marathons' Cif is 'Jif' etc etc. we must stop changing everything to fit in with the yanks and whichever foreign cuntbreeds are unable to pronounce the letter 'J'. For 50 years our mums slapped 'oil of ulay' on their faces, and then some foreign twat moves here and whines that they can't pronounce that either, so we give in and change it to 'Olay' for fucks sake! Don't give in to this shit Roadkill, demand 'Opal fruits' from Mr Patel at One Stop, if he pretends to not know what you're talking about, punch his fucking face in and set fire to his cunting shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Snickers are 'marathons' Cif is 'Jif' etc etc. we must stop changing everything to fit in with the yanks and whichever foreign cuntbreeds are unable to pronounce the letter 'J'. For 50 years our mums slapped 'oil of ulay' on their faces, and then some foreign twat moves here and whines that they can't pronounce that either, so we give in and change it to 'Olay' for fucks sake! Don't give in to this shit Roadkill, demand 'Opal fruits' from Mr Patel at One Stop, if he pretends to not know what you're talking about, punch his fucking face in and set fire to his cunting shop. In Israel oil of ulay was renamed Oil of oivey. Oi gevelt, I'll get me tichel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: In Israel oil of ulay was renamed Oil of oivey. Oi gevelt, I'll get me tichel. When Israel introduced a weekly national lottery, a man named Abraham would stand on his balcony every Saturday and shout up at the sky "please god PLEASE let me win the lottery!" This went on for several years. One Saturday the clouds parted and a thunderous voice boomed "for fucks sake Abraham, meet me halfway and buy a ticket!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Israel introduced a weekly national lottery, a man named Abraham would stand on his balcony every Saturday and shout up at the sky "please god PLEASE let me win the lottery!" This went on for several years. One Saturday the clouds parted and a thunderous voice boomed "for fucks sake Abraham, meet me halfway and buy a ticket!" Shit Eric. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: Feminazis have equality. It's superiority that they're after. I'm all for those Victorian birds burning their undergarments to stick it to the Man, but the new breed are just a bunch of whining lezzers who think their rancid vaginas are a VIP pass to the easy life. They aren't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: They aren't? Not when they smell like the Fish Quay during the hottest day of the year, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Not when they smell like the Fish Quay during the hottest day of the year, no. Don't they use those water bottles with bleach and hot water with wire wool to sort that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't they use those water bottles with bleach and hot water with wire wool to sort that? You've been watching them videos again haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: You've been watching them videos again haven't you? Those videos. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Those videos. Pleb. Either or, you fucking idiot. "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Either or, you fucking idiot. "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us" Jesus threw the moneylenders out of the Temple. That gives me plenty of precedent You immoral fuckponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Jesus threw the moneylenders out of the Temple. That gives me plenty of precedent You immoral fuckponce. You mean that black/arabian bloke from Isreal who wandered around homeless, shagging a prozzie (and having kids out of wedlock), with 12 all-male "followers" talking gibberish to anyone who would listen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You mean that black/arabian bloke from Isreal who wandered around homeless, shagging a prozzie (and having kids out of wedlock), with 12 all-male "followers" talking gibberish to anyone who would listen? Blasphemer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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