Roadkill Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I never 'like' anything on here as it's entirely homo. I will however, sell my likes to the highest flidder So that's why Withers is sticking around. You've been feeding him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So that's why Withers is sticking around. You've been feeding him. we're all god's creatures Killer and I have enough love for all of us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I'm eagerly awaiting the day I walk into a restaurant and ask for French fries and instead of receiving potatoes, end up with the waiter bringing you out, dousing you in petrol and then setting you alight. When you do, please take Frank with you to video it, then accidentally spill the petrol on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I never 'like' anything on here as it's entirely homo. I will however, sell my likes to the highest flidder Nice new avatar Ratty. Is this your proposed solution to the scourge of unwanted teenage pregnancy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice new avatar Ratty. Is this your proposed solution to the scourge of unwanted teenage pregnancy? Talking about stitching up a cunt, do you want to buy an Austin Allegro, owned by a vicar. V.G.C. £ 3000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Were you behind the bar making hotpots? Nah! Last year I was on a cruise ship anchored in Funchal harbour, watching the fantastic firework display whilst sipping a campari on the arm of a gorgeous young man, dressed in a tuxedo (not me, him ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nah! Last year I was on a cruise ship anchored in Funchal harbour, watching the fantastic firework display whilst sipping a campari on the arm of a gorgeous young man, dressed in a tuxedo (not me, him ). Spewing up whilst being escorted out of a back alley bar by a bouncer, whilst searching for punters then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 49 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Talking about stitching up a cunt, do you want to buy an Austin Allegro, owned by a vicar. V.G.C. £ 3000 The only vehicle more aerodynamic in reverse than when travelling forwards. Good old BL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice new avatar Ratty. Is this your proposed solution to the scourge of unwanted teenage pregnancy? No, but it makes me feel big when I'm inside. FMG isn't all bad you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: No, but it makes me feel big when I'm inside. FMG isn't all bad you know I know, some of the messed up cunts on here are quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know, some of the messed up cunts on here are quite funny. Just spewed my tea up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Just spewed my tea up. I miss the PG tips chimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know, some of the messed up cunts on here are quite funny. I nearly fuckin choked on this reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Spewing up whilst being escorted out of a back alley bar by a bouncer, whilst searching for punters then? You're thinking of your mum Bubba not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Spewing up whilst being escorted out of a back alley bar by a bouncer, whilst searching for punters then? Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You're thinking of your mum Bubba not me By the way thanks to you guys I started watching Trailer Park Boys. Epic show and I'm only at season 2. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: By the way thanks to you guys I started watching Trailer Park Boys. Epic show and I'm only at season 2. Cheers Get off the site, you fucking drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Far too many poofs on telly full stop,let alone adorning our soaps at 7pm in the evenings.PC cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Far too many poofs on telly full stop,let alone adorning our soaps at 7pm in the evenings.PC cunts I can no longer buy sausages due to an irrational fear that they might bum me. Ice skating is similarly a no no these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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