ratcum Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Everyone's fucking and faggoting all over the place. What happened to just popping down to The Rovers for a glass of stoat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Everyone's fucking and faggoting all over the place. What happened to just popping down to The Rovers for a glass of stoat? A glass of stoat?. Fancy walking up to the bar and asking for a glass of stout, and the deaf daft cunt of a barman served you up a weasel in a pint pot. What larks as it bit your nose as you took a sip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A glass of stoat?. Fancy walking up to the bar and asking for a glass of stout, and the deaf daft cunt of a barman served you up a weasel in a pint pot. What larks as it bit your nose as you took a sip. Indeed. I'm eagerly awaiting the day I walk into a restaurant and ask for French fries and instead of receiving potatoes, end up with the waiter bringing you out, dousing you in petrol and then setting you alight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: A glass of stoat?. Fancy walking up to the bar and asking for a glass of stout, and the deaf daft cunt of a barman served you up a weasel in a pint pot. What larks as it bit your nose as you took a sip. A weasel would come in a half pint pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A weasel would come in a half pint pot. What, like Bubba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I'm eagerly awaiting the day I walk into a restaurant and ask for French fries and instead of receiving potatoes, end up with the waiter bringing you out, dousing you in petrol and then setting you alight. Don't be a pretentious twat Decs. Just come out and say McDonalds. The only questions is will it be Hay Hill, next to The Whiffler or Tuckswood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What, like Bubba? quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What, like Bubba? Did they let you stuff the goose on Christmas Day Scrotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: A weasel would come in a half pint pot. What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: A glass of stoat?. Fancy walking up to the bar and asking for a glass of stout, and the deaf daft cunt of a barman served you up a weasel in a pint pot. What larks as it bit your nose as you took a sip. wizard prang that would be Scrotely. All manner of tricks and capers would no doubt supervene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I'm eagerly awaiting the day I walk into a restaurant and ask for French fries and instead of receiving potatoes, end up with the waiter bringing you out, dousing you in petrol and then setting you alight. Imagine if you were Jewish too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant. What's the difference between a Muslim and a badger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: What's the difference between a Muslim and a badger? Badgers are easier to please and have more respect for their womenfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: wizard prang that would be Scrotely. All manner of tricks and capers would no doubt supervene I've got one of those on my knob, it's blue and bulging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 14 hours ago, ratcum said: Everyone's fucking and faggoting all over the place. What happened to just popping down to The Rovers for a glass of stoat? That's Pen, Roops and Frank at last year's CC NYE party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 CC has reached a new low when we have dissing of Minnie whatsername. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Pen, Roops and Frank at last year's CC NYE party. Were you behind the bar making hotpots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Badgers are easier to please and have more respect for their womenfolk? No. One's a hairy arsed mother fucker that stinks; the other's a short-legged omnivore, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I've got one of those on my knob, it's blue and bulging you're bumming a smurf whilst posting on here? You're badly fucked up Scrotism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, ratcum said: What's the difference between a Muslim and a badger? I don't know Ratty, what is the difference between a Muslim and a badger? Forget it you just answered that one. Edited December 31, 2016 by Eric Cuntman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know Ratty, what is the difference between a Muslim and a badger? One eats shrews one hates Jews. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: One eats shrews one hates Jews. Muslims eat shrews? I had no idea they were Halal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: One eats shrews one hates Jews. My 'likes' have not been replenished yet but I shall try and remember to return when reloaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're bumming a smurf whilst posting on here? You're badly fucked up Scrotism Wrong. Withers has gone all Mengele with his breeding stock and produced a new bedfellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My 'likes' have not been replenished yet but I shall try and remember to return when reloaded. I never 'like' anything on here as it's entirely homo. I will however, sell my likes to the highest flidder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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