Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I am going for Leslie Philips being an early leaver .. any more offers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I'll have a pound each way on Elton John. But I fucking hope it's Bonio out of U2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Burt Reynolds has to go this year or I'm calling him on his bullshit. Same for Forsyth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Were off to a cracking start. Leia bought it, Chewbacca is ready to top himself. Her mum already bought it, George Michael, I just heard Father Mulcahy kicked it at 84. A CC Dead Pool is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 32 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Were off to a cracking start. Leia bought it, Chewbacca is ready to top himself. Her mum already bought it, George Michael, I just heard Father Mulcahy kicked it at 84. A CC Dead Pool is needed. My money is on frank dying of aids and punkape disappearing up his own arsehole with bubba close behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: My money is on frank dying of aids and punkape disappearing up his own arsehole with bubba close behind. Everybody is betting on Frank. Sadly, they're making a mistake. You don't wager on who you hope and wish to die, but on those you believe actually will. Frank will have AIDS, Punkape will feast on the nuggets stuck to the walls of his lower intestines, but they'll both still be here acting a window licking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I'll have a round pound on Scrotes picking up a deadly strain of H5N1 from his next sexual encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Kirk Douglas will at last stop boring everyone with his attempts at public speaking and fuck off to the other side along with Robert Mugabe. I also have a cheeky little outside bet on HM Queen going into rapid decline and biting the dust before next Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Will Keith Richards survive another year, or will the leathery, drug addled cunt finally succumb to his decades of debauchery and debasement? I also have a good feeling about Clint Eastwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 The green candidate for mayor of Manchester has snuffed it although he did not look green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The green candidate for mayor of Manchester has snuffed it although he did not look green. He will after a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Bob Geldoff and Bono please. No reason other than I just don't like the potato dodging sanctimonious cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I hope the queen doesn't die before Charles. I always liked taking the piss out of him when he has to stay close to mammy and be on his best behaviour at public events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Everybody is betting on Frank. Sadly, they're making a mistake. You don't wager on who you hope and wish to die, but on those you believe actually will. Frank will have AIDS, Punkape will feast on the nuggets stuck to the walls of his lower intestines, but they'll both still be here acting a window licking cunt. Frank will never die. He's like some wretched creature from a bad fantasy novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Frank will never die. He's like some wretched creature from a bad fantasy novel. He could find his calling in the American cinema as Jason Voorhees. That cunt never dies either. Except Frank could only kill his quarry through boring, tedious insults and commentary on life. At the very least, we'd be provided the pleasure of seeing people hacking him up, shooting him up, and shoving live grenades and explosive ordinance into his bodily cavities for the sake of entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Bruce Forsythe has to be favourite to cop it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Peter Kay. Falling off the top of the Blackpool Tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Janet Street Porter severing a major artery with her equine overbite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 http://news.sky.com/story/singer-peter-sarstedt-dies-aged-75-10722460 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 I wonder where he's gone my lovely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Fingers crossed for the attention-whoring dog-felching fucking cunt Robbie Williams. I've prayed, called out my wishes into the ether, and even sent IS some crudely drawn pictures of Mohammed with "Lots of love, Robbie" on them. So hurry up and croak it you vacuous talent-starved stack of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I wonder where he's gone my lovely? Somewhere he can "get an even suntan, on his back, and on his legs, and on his arse, haha haha." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Somewhere he can "get an even suntan, on his back, and on his legs, and on his arse, haha haha." Wasn't that song about Marriane Faithful? She got about didn't she? Sharing a Mars bar with Mick Jagger as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't that song about Marriane Faithful? She got about didn't she? Sharing a Mars bar with Mick Jagger as well. It was supposedly about Sophia Loren, although the girls name in the song is Marie Claire, which suggests he wrote it while sitting in a doctors waiting room reading women's magazines. Marianne faithful became famous when she crawled out from under a stone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't that song about Marriane Faithful? She got about didn't she? Sharing a Mars bar with Mick Jagger as well. Mairianne Faithful had a posh backgound .. reading up on Sophia Loren it does look possible that the song was about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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