Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 According to the news, an iceberg the size of Wales is heading our way. News of yesteryear, also stated that the rainforests are disappearing every year... The size of Wales. Why is it then, that Wales, the size of Wales, cannot simply break away to rid us of IT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 What a spectacularly fucking shite nom. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just now, Ape said: What a spectacularly fucking shite nom. Fuck off. Plonker. Here you go again, prattling-off like an old tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 There's already a nom for everything Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 With respect, 'eavensabove, it is rather a pointless nom. That said, I once shagged a bird from Llandudno and she had the hairiest minge I've ever seen. It was the size of fucking Wales! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Plonker. Here you go again, prattling-off like an old tart. Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Bricktop! Do you ever come up for air? Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: With respect, 'eavensabove, it is rather a pointless nom. That said, I once shagged a bird from Llandudno and she had the hairiest minge I've ever seen. It was the size of fucking Wales! Point taken. Perhaps I just needed to see the Ape being his usual Cuntish self. I was not disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I think it is fucking disgraceful the way that certain members on here are constantly making disparaging remarks about Wales and the Welsh. Shame on you all. Wales is a fine country with an indigenous population graced with good manners and intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Q. What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse? A. Bubbles cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Q. What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse? A. Bubbles cock! I don't find this funny in any way. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: blah blah blah........Shame on you all. Wales is a fine country with an indigenous population graced with good manners and intelligence. Can't say the same about France though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Can't say the same about France though Absolutely right. Complete bastards, every man, woman and child. Fuck 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Do you ever come up for air? Tart. Homeboy uses a snorkel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 29 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Point taken. Perhaps I just needed to see the Ape being his usual Cuntish self. I was not disappointed. Yes, the nom was cunningly crafted to lure me out and make me behave like my usual cuntish self. Very well done, you mindless cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Yes, the nom was cunningly crafted to lure me out and make me behave like my usual cuntish self. Very well done, you mindless cretin. Cunningly crafted by a cunning linguist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 "Eavens...old bean...this nom falls squarely into the category of repetitive bollocks. As you can see, that brand of twattery is not well received. Must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I think it is fucking disgraceful the way that certain members on here are constantly making disparaging remarks about Wales and the Welsh. Shame on you all. Wales is a fine country with an indigenous population graced with good manners and intelligence. Are you Cornish by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: "Eavens...old bean...this nom falls squarely into the category of repetitive bollocks. As you can see, that brand of twattery is not well received. Must try harder. You've missed the cunning, real purpose of the nom though Wiz - it was to make me behave like my usual, cuntish self. And it worked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Fiendish lot o'cypherin, that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fiendish lot o'cypherin, that! Lot dieflig o cyphering hynny! (or words to that effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Yer one off the tesco ad has a arse the size of Wales but I'd still fuck it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 57 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yer one off the tesco ad has a arse the size of Wales but I'd still fuck it Panzerknacker Will you shut the fuck up about that fat welsh mountain goat ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: According to the news, an iceberg the size of Wales is heading our way. News of yesteryear, also stated that the rainforests are disappearing every year... The size of Wales. Why is it then, that Wales, the size of Wales, cannot simply break away to rid us of IT? Wales is used to describe anything that is SHIT that is happening in the world.....like....the rainforests are getting cut down in an area the size of that shit hole wales.... or....a turding big iceberg the size of wales has just broken off my arse and is floating down the pan....or there is a fucking giant shit hole with absolutely nothing going on and desperate people who just drink all day, spend their benefits on smoking spice, fuck their own sisters, mamas, grans and dogs whilst staying home to watch the rain.....it's the size of wales as is in the very fucking same place on the map. Fucking absolute shit pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Wales is used to describe anything that is SHIT that is happening in the world.....like....the rainforests are getting cut down in an area the size of that shit hole wales.... or....a turding big iceberg the size of wales has just broken off my arse and is floating down the pan....or there is a fucking giant shit hole with absolutely nothing going on and desperate people who just drink all day, spend their benefits on smoking spice, fuck their own sisters, mamas, grans and dogs whilst staying home to watch the rain.....it's the size of wales as is in the very fucking same place on the map. Fucking absolute shit pit. I knew it! You work for the Cymru Tourist Board, don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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