Neil Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Why?....leave the scummy cunts to their own devices,save a fucking fortune in benefit payments and any survivors could end up in France,win,win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Why?....leave the scummy cunts to their own devices,save a fucking fortune in benefit payments and any survivors could end up in France,win,win There must be loads of security there making sure burglars don't take advantage of the chaos to nick all the residents Methadone and McCain's oven chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: There must be loads of security there making sure burglars don't take advantage of the chaos to nick all the residents Methadone and McCain's oven chips. Fucking tell me about it, I worked at Martello beach caravan park as security and know most of those scummy cunts by sight. The one thing in their favour is that each timber framed bungalow contains at least a dozen empty 'Frosty Jacks' bottles to use as buoyancy aids when they get flooded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Neil said: Why?....leave the scummy cunts to their own devices,save a fucking fortune in benefit payments and any survivors could end up in France,win,win Jaywick....is it a ship ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jaywick....is it a ship ? No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran At least the people at number 6 are trying. Unlike their neighbours they have a real bin to put their rubbish in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: At least the people at number 6 are trying. Unlike their neighbours they have a real bin to put their rubbish in. Those next door to no.6 may not be able to afford a bin, but at least they're saving on heating bills by putting their sofa outside to watch TV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Those next door to no.6 may not be able to afford a bin, but at least they're saving on heating bills by putting their sofa outside to watch TV. Something tells me that cat drinking out of the puddle next to the questionable looking van is no longer with us, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Something tells me that cat drinking out of the puddle next to the questionable looking van is no longer with us, though... No.6's neighbours sold it to Mr & Mrs Wang at no.13 to afford a bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No.6's neighbours sold it to Mr & Mrs Wang at no.13 to afford a bin. I bet the Wangs are the big money in the area. You can just see their high powered foreign supercar at the top of the lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I bet the Wangs are the big money in the area. You can just see their high powered foreign supercar at the top of the lane. One of the caravans in the foreground obscures the fact Mr & Mrs Wang's car is on bricks. These supercars, especially prestigious MGs such as this, are expensive to maintain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: One of the caravans in the foreground obscures the fact Mr & Mrs Wang's car is on bricks. These supercars, especially prestigious MGs such as this, are expensive to maintain. The questionable looking van and caravan is probably used for Mr. Longshaft's local methadone business. That's him there in his hoody, off to sample the quality of his latest batch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 44 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran Unfortunately I know this area pretty well and I'm fairly sure that's Essex avenue. They filmed a small scene from 'Essex Boys' there. Sean Bean has actually been in the shack 4th down on the left. Other scenes from the film are shot in Canvey Island, a comparable shithole, and coincidentally the other place that was destroyed by the 1953 floods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Next door to No6 have got a van back set up in their driveway, that's probably the exclusive garden house extension. 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unfortunately I know this area pretty well and I'm fairly sure that's Essex avenue. They filmed a small scene from 'Essex Boys' there. Sean Bean has actually been in the shack 4th down on the left. Other scenes from the film are shot in Canvey Island, a comparable shithole, and coincidentally the other place that was destroyed by the 1953 floods. Could they not have stuck Bean head first down in that cats dish for a few hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Next door to No6 have got a van back set up in their driveway, that's probably the exclusive garden house extension. Could they not have stuck Bean head first down in that cats dish for a few hours? No they needed him alive so they could blow his head off in a range rover later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 It probably looks lovely on a bright sunny summers day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No they needed him alive so they could blow his head off in a range rover later on. Please tell me that wasn't just in the script? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Please tell me that wasn't just in the script? It's Sean Bean. The only thing he's never died in is Sharpe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Please tell me that wasn't just in the script? Sorry, no, I think he was needed to play a 38 year old alcoholic who single handedly won the FA cup for Sheffield United. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: It's Sean Bean. The only thing he's never died in is Sharpe. I'm pretty sure he died in every single episode, in a thespian sense at least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran It's ghastly.......Does Camberwell Gypsy live there with the rest of her hedgehog roasting community..........? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: It's ghastly.......Does Camberwell Gypsy live there with the rest of her hedgehog roasting community..........? Reported for trying to find out where other members live. You creep, Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Jaywick....is it a ship ? You'd fucking love it,I suggest a weekend trip and a visit to the local,you'll all get on fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's ghastly.......Does Camberwell Gypsy live there with the rest of her hedgehog roasting community..........? Ha ha! There's a golf course 500 yards from where this photo was taken. Runs parallel with the coast down to the former site of the Clacton Butlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Reported for trying to find out where other members live. You creep, Punky. I live 6 miles from this shitpit, envy me now don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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