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I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

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Just now, Witheredscrote said:

I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

The fact that you got as far into the article to be able provide us with intricate details, confirms that you've probably been ogling his cock shots all day long. 

Mincing cunt.

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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

It won't offend me but I don't want to see pictures of anyone's cock,regardless of size.

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24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them.

You could wank them to death.

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45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

Withers, how exactly did this tidbit of trivia find its way into your keeping?

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Never heard of her. What has she done? Is she the one that got all the plastic surgery to become a living Ken Doll, or is she the cunt that tried to fly an Avro RJ85 on the fumes and snuffed out an entire football team?

I need answers, ya prick. 

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them.

I thought you killed them by lethal injection from the tool you ram up their arses.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them.

You ever tried to wring an elephant? 

 

Speaking of wringing elephants: 

Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A:Stuck! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html

 

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By ’elephone.

source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

You ever tried to wring an elephant? 

 

Speaking of wringing elephants: 

Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A:Stuck! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html

 

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By ’elephone.

source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/

 

 

 

 

Dan, I'm going out on a limb here, but have you been drinking? 

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1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Dan, I'm going out on a limb here, but have you been drinking? 

The elixir of youth. Plus, as we are in the middle of a "fake news" crisis (what took them so long to fucking notice?) it is always best to cite your references directly. 

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Never heard of her. 

Good effort, but I got there first. Had you taken your Hedgehogs out the oven two minutes earlier then you could have claimed all the glory. 

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2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Speaking of wringing elephants: 

Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A:Stuck! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html

 

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By ’elephone.

source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/

Right, enough is enough. We'd tolerate this sort of shit from the late MikeD, but only just, and only because he was one of God's special little rainbows.

Please post a series of clues which will enable me to hunt you down like a dog and set you on fire.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Please post a series of clues which will enable me to hunt you down like a dog and set you on fire.

I'm black and white and read all over, what am I? (This works better phonetically). I have a face and two arms, what am I? 

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13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

You ever tried to wring an elephant? 

 

Speaking of wringing elephants: 

Q:What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A:Stuck! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/elephantjokes.html

 

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By ’elephone.

source: http://jens.mooseyard.com/2009/09/07/The-Top-131-Elephant-Jokes/

 

 

 

 

What's grey and comes in pints? 

Elephants 

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