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15 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

Fucking awful pieces of shit they were, my Mk I Escort weighed less than they did!  Some mates had them and one put them fucking stupid cow-horn handlebars on, thought he was cool cruising around as though he was on a californian boardwalk, until he went off a kerb one side snapped and he headbutted the stem.

Mine was pretty securely rusted together by the time I found it in a mates shed. Couldn't even get the wheel bolts off so I had to pump up the knackered tires every other day. The back wheel was about two inches bigger than the front and one of those four spoke plastic things with a red off-road tyre. Whatever gears it was supposed to have must've been switched with the original wheel because mine was single speed only. I remember coming off it once when the handle bolt snapped and getting one of the spikes on the front cog right in the knee.

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Just now, Wolfie said:

True. Why, therefore, do you comment here?

WOLFIE BABY

Wolfie baby, why the fuck didn't you switch over to the PDC 15 years ago? I've seen you go toe to toe with Taylor etc and you would have made a fortune by now, rather than poncing around in the BDO and associating with bottom feeders like Durrant and Waites. And Ted Hankey could have done better for himself as well. 

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wolfie baby, why the fuck didn't you switch over to the PDC 15 years ago? I've seen you go toe to toe with Taylor etc and you would have made a fortune by now, rather than poncing around in the BDO and associating with bottom feeders like Durrant and Waites. And Ted Hankey could have done better for himself as well. 

Hmmm. I've made £more from being at the top of a smaller tree, rather than halfway up a much bigger one.

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4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

When ya look as good as I do ya don't need to think anymore. .you just keep paying your taxes 

Panzerknacker 

I do believe you've got muscles like you say you have as steroids make you thick as fuck.

And your knob even smaller.

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You just described those 'He Man and the masters of the universe' figures that they made in the 80's.

Don't forget about the gay 70's disco orgies Punky hosts every other Saturday evening.  

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6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Mite peruse the site during a coffee break the way one mite look in on the monkey enclosure. .see what the chimps are doing 

Panzerknacker 

Day 3 in the Cunts Corner House, and the arrival of a new Welsh chimp has led to some serious chest thumping and hooting from the rest of the troop. The use of simple tools - for example, a claw hammer - may soon follow.

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On 05/02/2017 at 4:48 AM, Wizardsleeve said:

Speak for yourself you bitter, impotent, worthless cunt!  My pensioners rugby team plays twice a week, and we go out on the piss twice a month.  The fit young birds in their tight exercise apparel have often earned them a stiff one up the wrong un.  

Fuck off.

Yes but you play for the lezzers rugby team of fat old cunted birds don't you.  I know you do.

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On 3/16/2017 at 3:15 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Yes but you play for the lezzers rugby team of fat old cunted birds don't you.  I know you do.

Ffs MC, why are you bothering to bump this NOW?  The moment has passed, and you have made yourself look a cunt.  

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