Neil Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Motor neurone sufferer Jason Liversidge trials Yorkshire voice Hasn't the poor cunt suffered enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 35 minutes ago, Neil said: Motor neurone sufferer Jason Liversidge trials Yorkshire voice Hasn't the poor cunt suffered enough? This has nothing to do with tits or fannies. What's wrong Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This has nothing to do with tits or fannies. What's wrong Neil? Sore knob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Fucking hell, poor cunt indeed. As if he didn't have enough problems, what with being a complete and utter dribbling spastic, he now faces the prospect of going full Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, poor cunt indeed. As if he didn't have enough problems, what with being a complete and utter dribbling spastic, he now faces the prospect of going full Ding. Perhaps the only silver lining for a Yorkshireman struck down with MND is the consolation of knowing that at least no-one will hate him for his strangled, digragh-lacking,mumblings any more. To then deliberately choose to reintroduce this handicap is like looking a gift horse from God right in its malformed mouth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Perhaps the only silver lining for a Yorkshireman struck down with MND is the consolation of knowing that at least no-one will hate him for his strangled, digragh-lacking,mumblings any more. To then deliberately choose to reintroduce this handicap is like looking a gift horse from God right in its malformed mouth. That's what I wanted to say. Mary loves Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Just euthanize the Yorkshire twat. Why waste time and money on somebody who is genetically incapable of talking anything but complete bollocks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Just euthanize the Yorkshire twat. Why waste time and money on somebody who is genetically incapable of talking anything but complete bollocks anyway. My favourite ever summary of Ding's contributions to this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Just euthanize the Yorkshire twat. Why waste time and money on somebody who is genetically incapable of talking anything but complete bollocks anyway. Or perhaps, simply nuke the whole of Yorkshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Is Yorkshire Voice some sort of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh. You should be able to laugh at Stephen Hawking just the way he is. Bigot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh. Do many things bore your rigid Gypo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Do many things bore your rigid Gypo? Yeah, Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon Prof Stephen Hawkeye should vary his voice box. Physics bores me rigid but hearing him explain the big bang theory in a Geordie accent would at least make me laugh. Agreed. Steven Hawking should present his university lectures with a 'pinky and perky' voice box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 3 hours ago, scotty said: Or perhaps, simply nuke the whole of Yorkshire? I'm in favour of a more surgical method. Anthrax dispersed in aerosol form maybe or contamination of supplies of the rancid piss water they call Yorkshire bitter with Bubonic plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah, Rick yes he is cheaper than mogadon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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