Decimus Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fuck off you soppy old cunt. Dan, I'm less than enamoured with your lacklustre performance tonight. Where's the fucking prose? It's no coincidence that your screen name contains the same amount of syllables as Ding's. You're a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fuck off you soppy old cunt. First and last warning..... It's not awful-it's gentle, 3 old cunts still able to be cheeky before they snuff it, probably the only reason they're still alive. I hope I don't turn into an old misery guts and I'm still trying to fuck some GILF, slightly better than Nora Batty mind. However, we have digressed somewhat. Where were we, the gassing of Northern dole bludging, work shy, scummy stereotypes I believe? sorry, rambling, pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Dan, I'm less than enamoured with your lacklustre performance tonight. Where's the fucking prose? Late onset January blues, Tenthy. Can't muster the energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: What a perfect place for a picnic! I often wondered what happened to Siouxsie Sioux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't knock last of the summer ok, it's fucking quality. What, 3 old cunts falling over themselves every week and getting a hard on for some old woman in wrinkly stockings? Oh yeah it's cutting edge is that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, 3 old cunts falling over themselves every week and getting a hard on for some old woman in wrinkly stockings? Oh yeah it's cutting edge is that! I doubt they've had so much as a semi between them for several decades now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 14 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: What a perfect place for a picnic! I wondered why Lord Longford fancied her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 14 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Allowances are required Gyps, I'm hung over. What exactly are you hung over? Can you not call for assistance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I wondered why Lord Longford fancied her. He didn't. He fancied Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. Congratulations! For being able to navigate Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: It's been a while so have a look at a real motorbike, an expensive weekend toy but I can afford it. Mine's got straight through screaming eagle pipes that set off car alarms in the street. Fuck off. I assume this is for impressing your leather clad, moustachioed biker mates before they take turns to violently fuck the living arse off you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I assume this is for impressing your leather clad, moustachioed biker mates before they take turns to violently fuck the living arse off you? My guess is, he rides side-saddle behind with his ankles over his Daddy's shoulders... What with his screaming pipes and all. Phwoah. Look at the chrome on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I assume this is for impressing your leather clad, moustachioed biker mates before they take turns to violently fuck the living arse off you? Chubby Spacker that's quite funny for you. lol I used to have one of these in a lighter red but chopped it in for the Fatboy similar to the one above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Chubby Spacker that's quite funny for you. lol I used to have one of these in a lighter red but chopped it in for the Fatboy similar to the one above. You don't do yourself any favours, do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: You don't do yourself any favours, do you. No, you're right. Mine had spoked wheels not the cast ones. fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 My mate Dave recently bought a Harly. He bought a flop top BMW too. He's 41 years old, and lives in a bedsit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, deebom said: My mate Dave recently bought a Harly. He bought a flop top BMW too. He's 41 years old, and lives in a bedsit... Isn't the highest mortality rate for middle aged men revisiting their youth with powerful bikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Isn't the highest mortality rate for middle aged men revisiting their youth with powerful bikes? Probably. Does anyone even bother to collect stats on organ doners? They expire with such regularity that it must be quite a job keeping track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You don't do yourself any favours, do you. Eavans, you'll soon realise that IKTC is the stupidest cunt the corner has ever seen. When he's not regaling us with stories about his Georgian mansion (then letting slip that he actually lives with his mum), he's posting up amazing pictures of bikes he finds cool; straight off Google. He can't post photos of his 'own' bikes as he doesn't have any as he lives with his mum. He truly is dreadful in every way. Any chance you could knock up a little ditty about him on the song thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Eavans, you'll soon realise that IKTC is the stupidest cunt the corner has ever seen. When he's not regaling us with stories about his Georgian mansion (then letting slip that he actually lives with his mum), he's posting up amazing pictures of bikes he finds cool; straight off Google. He can't post photos of his 'own' bikes as he doesn't have any as he lives with his mum. He truly is dreadful in every way. Any chance you could knock up a little ditty about him on the song thread? Don't encourage that shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: Probably. Does anyone even bother to collect stats on organ doners? They expire with such regularity that it must be quite a job keeping track. This is fertile ground. Donating ones organ.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't encourage that shite. Like it. Though it has got my toes tapping in readiness to compose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: Beautiful machine. And that's all very well, but it's made in Milwaukee – which means it's indisputably been put together by black people somewhere along the production line. Similarly to the dilapidated Ford factory in Detroit, does this mean it's at risk of putting you in danger via poor workmanship? I think you'll find that the electrics are made in Japan,a lot of parts in Taiwan and an EVO engine that was designed by Porsche because the Yanks are too thick to design an air cooled V-Twin motor from aluminium. A lot of imported parts that are just put together in Milwaukee. The American dream? Load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: because the Yanks are too thick to design an air cooled V-Twin motor from aluminium. The Yanks designed the rocket that got them to the moon .. wait a minute ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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