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Guest nobgobbler
14 hours ago, deebom said:

The ones with the little square chunks of tomato on them. That didn't taste anything like a pizza? I hated those fucking things.

Fucking Birdseye. I might nominate them.

You can do Findus as well for their disgusting crispy pancakes.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

You can do Findus as well for their disgusting crispy pancakes.

Yeh. I imagine they look like your dried up labia Gobby, and who wants to eat something that looks like an old tarts fanny.

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Eddie? probably.
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2 hours ago, Ape said:

Oh look Withers, Eddie likes this! Who'd have thought it! For fucks sake, hurry up and die.

Oh, can you enlighten me as to why @Mrs Roops had to edit this? 

As you ask, it was because I referred to your wife being big. Upon reflection it was a stupid mistake, as if your missus were big, how would she fit in your poxy little caravan.

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4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

As you ask, it was because I referred to your wife being big. Upon reflection it was a stupid mistake, as if your missus were big, how would she fit in your poxy little caravan.

Say whatever you like about me, but leave my family out if it, you pathetic, attention-seeking little creep.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

She scrubs up lovely quince.

She should start with scrubbing up the road behind her- absolutely covered in rubbish and shit. What a repellent shit hole. You must have quite an immune system. 

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Guest nobgobbler
1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Yeh. I imagine they look like your dried up labia Gobby, and who wants to eat something that looks like an old tarts fanny.

I keep putting it out there, but no takers as yet.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
6 hours ago, Eddie said:

You leave her tits out of this quince, I can smuggle her back in a duffle bag, bin those polish girls, this one works for peanuts, cashews are her favourite.

You leave those poor cunt Goans out of this. That was out of order.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
8 hours ago, Eddie said:

They all have those signs quince, I just picked her out at random.

Shit, Ape. They all really hate you over there. Can 1.3bn Indians really be wrong?

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
19 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Eddie, I've removed your link. In future if you must take advantage of the good nature of Goans to the point of humiliating them to facilitate petty scoring points, then do so via another medium that doesn't use aggressive adware. Ta.

It turns out they all have those signs. You owe Ed an apology.

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2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It turns out they all have those signs. You owe Ed an apology.

It's actually law that everyone must at all times carry the Ape sign, and produce it on request. Failure to do so means deportation to Bradford. They're scared stiff.

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