Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Out and about yesterday and within the first thirty minutes I counted nine of these cunts .. two wombling along on walking frames and seven on mobity scooters .. at a guess all of them were less than 35 years of age doubtless between them they had likely already drained our welfare system of a couple of million quid. These cunts should be rendered down and fed to pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 being a fat cunt isn't a fucking illness. These self inflicted conditions shouldn't be supported by the welfare system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 On the other hand it keeps Supermarkets in business. And plastic surgeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Out and about yesterday and within the first thirty minutes I counted nine of these cunts .. two wombling along on walking frames and seven on mobity scooters .. at a guess all of them were less than 35 years of age doubtless between them they had likely already drained our welfare system of a couple of million quid. These cunts should be rendered down and fed to pigs. Hey have some respect! These are the finalists in the 'Miss Llanelli" beauty pageant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Out and about yesterday and within the first thirty minutes I counted nine of these cunts .. two wombling along on walking frames and seven on mobity scooters .. at a guess all of them were less than 35 years of age doubtless between them they had likely already drained our welfare system of a couple of million quid. These cunts should be rendered down and fed to pigs. I bet they'd be an easy pull though. Would you like to come back to my pad for a packet or two of pork scratchings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet they'd be an easy pull though. Would you like to come back to my pad for a packet or two of pork scratchings? Would they fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Would they fit? Only one at a time, and then at a push. Where there's a will........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Given enough mass, the physics will give in to the gravitational forces...If they get any more massive, they could create a singularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 How do you reckon they wipe their arses? There arms aren't really long enough to reach and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't say they would be very flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How do you reckon they wipe their arses? There arms aren't really long enough to reach and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't say they would be very flexible. I reckon that they don't wipe their arses. 'Hold that image'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hey have some respect! These are the finalists in the 'Miss Llanelli" beauty pageant. Still, you did well to reach the semi-final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Out and about yesterday and within the first thirty minutes I counted nine of these cunts .. two wombling along on walking frames and seven on mobity scooters .. at a guess all of them were less than 35 years of age doubtless between them they had likely already drained our welfare system of a couple of million quid. These cunts should be rendered down and fed to pigs. They should be rendered down and used in power stations or woodchipped into the North Sea-just think of the fish stocks in 12 months time after that feed. I love when they do an article on the news about fatties and just focus on huge wobbly guts, arses and man boobs not allowed to show their faces. Surely if this is self inflicted like smoking, alcoholism or being a weak cunt on drugs then all these fucks can start paying for their health care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: They should be rendered down and used in power stations or woodchipped into the North Sea-just think of the fish stocks in 12 months time after that feed. I love when they do an article on the news about fatties and just focus on huge wobbly guts, arses and man boobs not allowed to show their faces. Surely if this is self inflicted like smoking, alcoholism or being a weak cunt on drugs then all these fucks can start paying for their health care. Cunts like that don't get health insurance in my country, it's considered social justice when they're refused health insurance and basically told to fuck off and sort themselves out, or just fucking die under their own mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: They should be rendered down and used in power stations or woodchipped into the North Sea-just think of the fish stocks in 12 months time after that feed. I love when they do an article on the news about fatties and just focus on huge wobbly guts, arses and man boobs not allowed to show their faces. Surely if this is self inflicted like smoking, alcoholism or being a weak cunt on drugs then all these fucks can start paying for their health care. I see a pod of the fuckers covered with harpoon scars and with the word DANISH tattooed upon their spine. No guessing as to where: Blocking out the fresh cream cake counter at ASDA. Supermarkets should all have weigh-bridges, anything over a natural weight ratio for size, is banned from entering, waddled to the back of the building and shot. No if's or but's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 42 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Still, you did well to reach the semi-final. Don't fucking insult me Wolfie!!!!! I'm not Welsh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: being a fat cunt isn't a fucking illness. These self inflicted conditions shouldn't be supported by the welfare system. You're being a bit of a sexist pig there Drew. They only do it to attract men, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Cunts like that don't get health insurance in my country, it's considered social justice when they're refused health insurance and basically told to fuck off and sort themselves out, or just fucking die under their own mass. You raise a good point. The other solution ought to be a fat-tax, the principle of which is 'the more you eat the less you pay, but the more you suffer'. For example, people medically classed obese and on benefits would receive 25% off each Burger King/KFC/McD's purchase, but forced to pay a fat surcharge for each hospital appointment, thus helping to reduce attendee numbers by slowly killing them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 They get somebody else to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Read today food prices are increasing, except for crisps, bacon and cakes. Maybe the state is trying to kill off the lazy and stupid? There are far easier ways to do it; contraceptives in KFC, strychnine in red bull and vx nerve agents in crack and heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Read today food prices are increasing, except for crisps, bacon and cakes. Maybe the state is trying to kill off the lazy and stupid? There are far easier ways to do it; contraceptives in KFC, strychnine in red bull and vx nerve agents in crack and heroin cyanide in Carling, it already tastes like shit so they wouldn't notice. 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Cunts like that don't get health insurance in my country, it's considered social justice when they're refused health insurance and basically told to fuck off and sort themselves out, or just fucking die under their own mass. ..and I thought you lot were very understanding about other peoples lifestyle choices, hookers, drugs, benders, but then you're about to make all immigrants pass an exam, vote in a neo-nazi PM and now this, no fatties!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Out and about yesterday and within the first thirty minutes I counted nine of these cunts .. two wombling along on walking frames and seven on mobity scooters .. at a guess all of them were less than 35 years of age doubtless between them they had likely already drained our welfare system of a couple of million quid. These cunts should be rendered down and fed to pigs. Queequeg, ready, aim, fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Christ. Imagine trying to find its (it's?) minge. It'd be like bog-snorkelling in a vat of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Christ. Imagine trying to find its (it's?) minge. It'd be like bog-snorkelling in a vat of lard. Roll them in flour and go for the wet spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You're being a bit of a sexist pig there Drew. They only do it to attract men, apparently. Are you telling me Punkape's morbidly obese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Are you telling me Punkape's morbidly obese? That explains reports of sightings of Bigfoot stomping around a golf course a few years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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