camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Apparently today is a day where women the world over are celebrated. Well it's been a long time since someone has celebrated me. So form an orderly queue gentleman. I'm ready to be celebrated Now where did I put that Frida Kahlo dress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently today is a day where women the world over are celebrated. Well it's been a long time since someone has celebrated me. So form an orderly queue gentleman. I'm ready to be celebrated Now where did I put that Frida Kahlo dress? Absolutely nothing remotely associated with you can be termed orderly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 So where are the feminists now? I don't see the cunts marching for equality this time. Or those wankers who shout gender neutral shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: So where are the feminists now? I don't see the cunts marching for equality this time. Or those wankers who shout gender neutral shite. Get your eyes checked or come out of the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Fucking shit day. If Mrs Manky finds out I will have to make my own butties. Let women celebrate if they want. It will be a nice break from the housework for a day. I can live in a bit of untidiness till tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 "International Women's Day certainly helped make me aware of how far we have to go with the issues of gender inequality and everyday sexism. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many blokes when I say that all birds who helped organise it deserve a pat on the bottom for their efforts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "International Women's Day certainly helped make me aware of how far we have to go with the issues of gender inequality and everyday sexism. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many blokes when I say that all birds who helped organise it deserve a pat on the bottom for their efforts" Sexist! Tee hee hee (flutters eyelashes ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Apart from being able to use a double ended dildo and squirt out a fucking chavvie please fucking tell me what a woman can do that is equal to anything a man can do?,Until then shut the fuck up whining and fucking accept you CANNOT be fucking equal.It's a mans world,fucking deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Oh and load a dishwasher properly(according to Mrs N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) it also coincides with No Smoking Day, which I took to mean we can't burn any witches today. Fuck off. Edited March 8, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps porky fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Get your eyes checked or come out of the closet. Shut up you fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Apart from being able to use a double ended dildo and squirt out a fucking chavvie please fucking tell me what a woman can do that is equal to anything a man can do?,Until then shut the fuck up whining and fucking accept you CANNOT be fucking equal.It's a mans world,fucking deal with it! I once knew a woman who could piss standing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 I held a door open for a women once. She gave me a dirty look as though to say ,"Don't patronise me, I am strong because I am woman" Obviously a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just now, Manky said: I held a door open for a women once. She gave me a dirty look as though to say ,"Don't patronise me, I am strong because I am woman" Obviously a lesbian. Should of shut it in her face,the ungrateful cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: Should of shut it in her face,the ungrateful cunt. Respect to her. She struck a blow for wimminhood. Now I do fuck all for them under any circumstances. Except for Mrs Manky but she scares the shit out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Oh and load a dishwasher properly(according to Mrs N) And get the skid marks out of your boxers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Respect to her. She struck a blow for wimminhood. Now I do fuck all for them under any circumstances. Except for Mrs Manky but she scares the shit out of me. Quite right. She can empty your joint bank account faster than you can say "do it yourself luv". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Let us, on this special International Minge Whinge Wednesday, celebrate the unsung talents of strong wimmen through the ages. Ida Newton: Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica Alice Einstein: Relativitätstheorie (and several hundred others) These and many other suppressed heroines have been ever at the forefront of human progress, not that we go on about it all the time. We must continue to promote women on the basis of the shape of their genitalia their special talents if prosperity (for irredeemably hopeless, delusional mediocrities) is to continue. Don't forget Menstrual Monday March 13th march! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm all for International Women's Day. Anything for an easy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once knew a woman who could piss standing up. Paula Radcliffe pisses and shits whilst running. The dirty wobbly headed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once knew a woman who could piss standing up. We all can .. it just that our knickers are wet afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 It's just greedy, they already have monthly blob strop day/days. Whats international men's day then-steak and BJ night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 7 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once knew a woman who could piss standing up. If you kept her chained to the wall she would wouldn't she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's just greedy, they already have monthly blob strop day/days. Whats international men's day then-steak and BJ night? When it comes to the bj, then they always have a fucking headache from cooking the steak! It's always something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Well I celebrate women everyday, not quite in the same way Neil does, but you know, I do my bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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