Guest Cuntsman Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: One of them was black? I don't remember that bit. Oldham and Bradford, the chances are pretty fucking high :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: One of them was black? I don't remember that bit. Lets be honest, these days it's always best to assume as such. Bloody minstrels are a plague on humanity since they all lost their jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Well state the fucking obvious why don't you. Obviously, when I read that someone had been shooting up bad guys, I though it might have been you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 I watched papillon last night and although the French are an unwashed, work shy contantly on strike bunch of cowardly Vichy scum who use the street as a urinal they did have some excellent methods of rehabilitating such criminal types are our hapless yorky diesel thief. Do him good I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I watched papillon last night and although the French are an unwashed, work shy contantly on strike bunch of cowardly Vichy scum who use the street as a urinal they did have some excellent methods of rehabilitating such criminal types are our hapless yorky diesel thief. Do him good I reckon Papillon was a complete load of made up bollocks. Good film and book though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Papillon was a complete load of made up bollocks. Good film and book though Never! I thought it was a bloody documentary 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Papillon was a complete load of made up bollocks. Good film and book though I read it when I was a kid and believed that it was an accurate account of Henri Charrieres experiences in prison, but you're right, apparently 10% of it was true and the French cunt was a notorious bullshitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Not the full toobox by the looks of him His current mode of transport doesn't even run on diesel. Can you shoot solid rubber tyres out if he decides to make a 'fast' getaway in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I read it when I was a kid and believed that it was an accurate account of Henri Charrieres experiences in prison, but you're right, apparently 10% of it was true and the French cunt was a notorious bullshitter. French folk are usually truthful aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: His current mode of transport doesn't even run on diesel. Can you shoot solid rubber tyres out if he decides to make a 'fast' getaway in that? I bet it would slide on a pool of diesel though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: His current mode of transport doesn't even run on diesel. Can you shoot solid rubber tyres out if he decides to make a 'fast' getaway in that? Dunno, but you could shoot the legs of the bloke pushing him...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I watched papillon last night and although the French are an unwashed, work shy contantly on strike bunch of cowardly Vichy scum who use the street as a urinal they did have some excellent methods of rehabilitating such criminal types are our hapless yorky diesel thief. Do him good I reckon there was a dog on crufts last night and the breed was papillon. Cunt didn't look like any of the actors in the film, or the swamp or any of the prison buildings. I'm going to pick up some mutt from a rescue centre and pass it off as a rare Where Eagles Dare breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: there was a dog on crufts last night and the breed was papillon. Cunt didn't look like any of the actors in the film, or the swamp or any of the prison buildings. I'm going to pick up some mutt from a rescue centre and pass it off as a rare Where Eagles Dare breed. If it looks like a proper dog, then you've no fucking chance, only mincers, chavs, blinging Essex, or medically malformed can win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet it would slide on a pool of diesel though. Why would someone want to fill a pool with diesel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why would someone want to fill a pool with diesel? Well you wouldn't want to fill it with Tweed by Lentheric, so why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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