Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Keith Richards Face looks like WH Auden's scrotum When did you see WH's scrotum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: When did you see WH's scrotum? When I saw Keith Richard's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Good riddance to bad noise. The news were playing some of his tunes in a montage, and they all sounded the same. Chuck Berry played the exact same fucking tune, and you can only tell which one it is when he gets to the chorus. Plus, he was a fucking cheap cunt, and that is coming from a porridge muncher. He traveled around with just his guitar and a suitcase of cash. No amps, no backing band, no roadies.... he relied on unrehearsed local backing bands, which he schooled like fucking Hitler, to scrape it through gigs. The same shitey song, played with all that stupid "stagecraft" he invented, such as jumping around on one leg, or doing a funny walk, or some shit like that. Tedious cunt. Plus, all that money was spent on paying prostitutes to shit on his face (allegedly) or for him to piss on them (allegedly). He hid a camera in the womans' bogs in his restaurant and apparently was into scat porn. He also went to prison for car jacking and hustling some wee girl over state lines, presumably to give her a right nasty pumping, and to probably fart in her eyes or something. Fucking creepy, sinister looking motherfucker. He's definitely their Savile. An openly perverted, disgusting old man that somehow gets perpetually let off the hook for being a "national treasure". Just you wait........ Keith Richards eulogises endlessly about Berry, but he's a withered up old man who believes he should be treated like aristocracy because he took tonnes of drugs and had the misfortune of surviving. A pretentious old scrotum that wrote a few decent tunes a half century ago. Not a fan then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 There was a documentary once, I can't remember the name, Chuck Berry and Keith Richards were having a row about some benefit concert for whatever popular shithole of the day was at the top of the list. I thought old Chuck might have kicked it then, Keith gave him a right bollocking in front of the all star band. Of course, Ringo Starr was the anointed drummer, the fug cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There was a documentary once, I can't remember the name, Chuck Berry and Keith Richards were having a row about some benefit concert for whatever popular shithole of the day was at the top of the list. I thought old Chuck might have kicked it then, Keith gave him a right bollocking in front of the all star band. Of course, Ringo Starr was the anointed drummer, the fug cunt! When the Beatles first visited America, an overly enthusiastic interviewer asked John Lennon if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, Lennon smirked and replied, "he's not even the best drummer in the Beatles". He was shit, I heard that McCartney played the drum tracks for studio recordings as the bignose wasn't up to it. And Eric Clapton was brought in to play lead on a couple of tracks that were beyond George Harrison's abilities as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Keith Richards Face looks like WH Auden's scrotum How would you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When the Beatles first visited America, an overly enthusiastic interviewer asked John Lennon if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, Lennon smirked and replied, "he's not even the best drummer in the Beatles". He was shit, I heard that McCartney played the drum tracks for studio recordings as the bignose wasn't up to it. And Eric Clapton was brought in to play lead on a couple of tracks that were beyond George Harrison's abilities as well. John Lennon was a hypocritical cunt anyway. All this peace bullshit. As long as you stayed away from his massive house and didn't touch his Rolls Royce then he wouldn't sue sue your arse. Typical privileged cunt. Fuck off Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Lennon was a complete tosser, in much the same ways as that cunt Morrisey, you know, the millionaire mansion owning socialist commie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Morrisey..was talking to him briefly one night ina bar...he's still a funny miserable cunt in real life..nice guy though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Morrisey..was talking to him briefly one night ina bar...he's still a funny miserable cunt in real life..nice guy though Panzerknacker You fucking idiot.... the aural torture that cunt inflicted on the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You fucking idiot.... the aural torture that cunt inflicted on the world? You would go out tonight but ya haven't got a stitch to wear. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: John Lennon was a hypocritical cunt anyway. All this peace bullshit. As long as you stayed away from his massive house and didn't touch his Rolls Royce then he wouldn't sue sue your arse. Typical privileged cunt. Fuck off Apple. Lennon reminded me of Opal Fruits.....they both used to come in a yellow bag. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lennon reminded me of Opal Fruits.....they both used to come in a yellow bag. Very good Eric. .seen what ya did there Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lennon reminded me of Opal Fruits.....they both used to come in a yellow bag. I'm surprised he had the time, especially as so much of it was used to pull hairs from his teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'm surprised he had the time, especially as so much of it was used to pull hairs from his teeth. The original 'Bush Tucker Man'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Very good Eric. .seen what ya did there Panzerknacker Showing my age though Panzer, I still think of Snickers bars as 'Marathons' as well. Maybe I'm just sick of americanisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The original 'Bush Tucker Man'. I suspect our gypsy looks almost identical from the face down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I suspect our gypsy looks almost identical from the face down. Lennon took 5 bullets in the chest, fair enough, he was undoubtedly a cunt, but if there was any natural justice in the universe surely at least one bullet could have strayed and killed Yoko, talentless, screeching fuck ugly bitch, she put a housebrick on top of a step ladder and called it art for fucks sake, Tracy Emin is as talentless and ugly but at least she's got cracking tits and doesn't try to sing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Brace yourself, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Brace yourself, Eric. What a vile creature. Mark Chapman should be released on the condition that he kills that cunt and finishes what he started in 1980. Mind you, she was born in 1933, pity her school didn't have a trip to Hiroshima when the cunt was 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Brace yourself, Eric. What in the name of fuck was that? What got me was not the fact that she no doubt made that shit up on the spot but the fat that people applauded. She another modern art cunt and a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lennon took 5 bullets in the chest, fair enough, he was undoubtedly a cunt, but if there was any natural justice in the universe surely at least one bullet could have strayed and killed Yoko, talentless, screeching fuck ugly bitch, she put a housebrick on top of a step ladder and called it art for fucks sake, Tracy Emin is as talentless and ugly but at least she's got cracking tits and doesn't try to sing. A "human centipede" constructed from Emin and Ono would be a sight to behold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A "human centipede" constructed from Emin and Ono would be a sight to behold. Fuck you I can't eat my dinner now, you utter bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A "human centipede" constructed from Emin and Ono would be a sight to behold. *draws bedroom blinds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A "human centipede" constructed from Emin and Ono would be a sight to behold. As long as we can stitch the gurning charlatan Hirst on the back, I'm all for it. We could feed it pickled sheep and see what comes out of the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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