PANZER MURPHY Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Sitting here in the beautiful sunshine. .dam cloud coming in from West gonna block the sun temporarily and cause a drop in temperature. .clouds are cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Sitting here in the beautiful sunshine. .dam cloud coming in from West gonna block the sun temporarily and cause a drop in temperature. .clouds are cunts Panzerknacker But they bring us life giving rain. We all need water baby. Hydrophobics are rabid cunts. Sundaywashingupisknackering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Sitting here in the beautiful sunshine. .dam cloud coming in from West gonna block the sun temporarily and cause a drop in temperature. .clouds are cunts Panzerknacker With any luck the cloud you are sitting under is of the radioactive variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Do you ever find yourself looking at the clouds and seeing shapes that remind you of things? Have you ever seen a couple of clouds next to one another that look like massive cocks? Then it starts spitting with rain and you start imagining that it's spunk and you're writhing about on a rubber mat; the receiver at an all Nigerian bukkake binge? Because I definitely haven't and have never been confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: With any luck the cloud you are sitting under is of the radioactive variety. All the evidence suggests that he knows his mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: With any luck the cloud you are sitting under is of the radioactive variety. Very droll withers old bean..however as you are that little bit nearer to kims nuke ona bottle rocket I'd say you'd need the factor one million sunblock before me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Not so many today. .amazin what a bit of sun does for the city ..out for a run there a while ago..Green grass daffodils. .pretty smiling girls. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Not so many today. .amazin what a bit of sun does for the city ..out for a run there a while ago..Green grass daffodils. .pretty smiling girls. . Panzerknacker You are disabled, how can you run? Unless it was from the Benefit Agency fraud squad. Free loading cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 The sun does boost our body's natural vitamin D production, which produces that happy feeling when we're in it. On this, I agree with Panzer, clouds are most certainly depressing and morale murdering cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You are disabled, how can you run? Unless it was from the Benefit Agency fraud squad. Free loading cunt. With a fake beard n glasses n tartan tam o shanter Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 30 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The sun does boost our body's natural vitamin D production, which produces that happy feeling when we're in it. On this, I agree with Panzer, clouds are most certainly depressing and morale murdering cunts. I bet a few mushroom clouds above Syria and Pakistan would lift your spirits though Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet a few mushroom clouds above Syria and Pakistan would lift your spirits though Wiz. Add the Saudis, Yemenis, and Libyans in for shits and giggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You are disabled, how can you run? Unless it was from the Benefit Agency fraud squad. Free loading cunt. Economic migrant cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Dam clouds ruining my ray catching I'd put a photo up but it won't let me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Dam clouds ruining my ray catching I'd put a photo up but it won't let me Panzerknacker No, don't bother. Not unless its a radioactive cloud and rays, and then video it instead so we can watch you smoulder away. Fucking balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: No, don't bother. Not unless its a radioactive cloud and rays, and then video it instead so we can watch you smoulder away. Fucking balloon. Take your negative clouds away you gibbering snot nose Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 What is it with the memberships obsession with gay Nigerians? Gay Nigerians are pretty rare, as they kill them over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 17 minutes ago, deebom said: What is it with the memberships obsession with gay Nigerians? Gay Nigerians are pretty rare, as they kill them over there. That is why they are all over here, working for punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 39 minutes ago, deebom said: What is it with the memberships obsession with gay Nigerians? Gay Nigerians are pretty rare, as they kill them over there. That's why the cunts are all over here getting sucked off by punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 On 26 March 2017 at 1:52 PM, Panzerknacker said: Sitting here in the beautiful sunshine. .dam cloud coming in from West gonna block the sun temporarily and cause a drop in temperature. .clouds are cunts Panzerknacker Fingers crossed for some acid rain and cricket ball sized hailstones falling on you and your Caledonian, third world wasteland then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fingers crossed for some acid rain and cricket ball sized hailstones falling on you and your Caledonian, third world wasteland then! You hater you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You hater you Panzerknacker At least the tam o shanter you stole from mr mcgregors scarecrow will keep your bonce dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Ooch aye..the noo. .Mc stubbers Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Very good nom this, Perfectknacker. The sky above my house has been the gathering of several huge clouds. It's taken a few hours, but right now.....a beautiful, low and heavy cloud covering the sky. Towards the East, there's clear sky. It must be magic to be at a seaside bar in Redcar, or Saltburn, or Marske. Especially if you want stabbing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 There's an area of low pressure over us like an alien space ship and it's gonna be a damp weekend Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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