Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 And just when you thought you could see it all, Camel Toe knickers appear on the scene to get the juices flowing. I predict a hot summer! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/camel-toe-knickers-underwear-no-woman-needs/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?" Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?" Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort. It begs an answer though, is that truly her gash or a camel toe? Can you rush back to Telford please to make further enquiries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?" Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort. ... as for Carol Vulgarwart, I can't quite put my finger on it, but.... Oh shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, nocti said: Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort. Her fanny's like a fucking Golem. If I brought her back home to old mother Tibbs in Golders Green, she'd tell me "Terry, remember your Torah, thou shalt not eateth of the cloven hooved beast". I might wear a silly little fucking hat and have half a cock, but I ain't going anywhere near that cobwebbed cavern until it's kosher. Feel free to dig it out of its grave, Terry's giving this one a pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I'll bet Mrs Roops wears them at her local rugby club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Is there any such disease as Athletes Minge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Manky said: Is there any such disease as Athletes Minge? No, but there are plenty of athletes who are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Imagine if one evening you said to you said to your wife/kidnap victim: "Fancy hitting the sack?" and they proceeded to smash your balls to a pulp with a baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if one evening you said to you said to your wife/kidnap victim: "Fancy hitting the sack?" and they proceeded to smash your balls to a pulp with a baseball bat. Or even worse, they thought you said "fancy hitting the spack" and then proceeded to cave your silly head in, Ratters? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I imagine you can achieve the same effect by stuffing a couple of Weetabix in your gusset, girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: No, but there are plenty of athletes who are cunts. And a few cunts who are athletes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 These bizarre "undergarments" will no doubt be a boon to the transbender community once they have tied all their tackle in or had it removed........ Perhaps Manky could tell us if they are being worn on Canal St yet ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I imagine you can achieve the same effect by stuffing a couple of Weetabix in your gusset, girls. What makes you think they wear knickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: And a few cunts who are athletes: No one told me this was possible. Now the missus can carry 3 bags of shopping back from the supermarket so I don't have to pick the lazy cow up in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Carol Vordaman scares me. How the fuck does she do it? She must be beholden to some strange gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, deebom said: Carol Vordaman scares me. How the fuck does she do it? She must be beholden to some strange gods. She beholdeth to Carl Gauss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: No one told me this was possible. Now the missus can carry 3 bags of shopping back from the supermarket so I don't have to pick the lazy cow up in the car. Why bother? Shopping need not still put you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ratcum Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I wonder if Pete burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 16 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Her fanny's like a fucking Golem. If I brought her back home to old mother Tibbs in Golders Green, she'd tell me "Terry, remember your Torah, thou shalt not eateth of the cloven hooved beast". I might wear a silly little fucking hat and have half a cock, but I ain't going anywhere near that cobwebbed cavern until it's kosher. Feel free to dig it out of its grave, Terry's giving this one a pass. hela aun bagrisn tsu di vinkl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Outta likes, this doesn't look like viz though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I may get myself a few of these as toast racks for xmas gifts. Do they only supply the CTC 0069-666 single-slit model, or can order a six-flapped deluxe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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