Gambling, the new opium of the masses

[Eric Cuntman]

As the government has been forced to demonise drinking and smoking, they have found a new way to tax the shit out everybody. All of a sudden we are bombarded with advertising for online casinos and bingo websites, the traditional bingo halls are also portraying themselves as 'The place to be'. Sports sponsorship has been taken over by these cunts as well, if the man on the street wants to flush all their money down the toilet, that's his perogative, but the ad agencies depiction of these degenerate wasters is somewhat misleading. The gamblers are depicted as attractive, fashionable, successful specimens of humanity, coining it in and living the high life, every cunt on TV game shows, when asked what they might do with their potential winnings is, 'planning a trip to Vegas with the lads'. The reality is that most gamblers are inadequate cretins, hunched over a laptop, spunking their giros on imaginary poker sites that have convinced them that they are Steve McQueen in the Cincinnati Kid, or vile fat chavvy slags, feeding their 6 illegitimate brats on tesco value crisps so they can spend all their benefits on tattoos and 'foxy bingo'.

[Neil]

I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker

[Stubby Pecker]

9 minutes ago, Neil said:

I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker

I'd put by mortgage on it

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd put by mortgage on it

I bet he'll be along soon to tell you that only peasants and oiks have mortgages.

[Roadkill]

16 minutes ago, Neil said:

I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker

Only if I can bet you £100 that grass is green.

[Guest Snatch]

Another reason for tax and more jobs for gambling councillors when the time comes.

[Stubby Pecker]

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

As the government has been forced to demonise drinking and smoking, they have found a new way to tax the shit out everybody. All of a sudden we are bombarded with advertising for online casinos and bingo websites, the traditional bingo halls are also portraying themselves as 'The place to be'. Sports sponsorship has been taken over by these cunts as well, if the man on the street wants to flush all their money down the toilet, that's his perogative, but the ad agencies depiction of these degenerate wasters is somewhat misleading. The gamblers are depicted as attractive, fashionable, successful specimens of humanity, coining it in and living the high life, every cunt on TV game shows, when asked what they might do with their potential winnings is, 'planning a trip to Vegas with the lads'. The reality is that most gamblers are inadequate cretins, hunched over a laptop, spunking their giros on imaginary poker sites that have convinced them that they are Steve McQueen in the Cincinnati Kid, or vile fat chavvy slags, feeding their 6 illegitimate brats on tesco value crisps so they can spend all their benefits on tattoos and 'foxy bingo'.

I couldn't agree more old bean. It seems in the last few years this has become the norm and sociably acceptable whereas back in the day if you wanted to put a bet on you had to enter a squalid smoke filled shop full of repulsive losers. Every other ad on TV is for some bet and you'll be the greatest cunt on earth bollocks and thick as fuck idiots fall for it using their benefit money paid for by the intelligent in our society.   

[Guest Gong Farmer]

Like any addiction all self inflicted and the realm of cunts.  Anyone with a functioning brain is immune to addiction.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I couldn't agree more old bean. It seems in the last few years this has become the norm and sociably acceptable whereas back in the day if you wanted to put a bet on you had to enter a squalid smoke filled shop full of repulsive losers. Every other ad on TV is for some bet and you'll be the greatest cunt on earth bollocks and thick as fuck idiots fall for it using their benefit money paid for by the intelligent in our society.   

And the terminology used by these cunts is irritating in itself, "edit your acca", what the fuck is all that about? It used to be 'accumulator' but I suppose that's too much effort and spelling. Chris Kamara is a cunt with a dead sun baked worm for a moustache, and a Scouser. I want him dead. (Beg pardon, he's from Middlesborough but chooses to talk like a Scouser) 

Edited April 26, 2017 by Eric Cuntman
I still want him dead

[Earl of Punkape]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet he'll be along soon to tell you that only peasants and oiks have mortgages.

What's a mortgage?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Just now, Punkape said:

What's a mortgage?

You mean "what's a house?"....

We have White Van Man, but you're more of Cardboard Box Cunt...

[Guest Mingeeta]

Just now, Punkape said:

What's a mortgage?

A mortgage is like a wager.

For instance you were on all fours and I said to someone " I will put my mortgage on it that he's just took it up the poo chute". Hope thats clears it up for you.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

A mortgage is like a wager.

For instance you were on all fours and I said to someone " I will put my mortgage on it that he's just took it up the poo chute". Hope thats clears it up for you.

Are you in the food bank queue ?

lol.

[Guest Mingeeta]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Are you in the food bank queue ?

lol.

Great comeback.

Thick twat.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's a mortgage?

It's a loan that proletarian oiks take out to buy a hovel in an undesirable area, they then spend 25 years shitting their primark underpants that Said hovel will be repossessed if they fail to pay the extortionate interest on the monthly payments. Nothing for you to worry about, I'm sure your estate has been passed down from generation to generation of Punkington-Smythes, along with the gardener, cook, butler and other below stairs staff.

[Guest deebom]

I've never understood gambling, maybe because I don't like sport much. But gambling is shit, I know several people who have fucked up their lives gambling.

What gets me is that a gambler will spunk his entire wages on payday, then go home and have to tell the missus, and deal with all the shit that follows. But they get a big win occasionally and they have to hide the money from the missus so she doesn't know they've been gambling. But she does know doesn't she, because the stupid cunts gamble all the time, and if he doesn't come home on payday saying sorry but he's pissed the money away, then he's obviously had a win.

Stupid fucking habit. At least smoking, drinking and taking drugs is a laugh.

 

[Ape™️]

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

As the government has been forced to demonise drinking and smoking, they have found a new way to tax the shit out everybody. All of a sudden we are bombarded with advertising for online casinos and bingo websites, the traditional bingo halls are also portraying themselves as 'The place to be'. Sports sponsorship has been taken over by these cunts as well, if the man on the street wants to flush all their money down the toilet, that's his perogative, but the ad agencies depiction of these degenerate wasters is somewhat misleading. The gamblers are depicted as attractive, fashionable, successful specimens of humanity, coining it in and living the high life, every cunt on TV game shows, when asked what they might do with their potential winnings is, 'planning a trip to Vegas with the lads'. The reality is that most gamblers are inadequate cretins, hunched over a laptop, spunking their giros on imaginary poker sites that have convinced them that they are Steve McQueen in the Cincinnati Kid, or vile fat chavvy slags, feeding their 6 illegitimate brats on tesco value crisps so they can spend all their benefits on tattoos and 'foxy bingo'.

Absolutely spot on Eric. I've never seen the appeal of gambling, and this relatively recent glamorisation of it makes me fucking sick. I've always found it incredible that people spunk their money away in a real casino, where they can physically see a real roulette wheel, or deck of cards, but to be so fucking thick as to bet against a computer screen, where there are undoubtedly algorithms running to ensure almost total loss, takes my fucking breath away. Fucking stupid fucking cunts, the lot of them.

[Neil]

I watched some cunt on one of those roulette screens put 40 quid in and after 2 spins go back out the shop and return with another 40 quid that was duty lost in the next 2 spins,he did this a further 3 times and then kicked the machine and stormed out muttering under his breath,he got in his works van and no doubt suffered self loathing all the way home.If the cunt is so weak that he can't stop then he needs help.........I'll tell him next time to put it all on red!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

The glorification is nothing new. The man who broke the bank of Monte Carlo was being sung in Music Halls 120 years ago. Gambling was seen as one of the few ways for the poor to get and lots of movies pushed the ideal. Gambling has always been an "opium" not just for the masses. There are lots of stories of fortunes being lost from almost 300 years ago. Back in the 1970 and 1980s there was a push Harrow educated cunt working for the railway at Rugby, he had blown his inheritance in the casinos and was living in a council flat, he was spent a lot of his spare time in the bookies trying to recover his fortunes. Last time I saw him he was coming out of a betting shop tottering on a walking frame back in 2008. From the government's point of view gambling is lucrative the football pools companies revenue was taxed at 40%. In a sense the National lottery is "taxed" by way of the money that goes to causes that should often be paid for by government. Like booze the government will never do anything real to control it because it is so profitable for them. If you read into the background of many of the lottery winners they were chancers who would spend £50+ a week on tickets. Typical was the daft cunt from Hemel Hempstead who won over a £million but carried on living in his council flat and getting his rent paid via housing benefits .. 12 month later he asked about buying his flat and the council twigged that he had not told them about his win and he ended up getting 6 months in prison.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

14 minutes ago, Neil said:

I watched some cunt on one of those roulette screens put 40 quid in and after 2 spins go back out the shop and return with another 40 quid that was duty lost in the next 2 spins,he did this a further 3 times and then kicked the machine and stormed out muttering under his breath,he got in his works van and no doubt suffered self loathing all the way home.If the cunt is so weak that he can't stop then he needs help.........I'll tell him next time to put it all on red!

On the railroad there were one armed bandits in most of the messrooms. it was nothing rare on payday to watch daft cunts putting most of their wages into the machine. One daft cunt off the platform was banned from the messroom and arrangements made for his wife to collect his wages after he put his entire week's wages into the machine and his then went to see the area manager to complain.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

Are you in the food bank queue ?

lol.

A few of them are Punkie.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

You mean "what's a house?"....

We have White Van Man, but you're more of Cardboard Box Cunt...

Unfair .. he has a house, it has views of the River Bollin .. its made out of plywood and under one of the railway arches at Wilmslow

[Guest DingTheRioja]

33 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Unfair .. he has a house, it has views of the River Bollin .. its made out of plywood and under one of the railway arches at Wilmslow

[Jiggerycock]

On the other hand...

Study the form, cogitate for hours and place a well-crafted punt on the 3.30 at Haydock - and you're in the grip of an addiction and a no-good bum (You think I lie? Every article on gambling has the word 'Problem' inserted before it. You can almost hear the media outlet in question 'tut-tutting')

However, go on the Stock Exchange, fuck up the Third World,' buy long - sell short' and hope Geneva bites on your latest hedge fund offer and you're a buccaneering hero on the high seas of Capitalism - and what's more if you fuck up, the Government will pass the hat round for you.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

19 hours ago, Neil said:

I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker

Shit odds on that one then.