Guest Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 A game played by boring cunts and watched by boring cunts. Look at Andy Murray, not only is he as miserable looking as Theresa May's undoubtedly minging minge, but he has all the personality of a mouldy potato. A sort of Scottish cuntato if you will. Watching this shit makes me want to drive pointed sticks into each one of my eye sockets. One cunt hits the ball one way only for a second cunt to hit the bastard thing back again. This process continues indefinitely until I begin to consider whether my time would be better spent sawing through my own legs. Doubles is marginally more entertaining although still an absolute atrocity of a boring four-way cuntfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Tibbs, welcome back. These cunts are still calling me Bill 'cause of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 What the fuck are you on you cunt? I ain't Tibbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: What the fuck are you on you cunt? I ain't Tibbs Quick question, your avatar, when did you take that picture of Panzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 No thats a selfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) Not long now to the asylum doors are thrown open and the inmates drag their way to Wimbledon. Tennis cunt drops his racquet, crowd explodes into laughter, two ball boys run for the same ball, crowd wets itself, and to top it all cliff Richard starts to sing. Played by Cunts and watched by Cunts. Edited May 22, 2017 by Rick_B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 I reckon some of the women would pull your cock off trying to wank you off, such is the power of their grip. Can you imagine that Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I reckon some of the women would pull your cock off trying to wank you off, such is the power of their grip. Can you imagine that Eddie? I recon the Williams sisters could pull their own cocks off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 I wouldn't mind getting tugged by both of them. It's always been a fantasy of mine to have two big black men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: I wouldn't mind getting tugged by both of them. It's always been a fantasy of mine to have two big black men Have a word with spunkers he might lend you a couple of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Cliff Richard famously attends Wimbledon every year. That should tell you all you need to know about tennis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 17 minutes ago, deebom said: Cliff Richard famously attends Wimbledon every year. That should tell you all you need to know about tennis... That's 2 things I know about tennis now. The other thing I know is that tennis matches often include bare-legged young boys, crouched on all fours scampering around the place. I bet Sir Cliff and the ex-priest he lives with definitely haven't observed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Admiral decimus cuntblaster I presume? If you are not decimus then melt some lead and take a good deep drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: A game played by boring cunts and watched by boring cunts. Look at Andy Murray, not only is he as miserable looking as Theresa May's undoubtedly minging minge, but he has all the personality of a mouldy potato. A sort of Scottish cuntato if you will. Watching this shit makes me want to drive pointed sticks into each one of my eye sockets. One cunt hits the ball one way only for a second cunt to hit the bastard thing back again. This process continues indefinitely until I begin to consider whether my time would be better spent sawing through my own legs. Doubles is marginally more entertaining although still an absolute atrocity of a boring four-way cuntfest. Tennis is the gayest sort bar possibly interracial fisting with punkape. Come on Tim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tennis is the gayest sort bar possibly interracial fisting with punkape. Come on Tim! If you can't recognise a bunch of boring cunts when you see them, then I suggest that you probably are one. You boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Quick question, your avatar, when did you take that picture of Panzy? Dont mind mingers ..his cat killed itself to get away from him.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dont mind mingers ..his cat killed itself to get away from him.. Panzerknacker Give it a rest Pansy, you've done your oh-so-hilarious little cat jibe to death. It wasn't, isn't and never will be funny - much like you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 30 minutes ago, Ape said: Give it a rest Pansy, you've done your oh-so-hilarious little cat jibe to death. It wasn't, isn't and never will be funny - much like you. Fuck off. Fuk off n Polish your genuine Ronex watch collection. .knob jockey Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 59 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: If you can't recognise a bunch of boring cunts when you see them, then I suggest that you probably are one. You boring cunt. I'd quite happily watch some women's tennis, obviously not the Williams bruthas. Maybe this... Eugenie Bouchard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd quite happily watch some women's tennis, obviously not the Williams bruthas. Maybe this... Eugenie Bouchard I had a wank over Chris Evert in 1986, she was incredible, so was I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 The russian birds used to give me the 'orn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The russian birds used to give me the 'orn! I'll send a few your way. Dozens of the cunts email me every time I log out of 'Pornhub'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'll send a few your way. Dozens of the cunts email me every time I log out of 'Pornhub'. If any of them go by Ivana Yankyacokov, I've had to tell her to fuck off already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: If any of them go by Ivana Yankyacokov, I've had to tell her to fuck off already! Out of fucking likes again! The big exclamation mark in the triangle is really getting on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Out of fucking likes again! The big exclamation mark in the triangle is really getting on my tits. Maybe the next software update....ahh fuck it, we're never going to have enough likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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