John Noakes

[Neil]

I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know.

[Cuntybaws]

Well, that's just fucking typical. I  spend 2 minutes crafting a memorial nomination, with a proper picture and everything, and some slack cunt usurps me. 

Besides, everyone knows Singleton was shagging Peter Purves.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Fuck, this year is shit so far. 

[Roadkill]

23 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said:

Fuck, this year is shit so far. 

And yet Bruce Forsyth still refuses to go quietly into that dark night. The cunt.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

39 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

And yet Bruce Forsyth still refuses to go quietly into that dark night. The cunt.

I'm sure Baws will show us the scores on the doors, just as soon as Brooce snuffs it.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

6 hours ago, Neil said:

I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know.

Neil, you filthy, perverted cunt!  

[Bubba C]

7 hours ago, Neil said:

I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know.

Repeat bollocks, up your fucking game. Your punctuation and grammar makes baws' nom read like a Kafka classic. 

Fuck off. 

[Neil]

Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks

Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic  whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was.

Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag

 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks

Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic  whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was.

Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag

 

Yvette Fielding had hairy arms, and is now a cunt, for making Derek Akorah famous.

[Guest Spanky]

29 minutes ago, Neil said:

Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks

Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic  whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was.

Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag

 

Considering that you are quite clearly a massive bender, I would have thought that you would have been more interested in Peter Purvess. Or maybe that cunt from countryfile, John Craven. I bet you loved those two, sat, hunched up by the TV, purple faced and sweating as you pumped yourself off, hoping your mum didn't walk in and call you a queer again.

[Neil]

Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you?

Fuck off

[ratcum]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you?

Fuck off

reported for wayward punctuation and the incorrect spelling of 'lesbian'

[Neil]

Oh sorry,Is it a she?...I meant to say "are you my old neighbour that I used to watch sunbathing and wank over and when you caught me you told my mum,you fucking whore

[Bubba C]

11 minutes ago, Neil said:

Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you?

Fuck off

Reported. 

[Neil]

2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Reported. 

Are you inebriated or have you just had a whiff of a very smeggy cock?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

3 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Reported. 

Grassing little fucker, are you sure you're welsh not french?

[Neil]

There's only two things I dislike about Bubba,his face

[Bubba C]

17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Grassing little fucker, are you sure you're welsh not french?

You cheeky little cunt.

I've missed you, dingy, I do hope you're keeping well. 

Fuck off. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

I'm sure Baws will show us the scores on the doors, just as soon as Brooce snuffs it.

Didn't he do well!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Neil said:

I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know.

I heard that he left a Trace up Christopher.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Didn't he do well!

You don't get nothing for a pair...

[Rick_B]

3 hours ago, Neil said:

Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you?

Fuck off

 

3 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Reported. 

Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

43 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

 

Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules.

Oh dear, won't Neil and Punky make lovely cell mates?  

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

3 hours ago, Rick_B said:

 

Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules.

If you actually read the text through the piss poor punctuation, there is a question whether they used to be an old neighbour, which then goes on to actually state the previous neighbour was a nonce. Which, may or may not be true since we have no idea who it is/was. Although living next door to Neil may have that effect on some people, I would wager.

Up your game.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

If you actually read the text through the piss poor punctuation, there is a question whether they used to be an old neighbour, which then goes on to actually state the previous neighbour was a nonce. Which, may or may not be true since we have no idea who it is/was. Although living next door to Neil may have that effect on some people, I would wager.

Up your game.

Leave it out, Drew.  Maybe sharing a cell with Neil will scare punky straight!