Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Well, that's just fucking typical. I spend 2 minutes crafting a memorial nomination, with a proper picture and everything, and some slack cunt usurps me. Besides, everyone knows Singleton was shagging Peter Purves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Fuck, this year is shit so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Fuck, this year is shit so far. And yet Bruce Forsyth still refuses to go quietly into that dark night. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 39 minutes ago, Roadkill said: And yet Bruce Forsyth still refuses to go quietly into that dark night. The cunt. I'm sure Baws will show us the scores on the doors, just as soon as Brooce snuffs it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Neil said: I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know. Neil, you filthy, perverted cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Neil said: I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know. Repeat bollocks, up your fucking game. Your punctuation and grammar makes baws' nom read like a Kafka classic. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was. Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was. Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag Yvette Fielding had hairy arms, and is now a cunt, for making Derek Akorah famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Repeat grammar Nazi bollocks Ol Val would certainly never have run out of white 'glue' for her sticky backed plastic whilst I was around,14 years old and full of the stuff I was. Janet Ellis Baxtor was a slag Considering that you are quite clearly a massive bender, I would have thought that you would have been more interested in Peter Purvess. Or maybe that cunt from countryfile, John Craven. I bet you loved those two, sat, hunched up by the TV, purple faced and sweating as you pumped yourself off, hoping your mum didn't walk in and call you a queer again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you? Fuck off reported for wayward punctuation and the incorrect spelling of 'lesbian' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Oh sorry,Is it a she?...I meant to say "are you my old neighbour that I used to watch sunbathing and wank over and when you caught me you told my mum,you fucking whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Neil said: Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you? Fuck off Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported. Are you inebriated or have you just had a whiff of a very smeggy cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported. Grassing little fucker, are you sure you're welsh not french? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 There's only two things I dislike about Bubba,his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Grassing little fucker, are you sure you're welsh not french? You cheeky little cunt. I've missed you, dingy, I do hope you're keeping well. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm sure Baws will show us the scores on the doors, just as soon as Brooce snuffs it. Didn't he do well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 9 hours ago, Neil said: I wonder if he ever shagged Valerie Singleton?,I guess now we'll never know. I heard that he left a Trace up Christopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Didn't he do well! You don't get nothing for a pair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Are you my old neighbour?,you re the fucking nonce that used to peer through my windows arent you? Fuck off 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Reported. Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 43 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules. Oh dear, won't Neil and Punky make lovely cell mates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Rick_B said: Noted, accusation of being a nonce violates site rules. If you actually read the text through the piss poor punctuation, there is a question whether they used to be an old neighbour, which then goes on to actually state the previous neighbour was a nonce. Which, may or may not be true since we have no idea who it is/was. Although living next door to Neil may have that effect on some people, I would wager. Up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If you actually read the text through the piss poor punctuation, there is a question whether they used to be an old neighbour, which then goes on to actually state the previous neighbour was a nonce. Which, may or may not be true since we have no idea who it is/was. Although living next door to Neil may have that effect on some people, I would wager. Up your game. Leave it out, Drew. Maybe sharing a cell with Neil will scare punky straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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