Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 She's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Good job, Pen. The money is being wired to you now, and my contacts in Moscow are showing an interest in acquiring your services for future... problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: She's dead. Was she one of the 60s 'it girls', a contemporary of Marianne Faithfull, I think the last thing she did was appear with her on an episode of Absolutely Fabulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. Then end their careers touting minge washes and cremes to cure the infections created by said illadvised insertions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. She crawled out from under a stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Welcome back Punky you despicable poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Punker's you are a running dog of imperialism more of a capitalist roader or bourgeois lackey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt. On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt. On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. You need to top the Curly Wurly or Mars bar with a Cadbury's creme egg, that way you'd get more bang for your buck (or fuck) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat. You been listening to Whispas again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 hours ago, r-soles said: You need to top the Curly Wurly or Mars bar with a Cadbury's creme egg, that way you'd get more bang for your buck (or fuck) Or a four finger Kit Kat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt. On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. Try a Toblerone. More effective than a D and C. And tastier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Who can forget the adverts.....A Mars a day helps you work,rest and cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Who can forget the adverts.....A Mars a day helps you work,rest and cum You fat perverted sod. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You fat perverted sod. Fuck off. What's the difference between Punkers arsehole and a Kit-Kat?...................you can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat I'm queer all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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