Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 So, you've got a new car, or an expensive car, or a super car. Very well done - you must be very pleased with yourself. However, it's still a car, and will, therefore, fit perfectly into something called a parking space. Having a new/expensive/super car doesn't give you special permission to ignore the little white lines that most people actively try and park within, and abandon your pride and joy in the middle of two spaces. I think anyone who owns a "normal" car should actively park as close as possible to these cunts, in the hope that they might realise they are selfish, ignorant fucking wankers. Before I finish there's a couple of people I'd like to preemptively tell to fuck off: @Punkape - guaranteed to come back with some faux-affluent bollocks @Witheredscrote - guaranteed to come back with some pathetic flying model based drivel And finally there's a couple of people I'd like to just generally tell to fuck off: @'eavensabove @'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 When possible, carry a few containers each of brake fluid and power steering fluid. A mechanic once told me that power steering fluid is worse than walking on ice. At least with ice, you can get sole fittings with cleets/spikes for traction. The fluid is guaranteed to put the thick arrogant cunt on his or her arse! He continued by saying that brake fluid is so corrosive to auto paint, it will soak through the protective clear top coat through the base colour and primer, and strip the metal to bare! Just a couple of squeezable condiment bottles will suffice to bring you to a proper cunting ecstasy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I just nick the disability or parent and child spaces at my Tesco. No one really gives a fuck and if people decide to kick off cripples and children are soft targets for a glassing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 52 minutes ago, Ape said: So, you've got a new car, or an expensive car, or a super car. Very well done - you must be very pleased with yourself. However, it's still a car, and will, therefore, fit perfectly into something called a parking space. Having a new/expensive/super car doesn't give you special permission to ignore the little white lines that most people actively try and park within, and abandon your pride and joy in the middle of two spaces. I think anyone who owns a "normal" car should actively park as close as possible to these cunts, in the hope that they might realise they are selfish, ignorant fucking wankers. Before I finish there's a couple of people I'd like to preemptively tell to fuck off: @Punkape - guaranteed to come back with some faux-affluent bollocks @Witheredscrote - guaranteed to come back with some pathetic flying model based drivel And finally there's a couple of people I'd like to just generally tell to fuck off: @'eavensabove @'eavensabove Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. Serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: Serf. Whore with herpees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. Stop being a male prostitute who specialises in sucking off a dozen or so cocks at a time, you fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. You're the spacker that keeps on flidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Whore with herpees. Whoopees lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. Sound the predictable fucking idiot klaxon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 47 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I just nick the disability or parent and child spaces at my Tesco. No one really gives a fuck and if people decide to kick off cripples and children are soft targets for a glassing. typo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do stop being so lower-middle class. Sorry......a peasant with very modest aspirations..... lol. I have chosen to ignore the oaf Punkers. Ape is just plain rude, and hardly a model member....... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I have chosen to ignore the oaf Punkers. Ape is just plain rude, and hardly a model member....... lol Take Punker's the right way and he is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 49 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I just nick the disability or parent and child spaces at my Tesco. No one really gives a fuck and if people decide to kick off cripples and children are soft targets for a glassing. You like to park, in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: typo? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have chosen to ignore the oaf Punkers. Ape is just plain rude, and hardly a model member....... lol Please tell me this isn't some tenuous attempt at humour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Take Punker's the right way and he is ok. Tightly by the throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: So, you've got a new car, or an expensive car, or a super car. Very well done - you must be very pleased with yourself. However, it's still a car, and will, therefore, fit perfectly into something called a parking space. Having a new/expensive/super car doesn't give you special permission to ignore the little white lines that most people actively try and park within, and abandon your pride and joy in the middle of two spaces. I think anyone who owns a "normal" car should actively park as close as possible to these cunts, in the hope that they might realise they are selfish, ignorant fucking wankers. Before I finish there's a couple of people I'd like to preemptively tell to fuck off: @Punkape - guaranteed to come back with some faux-affluent bollocks @Witheredscrote - guaranteed to come back with some pathetic flying model based drivel And finally there's a couple of people I'd like to just generally tell to fuck off: @'eavensabove @'eavensabove have you got a poopy little car Ape? Smell my mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Tightly by the throat? Now now Apeymatey, none of that. You are a model citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Take Punker's the right way and he is ok. For £2.50 you can take him anyway you like. Double bag though, the fucking poof is riddled with AIDS of every kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stop being a male prostitute who specialises in sucking off a dozen or so cocks at a time, you fucking poof! i bet you wish you were with Ian Brady tonight and with Myra Hindley filming it all for posterity... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Take Punker's the right way and he is ok. I agree. He's why Rennies were invented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: For £2.50 you can take him anyway you like. Double bag though, the fucking poof is riddled with AIDS of every kind. I'd rather fuck a rusty hole in the side of the Chernobyl power plant Shroud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Now now Apeymatey, none of that. You are a model citizen. 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Please tell me this isn't some tenuous attempt at humour? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Cunt. I'm going to bed now, the excitement is too much for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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