Guest Ollyboro Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Can anycunt remember when this fat cunt appeared on "Celebrity Weakest Link"? As any Blackadder fan knows, actors always refer to "Macbeth" as "The Deep Fried Sweaty Play". Anyhow, the slack jawed, frozen visaged, ginger pisshead dwarf asked Ian Woodyatt(?) a question, to which the answer was "Macbeth". Under the misapprehension that he's an actor, Woodyatt (?) answered "The Methadone Play". Then sulked like a cunt when the Maxwell felching troll told him he was incorrect. Typical Jock. Not that Woodyatt (?)'s a fucking Jock or owt, but that's exactly how these pasty faced cunts repeatedly behave on "Jeremy Kyle". Hard Brexit'll sort this shit oot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Can anycunt remember when this fat cunt appeared on "Celebrity Weakest Link"? As any Blackadder fan knows, actors always refer to "Macbeth" as "The Deep Fried Sweaty Play". Anyhow, the slack jawed, frozen visaged, ginger pisshead dwarf asked Ian Woodyatt(?) a question, to which the answer was "Macbeth". Under the misapprehension that he's an actor, Woodyatt (?) answered "The Methadone Play". Then sulked like a cunt when the Maxwell felching troll told him he was incorrect. Typical Jock. Not that Woodyatt (?)'s a fucking Jock or owt, but that's exactly how these pasty faced cunts repeatedly behave on "Jeremy Kyle". Hard Brexit'll sort this shit oot. What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? He's 'speaking in tongues'. I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 It's better than apes shitty music thing nom Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? Stroke perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Congratulations Olly, this a Yacht-class nomination. Welcome to the ranks of the immortals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It's better than apes shitty music thing nom Panzerknacker And than any of yours. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: And than any of yours. Lol. Fuck off. I was stating fact...yours is just opinion Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 I can't make heads nor fucking tails of this Olly, and I have a keen interest in cryptography. It's like you're channelling the spirit of a lobotomised dyslexic. Care to elaborate on this when you've either sobered up or the seance has finished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: I can't make heads nor fucking tails of this Olly, and I have a keen interest in cryptography. It's like you're channelling the spirit of a lobotomised dyslexic. Care to elaborate on this when you've either sobered up or the seance has finished? Maybe he's caught ectoplasmia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? I guess heroin, in reference to the methadone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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