Adam Woodyatt(?) AK fucking A - Ian.

[Guest Ollyboro]

Can anycunt remember when this fat cunt appeared on "Celebrity Weakest Link"?

As any Blackadder fan knows, actors always refer to "Macbeth" as "The Deep Fried Sweaty Play". Anyhow, the slack jawed, frozen visaged, ginger pisshead dwarf asked Ian Woodyatt(?) a question, to which the answer was "Macbeth". Under the misapprehension that he's an actor, Woodyatt (?) answered "The Methadone Play". Then sulked like a cunt when the Maxwell felching troll told him he was incorrect. Typical Jock. Not that Woodyatt (?)'s a fucking Jock or owt, but that's exactly how these pasty faced cunts repeatedly behave on "Jeremy Kyle". Hard Brexit'll sort this shit oot.

[Stubby Pecker]

14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Can anycunt remember when this fat cunt appeared on "Celebrity Weakest Link"?

As any Blackadder fan knows, actors always refer to "Macbeth" as "The Deep Fried Sweaty Play". Anyhow, the slack jawed, frozen visaged, ginger pisshead dwarf asked Ian Woodyatt(?) a question, to which the answer was "Macbeth". Under the misapprehension that he's an actor, Woodyatt (?) answered "The Methadone Play". Then sulked like a cunt when the Maxwell felching troll told him he was incorrect. Typical Jock. Not that Woodyatt (?)'s a fucking Jock or owt, but that's exactly how these pasty faced cunts repeatedly behave on "Jeremy Kyle". Hard Brexit'll sort this shit oot.

What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? 

[Cap'n Cunt]

25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? 

He's 'speaking in tongues'. I'm scared.

[PANZER MURPHY]

It's better than apes shitty music thing nom

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? 

Stroke perhaps?

[Cuntybaws]

Congratulations Olly, this a Yacht-class nomination. Welcome to the ranks of the immortals. 

[Ape™️]

7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

It's better than apes shitty music thing nom

Panzerknacker 

And than any of yours. Lol.

Fuck off.

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

And than any of yours. Lol.

Fuck off.

I was stating fact...yours is just opinion 

Panzerknacker 

[nocti]

I can't make heads nor fucking tails of this Olly, and I have a keen interest in cryptography. It's like you're channelling the spirit of a lobotomised dyslexic. Care to elaborate on this when you've either sobered up or the seance has finished?

[Cap'n Cunt]

1 hour ago, nocti said:

I can't make heads nor fucking tails of this Olly, and I have a keen interest in cryptography. It's like you're channelling the spirit of a lobotomised dyslexic. Care to elaborate on this when you've either sobered up or the seance has finished?

Maybe he's caught ectoplasmia.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What the flying fuck? Drugs, booze, brain tumour or all 3 combined? 

I guess heroin, in reference to the methadone.