Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Someone famous or well known has died. Quick - post a nom about it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining. Take, as a very recent example, the death of Barry Norman. Look at the lazy, useless wanker who immediately nominated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Someone famous or well known has died. Quick - post a nom about it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining. Take, as a very recent example, the death of Barry Norman. Look at the lazy, useless wanker who immediately nominated it. I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die. Then they'll put all his best films on, I like the one with the monkey, and the one where he shoots Lee Van Cleefs hat, oh yeah, and the one with the big gun, and the one with the tanks and nazi gold. He's fuckin' ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Let's talk about model planes, watches & chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die. Then they'll put all his best films on, I like the one with the monkey, and the one where he shoots Lee Van Cleefs hat, oh yeah, and the one with the big gun, and the one with the tanks and nazi gold. He's fuckin' ace. And his other one: The Posoi... Not tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's talk about model planes, watches & chips. You, of all people, should keep your mouth firmly shut when the subject matter is shite noms. Your back catalogue is staggering. Edit: I've just processed your latest stats and your Cunt Index is now at 1.29 - an all time low. You've been posting an awful lot of utter shite lately, and the index reflects this. Try and remember that quality is more important than quantity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die. Then they'll put all his best films on, I like the one with the monkey, and the one where he shoots Lee Van Cleefs hat, oh yeah, and the one with the big gun, and the one with the tanks and nazi gold. He's fuckin' ace. "For A Few Dollars More" A classic. Just saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: "For A Few Dollars More" A classic. Just saw it That's the fucker, always left us pondering whether they were the same characters from The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die. Then they'll put all his best films on, I like the one with the monkey, and the one where he shoots Lee Van Cleefs hat, oh yeah, and the one with the big gun, and the one with the tanks and nazi gold. He's fuckin' ace. I must admit, Clint Eastwood was brilliant at the height of his career, and many of his one-liners are memorable classics: "I'll Be Back" was a good one, but me favourite is: "Not a lot of people know that". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the fucker, always left us pondering whether they were the same characters from The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Joking aside, what was the film he was in when he sung throughout much of it? I mean, that was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die. Then they'll put all his best films on, I like the one with the monkey, and the one where he shoots Lee Van Cleefs hat, oh yeah, and the one with the big gun, and the one with the tanks and nazi gold. He's fuckin' ace. Play misty for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I must admit, Clint Eastwood was brilliant at the height of his career, and many of his one-liners are memorable classics: "I'll Be Back" was a good one, but me favourite is: "Not a lot of people know that". Its goodnight from me, and its goodnight from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's talk about model planes, watches & chips. I bought some balsa today and I'm not even joking. Sanding balsa is like popping bubble wrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: I bought some balsa today and I'm not even joking. Sanding balsa is like popping bubble wrap. Sanding bubble wrap is even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Its goodnight from me, and its goodnight from him. Hello Playmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, Ape said: Someone famous or well known has died. Quick - post a nom about it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining. Take, as a very recent example, the death of Barry Norman. Look at the lazy, useless wanker who immediately nominated it. Or we could discuss a nom about the history of corporate planning and building development in West Rudgeley 1961- 1974....... or or you could fuck off you tedious, backward twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Play misty for me. Did you like that one? Must be a girl thing. I've tried to sit through it a couple of times, but it just doesn't float my boat....and 'eavens, fuck off with the next Poseidon adventure reference that pops into your surreal head when you read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or we could discuss a nom about the history of corporate planning and building development in West Rudgeley 1961- 1974....... or or you could fuck off you tedious, backward twat. Loving the fact 'eavens "liked" this drivel. You need to take a long, hard look at the continual stream of dreadful noms your program posts. It's time you were updated, reformatted or preferably murdered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you like that one? Must be a girl thing. I've tried to sit through it a couple of times, but it just doesn't float my boat....and 'eavens, fuck off with the next Poseidon adventure reference that pops into your surreal head when you read this. I fancy Clint Eastwood, what more can I say. Well I did before he got old age disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I fancy Clint Eastwood, what more can I say. Well I did before he got old age disease. My aunt could never decide between him and Sean Connery, though I've heard it said by women of a certain age, that Connery continued improving until his 70s. Must be something to do with a well kept white beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I must admit, Clint Eastwood was brilliant at the height of his career, and many of his one-liners are memorable classics: "I'll Be Back" was a good one, but me favourite is: "Not a lot of people know that". Margaret Rutherford's "do you feel lucky punk"? from 'Mrs Marple and the missing darkies' was my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Hello Playmates. Ithangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Margaret Rutherford's "do you feel lucky punk"? from 'Mrs Marple and the missing darkies' was my favourite. Magical stuff, reminds me of my favourite childhood book, 'Biggles slaughters the swarthy foreigners'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Magical stuff, reminds me of my favourite childhood book, 'Biggles slaughters the swarthy foreigners'. Come to think of it: it was Miss Marple. Do you think she was a lesbian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come to think of it: it was Miss Marple. Do you think she was a lesbian? Yes, but they called them spinsters back then. Margaret Rutherford was the best Marple, Joan Hickson the next best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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