Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've just googled Natalie Cassidy you horrible fucking cunt! ACTRESS Natalie Cassidy's performance on a celebrity version of The Chase left The Beast lost for words when she beat him in one of the rounds of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah because every mother is married to an alcoholic drug addict aren't they? The ones I see aren't neccesarily wimmin or skankblobs , more likely yummy mummys or audi/range rover driving top geezers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's nothing to do with "walking off the blubber". It's because, with babies space is needed to get them out and into the buggy. Its difficult to do that in ordinary spaces. Any person without toddlers, parking in one of these spaces should have the shit kicked out of them by irate mothers. What if you've kidnapped toddlers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She looks like Sylvester Stallone crossed with a fat chav. with a bit of Michael Jackson's dad thrown in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: As I've got kids I always park in the 'Family' parking spaces. Sure, the kids aint with me but that's besides the point. I think lesbians should be allowed to use those parent/toddler spaces. It would certainly be a lot safer for us blokes to crowd round and watch them do the prawn truffle hunt. At the moment the fishy temptresses complain that they can't get out of their car whilst I'm pressed up against the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah because every mother is married to an alcoholic drug addict aren't they? Separate, exclusive parking for motherhood? Please Gyps, that's a bigger pile of shit than Pen's noms! If they require special parking, let them develop a disability and get the proper tags. Using a broken condom or idiot sod not pulling out as an excuse for close bay is apex level cuntishness, and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Terrorists could have dedicated spaces as well. I wonder what sort of symbol they could have on the tarmac for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Terrorists could have dedicated spaces as well. I wonder what sort of symbol they could have on the tarmac for them? A big scorched crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A big scorched crater. facing the local Mecca Bingo hall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: facing the local Mecca Bingo hall Tot who's going to cover the inventory check-in/check-out fees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Couldn't something be invented so that suicide bombers could detonate themselves safely and all the nails and nuts and other metallic bits could be collected for reuse without harming other people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Couldn't something be invented so that suicide bombers could detonate themselves safely and all the nails and nuts and other metallic bits could be collected for reuse without harming other people? We could also convert all these disused telephone boxes into immolation booths that could be hoovered out fortnightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Frank said: Tot who's going to cover the inventory check-in/check-out fees? I'm a lesbian now Frank and Eric is my lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 7 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm a lesbian now Frank and Eric is my lover Xoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 22 hours ago, Frank said: Tot who's going to cover the inventory check-in/check-out fees? Frank, we should at least start to think about seeing other species now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frank, we should at least start to think about seeing other species now. I saw Gladys Knight at the Albert Hall last week Tot. I cried in my seat when she sang The Way We Were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Frank said: I saw Gladys Knight at the Albert Hall last week Tot. I cried in my seat when she sang The Way We Were. That's funny, when I saw her about 5 years ago it was supposed to be her last tour. Some cunts just don't know when to call it a day. She was rather good though. Welcome back Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 02/07/2017 at 7:09 PM, 'eavensabove said: As I've got kids I always park in the 'Family' parking spaces. Sure, the kids aint with me but that's besides the point. Whip down the kecks, take out the old chap and begin rubbing furiously and they soon will be - and there's not a jury in the land that would say otherwise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Frank said: I saw Gladys Knight at the Albert Hall last week Tot. I cried in my seat when she sang The Way We Were. I saw Mud at the Apollo in Manchester in 1975........ " I really love your Tiger feet" Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 04/07/2017 at 7:19 PM, ratcum said: Terrorists could have dedicated spaces as well. I wonder what sort of symbol they could have on the tarmac for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I saw Mud at the Apollo in Manchester in 1975........ " I really love your Tiger feet" Fuck off. I stood in mud outside Manchester Apollo on many an occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 20 hours ago, Frank said: I saw Gladys Knight at the Albert Hall last week Tot. I cried in my seat when she sang The Way We Were. That bad eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 21 hours ago, Frank said: I saw Gladys Knight at the Albert Hall last week Tot. I cried in my seat when she sang The Way We Were. I once saw Gladys Pip and her Knights at the village hall, Belper. Fucking useless they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I once saw Gladys Pip and her Knights at the village hall, Belper. Fucking useless they were. Missed you gyps x.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 10 hours ago, nobgobbler said: That's funny, when I saw her about 5 years ago it was supposed to be her last tour. Some cunts just don't know when to call it a day. She was rather good though. Welcome back Frank. You fucking creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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