ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 I'm intend to deliver hot food to needy local pensioners and carry it to them on a calf. MEALS ON VEALS will cause much hilarity as well as aid the nutrition of some old bastards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Stupid cunts who think reinstating compulsory national service will fix all the countries problems are some of the biggest cunts going. These problems include (but are not limited to): - "political correctness gone mad" - students studying art degrees - "wet lefties" - compensation culture - unemployment - immigration - gay people on TV - modern pop music These people are cunts because unless you were 17 years old in 1960, you've never done the service yourself. Quite remarkable that people can have so little self awareness that they lambast others as flawed for not doing it. Most of these cunts are fat, northern, over-compensating, menial, irrelevant cunts. The types who can't last 5 minutes on a children's assault course on their visitation day with their disgusting sprog. The other variant is the posh, rugby loving Boris Johnston type who fetishes the military, but interestingly opted for a desk job in an air conned office in a city investment firm instead. You don't ever, ever hear them suggest they should have to go through the training too despite being middle aged. They probably think they've watched enough military documentaries in the deep end of the freeview channel list that they qualify as honourary ex-servicemen. Fuck off manky. What would the military want with that load of crap? I suppose they could use them for live object target practice with the female counterparts being used as officer's ground sheets.... for the use of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 unemployed people should be made to lick bird shit off Nelson's Column Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: unemployed people should be made to lick bird shit off Nelson's Column People employed in telemarketing should be made to lick Furnish shit off Eltons column. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: People employed in telemarketing should be made to lick Furnish shit off Eltons column. If it's a woman cold calling I like to moan and groan in a sexual way and say 'baby' a few times. Frau Rat thinks there's something going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: If it's a woman cold calling I like to moan and groan in a sexual way and say 'baby' a few times. Frau Rat thinks there's something going on. Freshwater lesbiconian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Freshwater lesbiconian. monger's crevice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: monger's crevice Saucy salmon splitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: unemployed people should be made to lick bird shit off Nelson's Column There ain't no pigeon shit. Red Ken got rid of the pigeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Saucy salmon splitter He's grooming you Eric, get out while you still can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: He's grooming you Eric, get out while you still can. Acceptance of the inevitable has replaced trepidation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: All good points, but you rather miss my fundamental objection. It's quite easy for one to sit around, a 16 stone uneducated blob, swilling beer on your IKEA sofa in front of your Argos telly, demanding youngsters do military service/policing/volunteering, despite never having never done anything of the sort yourself. It's entirely up to you whether you choose to believe the things I say here or not and I'm fully aware the original point to this nom; you frothing at the ring piece when old people express an albeit cliched opinion you disagree with. I was merely trying to add some milage to this shite which died on its arse a nano second after you posted it. I suspect a spot of national service of the type I suggested would be wasted on a turd like you. Imagine some poor cunt having a heart attack and you administering the kiss of life, the combo of your breath smelling of franks spunk and punkapes shit and your finger being rammed up their shitter would finish them off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's entirely up to you whether you choose to believe the things I say here or not and I'm fully aware the original point to this nom; you frothing at the ring piece when old people express an albeit cliched opinion you disagree with. I was merely trying to add some milage to this shite which died on its arse a nano second after you posted it. I suspect a spot of national service of the type I suggested would be wasted on a turd like you. Imagine some poor cunt having a heart attack and you administering the kiss of life, the combo of your breath smelling of franks spunk and punkapes shit and your finger being rammed up their shitter would finish them off. Your romantic fiction is unsurpassed Stubby. Speaking of Punkers, he's just resurfaced and likely earned himself another period of incarceration. I think the cunt's institutionalised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your romantic fiction is unsurpassed Stubby. Speaking of Punkers, he's just resurfaced and likely earned himself another period of incarceration. I think the cunt's institutionalised. The trail of anal seepage from punkers spunk filled arse is impossible to miss as is his AIDS and Herpes repeat bollocks. Give the cunt the boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He's grooming you Eric, get out while you still can. I saw a "double foot muff" for sale the other day CB. There's plenty for all of us chummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 I don't think universal National Service is a good idea. Used selectively it could work. I would send Decipus and Shitters to some shithole full of Beri-Beri, Typhoid, Malaria, Dysentery, Aids and Cholera. Surrounded by savage man-eating natives who hate the pale faces in the steel canoe etc etc. If Luton is shut, Slough would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's entirely up to you whether you choose to believe the things I say here or not and I'm fully aware the original point to this nom; you frothing at the ring piece when old people express an albeit cliched opinion you disagree with. I was merely trying to add some milage to this shite which died on its arse a nano second after you posted it. I suspect a spot of national service of the type I suggested would be wasted on a turd like you. Imagine some poor cunt having a heart attack and you administering the kiss of life, the combo of your breath smelling of franks spunk and punkapes shit and your finger being rammed up their shitter would finish them off. Found the fat cunt with a shit sofa and freeview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 National service would put young Billy Monger back on his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw a "double foot muff" for sale the other day CB. There's plenty for all of us chummer. Fucking tartan - get in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: I would send Decipus and Shitters to some shithole full of Beri-Beri, Typhoid, Malaria, Dysentery, Aids and Cholera. Why not just cut out the middle man and invite us round to your hovel for dinner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw a "double foot muff" for sale the other day CB. There's plenty for all of us chummer. I decided against using the Redtube image my first search threw up. Not for fear of a ban, but because of the risk of injury from poorly cut toenails if anyone was foolish enough to try to emulate it at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking tartan - get in! that's given me the horn that has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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