Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Apparently a trader saw some druggies catching 19 pigeons and putting them in their rucksacks for food. COO, what at cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 That shows some kind of structured aforethought. .usually missing in pissheads. .more likey the source is a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Apparently a trader saw some druggies catching 19 pigeons and putting them in their rucksacks for food. COO, what at cunt! Illegal too. Most of what people in urban areas think are pigeons, are really Collared Doves. The only ones you're allowed to eat are Wood Pigeons, with the white patches up the side of their neck. Unless you're the Queen, in which case you Can eat Unicorn should you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 If you find a dolphin on yer travels yer legally required to hand it over for the Queen to eat or something Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 34 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: If you find a dolphin on yer travels yer legally required to hand it over for the Queen to eat or something Panzerknacker True. Pain in the arse when one ends up in your garden and you have to post it to Buck House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Yer man that used to be baldrick on the telly years ago makes some interesting programmes Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 57 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Apparently a trader saw some druggies catching 19 pigeons and putting them in their rucksacks for food. COO, what at cunt! I sense fowl play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I sense fowl play. Good game, good game... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Vermin remove vermin, result surely? Can we tell them punkape is a pigeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Good game, good game... lol. Fuck off. Frog Chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: If you find a dolphin on yer travels yer legally required to hand it over for the Queen to eat or something Panzerknacker What about a Baker's Dolphin coach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: True. Pain in the arse when one ends up in your garden and you have to post it to Buck House. I'm seeing dolphins on Sunday. They're not to be trusted, with their shit eating grins and their cackling laughing. Bit like estate agents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: If you find a dolphin on yer travels yer legally required to hand it over for the Queen to eat or something Panzerknacker That's Catholics, panzy. And I think that law was repealed years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Illegal too. Most of what people in urban areas think are pigeons, are really Collared Doves. The only ones you're allowed to eat are Wood Pigeons, with the white patches up the side of their neck. Unless you're the Queen, in which case you Can eat Unicorn should you please. Or Greek cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or Greek cock. The Greek cock announced his own death yesterday. The gangly fucking stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Illegal too. Most of what people in urban areas think are pigeons, are really Collared Doves. The only ones you're allowed to eat are Wood Pigeons, with the white patches up the side of their neck. Unless you're the Queen, in which case you Can eat Unicorn should you please. Another thing that most people don't know is that if you catch Nicola Sturgeon in your swimming pool you have to kill her and send her to the queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Greek cock announced his own death yesterday. The gangly fucking stupid fucking cunt. I wonder if he killed himself tripping over his bucket of spastics in a disabled toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I wonder if he killed himself tripping over his bucket of spastics in a disabled toilet. He's fine Alf. He's just made a statement, logged out, and is now reading all the resultant chit chat in some self indulgent Svengali-esque puppet master fantasy where he can control everybody's' minds with a couple of sentences. Even his clique now consider him to be "done here". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's fine Alf. He's just made a statement, logged out, and is now reading all the resultant chit chat in some self indulgent Svengali-esque puppet master fantasy where he can control everybody's' minds with a couple of sentences. Even his clique now consider him to be "done here". Did he ever have a "clique", eric? I tend not to get involved in cliqueiness myself, but the hairy-palmed pseudo greek only ever really had a few cohorts that tolerated him as far as I could tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Another thing that most people don't know is that if you catch Nicola Sturgeon in your swimming pool you have to kill her and send her to the queen. It is even more serious if you poach an Alex Salmond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's fine Alf. He's just made a statement, logged out, and is now reading all the resultant chit chat in some self indulgent Svengali-esque puppet master fantasy where he can control everybody's' minds with a couple of sentences. Even his clique now consider him to be "done here". His clique is all self made. I pity a fool who has to hero worship anyone as an adult, even more so one who hero worships himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Did he ever have a "clique", eric? I tend not to get involved in cliqueiness myself, but the hairy-palmed pseudo greek only ever really had a few cohorts that tolerated him as far as I could tell. He had one in his mind Scotty. With him standing, God like and painted gold like a Hellenic Xerxes. His adoring followers stretched out before him, bowing heads and throwing little pickles at his feet in rapturous adulation. All the time the inner narrative playing Shelleys' Ozymandias, over and over in his shiny golden cranium. Tiny penis erect with excitement at his own splendour and beauteous countenance.... summink like that anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He had one in his mind Scotty. With him standing, God like and painted gold like a Hellenic Xerxes. His adoring followers stretched out before him, bowing heads and throwing little pickles at his feet in rapturous adulation. All the time the inner narrative playing Shelleys' Ozymandias, over and over in his shiny golden cranium. Tiny penis erect with excitement at his own splendour and beauteous countenance.... summink like that anyway. A cracking post, Eric. In style, wit and elegance it was very cliquesque in its delivery. We've got a vacancy now Quincy is dead, PM me if you ever fancy dining at the top table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: A cracking post, Eric. In style, wit and elegance it was very cliquesque in its delivery. We've got a vacancy now Quincy is dead, PM me if you ever fancy dining at the top table. Flattered by the invite Decs, and your generous critique. But I'm not the clique type. Any news on the mouth shiteing one by the way? There seems to be confusion as to whether he's coolered or simply retired. Any insights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flattered by the invite Decs, and your generous critique. But I'm not the clique type. Any news on the mouth shiteing one by the way? There seems to be confusion as to whether he's coolered or simply retired. Any insights? I'm afraid I'm in the dark. I'm not sure what his original crime was, but as far as I'm aware he is currently enduring the second longest ban in Corner history, only the monumental fucking spastic that is Jazz was locked up for longer. Proper, what's occurring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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