Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 56 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're crushed, aren't you? I can tell - the desperate need to have the last word on every argument, the use of emojis to hide the burning hatred that you truly feel for all of us. You think you have potential and you can't understand - cant even fathom - why you are being barraged by hostile comments from all sides. Your colleagues and friends think you're a witty guy - the guy who always has a smart remark up his sleeve in any situation. So why?? Why do these strangers on this strange little forum you've stumbled upon not understand? You're funny, dammit! They should embrace your cavalier attitude and your devil-may-care posting style! And then, suddenly, the facade crumbles. You realize you're nothing but trash. The act doesn't work here, they see you for what you really are and you begin to understand it yourself. You're nothing. Your colleagues and friends probably only say those things because they feel sorry for you. Something inside your head snaps. You shut off your Samsung tablet and go into the bathroom. In the cabinet on the wall, next to the tooth paste and Anusol suppositories is a bottle of Paracetamol. You down the entire thing and lie on your bed, hoping to fall asleep before you feel the effects of the overdose - but you aren't so lucky. You die convulsing in agony on the floor of your bedroom, covered in shit and puke as your organs shut down one by one. Your former friends and colleagues forget about you in a week and your untended gravestone lies face down in an untended corner of the cemetery, kicked over and pissed on by drunken chavs. That's quite a piece Road Kill, you must have consumed 3 cups of coffee and an equal number of joints, or was it a quick copy and paste job from a previous post? You know you really shouldn't keep your anusol next to your toothpaste, you could end up chewing the anusol and shoving the toothbrush up your ring-piece in a fruitless effort to brush your teeth....hang on..........you probably do anyway since you talk out of your arse-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: That's quite a piece Road Kill, you must have consumed 3 cups of coffee and an equal number of joints, or was it a quick copy and paste job from a previous post? You know you really shouldn't keep your anusol next to your toothpaste, you could end up chewing the anusol and shoving the toothbrush up your ring-piece in a fruitless effort to brush your teeth....hang on..........you probably do anyway since you talk out of your arse-hole. Just fucking fuck the fuck off, you fucking boring fucking stupid fucking spasticated fucking shitcunt fucking retard cuntwank flid. Welcome to the corner. Best wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just fucking fuck the fuck off, you fucking boring fucking stupid fucking spasticated fucking shitcunt fucking retard cuntwank flid. Welcome to the corner. Best wishes. Cheers Cuntman, fuck you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: That's quite a piece Road Kill, you must have consumed 3 cups of coffee and an equal number of joints, or was it a quick copy and paste job from a previous post? You know you really shouldn't keep your anusol next to your toothpaste, you could end up chewing the anusol and shoving the toothbrush up your ring-piece in a fruitless effort to brush your teeth....hang on..........you probably do anyway since you talk out of your arse-hole. Word of friendly advice for a newbie take a step back look at what your saying, does it look retarded if the answer is yes fuck off from the site and come back with a clear head or apes proof reading works a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You really are desperately clutching at straws aren't you? I'm simply reacting to the moronic posts on this God-send of a site, this has to be the best entertainment I've ever had, seriously guys, you are all such good sports, I absolutely mean this. This is my sense of humour, it's the same kind of humour my team colleagues and I enjoy in work when the management is not hovering around (Thursday & Friday nights) Without people like yourselves the world would be a boring bastard to live in so many thanks Quince, is that you? Stop slithering and skulking around and show yourself, you barnyard buggering fucking twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Word of friendly advice for a newbie take a step back look at what your saying, does it look retarded if the answer is yes fuck off from the site and come back with a clear head or apes proof reading works a charm. I don't know what that means but I quite like it, I think. Well done Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know what that means but I quite like it, I think. Well done Snowy. still not joining your clique.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just now, Snowflake said: still not joining your clique.... As I don't have one, that's probably a wise move, and a foregone conclusion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Best we all chill...here's some muzak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Best we all chill...here's some muzak. Ta very much, the world seems that little bit less hostile for it. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 14 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You really are obsessed with this aren't you? I'm beginning to wonder if you are a closet queer who is afraid to come out, you're probably standing in front of a mirror (If you have one) asking yourself "Am I gay?" I know I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I know I am. "I know I am! I am sure I am! I'm H. A. P. P. Y! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I know I am. I can answer that for you. If you're not actually facing the mirror and you're trying to get a look at your arse you're defintely gay. (although I believe an alternative diagnosis would be a 'back door specialist') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I've been called a cunt for the last 48 hours do you see me moaning about it? You big girls blouse Puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope Cunt said: "I know I am! I am sure I am! I'm H. A. P. P. Y! Only when you laugh, eh Pen? That was a very insipid series saved by a half decent cast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Quince, is that you? Stop slithering and skulking around and show yourself, you barnyard buggering fucking twat! Quincy?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes, you daft fucking cunt. I'll have one on account then. Ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quincy?!?!?!?! Quincy, we summon thee, using the only thing you ever posted that was worse than "Yacht". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I form electrons into binary-encoded pulses using the force of my mind alone. I am a quantum-powered Schrodinger’s cunt. So that's how you know where he lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I form electrons into binary-encoded pulses using the force of my mind alone. I am a quantum-powered Schrodinger’s cunt. If that were true baws then you'd know there is an umlaut in Shrödinger. But I suspect you're going to point out the possibility of it having either, both, or none. Simultaneously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Spack door specialist. What sort of a moron calls himself that? Is it an alias name for Spunkers? If it is im surprised. Judging by the posts when you compare them from the two imbeciles in question, Spunkers at least seems to have a shred of common sense, not much just a tadge. But it still seems to be more that this spack door specialist fuck knuckle has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 If Back Door Burglar is northerner, he will halve the average IQ of the north. If he is a southerner, he will double their average IQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I chose the owl as I work nights (Night owl), it makes sense to me but, naturally, wouldn't expect it to make any sense whatsoever to a complete ignoramus like you. How much does the graveyard security shift at the 24 hour ASDA pay? What an utterly abysmal existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Dear BDS AKA Bent Dire Shitcunt Allow me to introduce myself,I am the sites resident perv and having just logged on after a 4 day wanking and leching session I find myself having to read some absolute fucking bollocks in every single one of your posts,not one single cunt pic (except your own).I think you will be gone very soon along with the other mongs who came on here all guns blazing and making themselves look like absolute bell ends.The sunshine bus leaves the end of the road about 4.30,please be on it,those windows won't clean themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: How much does the graveyard security shift at the 24 hour ASDA pay? What an utterly abysmal existence. I do a totally different job, Tuesday -Friday, 35 hours compressed over four shifts, all I can say is that it's an office job, I start 20:45 Tuesday evening and finish 06:30 Saturday morning, it keeps the Wolf from the front door. I live in the land of the red dragon 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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