Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Can you run it over some of the other punters? We could winkle you Quincy and sneaky little cunt, he's here somewhere. The downside would be there would only be about 6 of us left and frank would have to choose one character. I actually fine tuned the software algorithm using two of the biggest gays ever to post on here, Punkape and Bronykeith Edited September 11, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps ignore the following post. AI software causing problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, Good Morning, welcome to the hallowed halls that is The Corner. For your comfort and convenience please take time to read the Site Rules, paying particular attention to Rule 12. There is also an unwritten rule, which when transgressed, creates all manner of problems for the transgressor: Trust No-one...except Frank FIFY...at the expense of nudging rule 6 a bit. PS Rule 6: There is no rule 6...Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for abusing family members. Fuck off you tedious boring wank stain! Already reported ages ago you sad fuck, why don't you take your face for a shit, you pathetic drain on society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Already reported ages ago you sad fuck, why don't you take your face for a shit, you pathetic drain on society. An owl. A fucking owl. The symbol of wisdom. You obviously haven't thought this through very well. An avatar of pigshit or two short planks would have been better suited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, Good Morning, welcome to the hallowed halls that is The Corner. For your comfort and convenience please take time to read the Site Rules, paying particular attention to Rule 12. There is also an unwritten rule, which when transgressed, creates all manner of problems for the transgressor: Trust No-one. Frank already knows the rules ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 31 minutes ago, Manky said: An owl. A fucking owl. The symbol of wisdom. You obviously haven't thought this through very well. An avatar of pigshit or two short planks would have been better suited. I chose the owl as I work nights (Night owl), it makes sense to me but, naturally, wouldn't expect it to make any sense whatsoever to a complete ignoramus like you. I'm slightly curious about your name, "Manky", could it mean that you are a dirty, permanently un-washed piece of shit? If my assessment is wrong please feel free to correct me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 55 minutes ago, Manky said: An owl. A fucking owl. The symbol of wisdom. You obviously haven't thought this through very well. An avatar of pigshit or two short planks would have been better suited. I realise that your ornithological expertise doesn't extend beyond fingering pigeons, but owls actually fall within the lower intelligence range of birds. So it's quite apt that this stupid fucking cunt has picked one as his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: Sticking your cock up someone's arse has nothing to do with the birds and the bees. You really are obsessed with this aren't you? I'm beginning to wonder if you are a closet queer who is afraid to come out, you're probably standing in front of a mirror (If you have one) asking yourself "Am I gay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I realise that your ornithological expertise doesn't extend beyond fingering pigeons, but owls actually fall within the lower intelligence range of birds. So it's quite apt that this stupid fucking cunt has picked one as his avatar. Wow! Ornithological? You've obviously got a dictionary to hand you pathetic billiard-ball head, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The biggest thing you got wrong was calling me Northern, you know nothing cunt, if you opened your glued shut with spunk eyes and looked you will see I am from the South you utterly useless, brain dead, cum gargling fucktard. You and punkape will get along fine. Fucking Northern, you utter pile of shit. Get back in the disabled toilet you crawled out of. I apologise unreservedly for implying you might be a Northener, I will amend the post to reflect your true status. Once again, I apologise for any distress I may have caused you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I chose the owl as I work nights (Night owl), it makes sense to me but, naturally, wouldn't expect it to make any sense whatsoever to a complete ignoramus like you. For the benefit of everyone, have you considered also working day shifts at your local Aldi? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Wow! Ornithological? You've obviously got a dictionary to hand you pathetic billiard-ball head, What a spectacularly thick bastard. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: What a spectacularly thick bastard. Fuck off. You've definitely got a dictionary or a spell-checker to hand haven't you? You wouldn't manage otherwise would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought I'd never get this meme on topic. ....but you kept it anyway, just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, Good Morning, welcome to the hallowed halls that is The Corner. For your comfort and convenience please take time to read the Site Rules, paying particular attention to Rule 12. There is also an unwritten rule, which when transgressed, creates all manner of problems for the transgressor: Trust No-one. Give him a week in the cooler. That'll learn the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 56 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I chose the owl as I work nights Burglar or prostitute? Only ne'er do wells are up after dark o'clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Give him a week in the cooler. That'll learn the cunt Going by his username that wouldn't be much of a deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 57 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I chose the owl as I work nights (Night owl), it makes sense to me but, naturally, wouldn't expect it to make any sense whatsoever to a complete ignoramus like you. I'm slightly curious about your name, "Manky", could it mean that you are a dirty, permanently un-washed piece of shit? If my assessment is wrong please feel free to correct me What part of the London Underground do you fluff, the Northern line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: What a spectacularly thick bastard. Fuck off. You are looking a bit Phil Mitchell at the moment though Dec. I think this cunt could do with a weekend away on Frank's boat, preferably in Tampa Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: You really are obsessed with this aren't you? I'm beginning to wonder if you are a closet queer who is afraid to come out, you're probably standing in front of a mirror (If you have one) asking yourself "Am I gay?" Still avoiding the question I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: An owl. A fucking owl. The symbol of wisdom. You obviously haven't thought this through very well. An avatar of pigshit or two short planks would have been better suited. A picture of Frank would be easier, and we would all understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A picture of Frank would be easier, and we would all understand. Okay, who the fuck is Frank? Is he an imaginary friend you fucks have made up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: For the benefit of everyone, have you considered also working day shifts at your local Aldi? Fuck off you fucking gender uncertain wank-bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Okay, who the fuck is Frank? Is he an imaginary friend you fucks have made up? He's dead and when his funeral is out the way, he'll be back and you will no doubt introduce yourself to you. If your still here. Which I doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: He's dead and when his funeral is out the way, he'll be back and you will no doubt introduce yourself to you. If your still here. Which I doubt. Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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