scotty Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Like a sluttier version of Patsy Kensit. Now we're talking. Kensit, phwoar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, scotty said: Now we're talking. Kensit, phwoar At her best around the time of Lethal Weapon 2. And the only reason for anyone to watch Absolute Beginners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: At her best around the time of Lethal Weapon 2. And the only reason for anyone to watch Absolute Beginners. Snatch, is gonna love this: I was on the set of Absolute Beginners, in 1986 (I think it was) not that any of the film cast were there, but don't ask me why... after all, I do have attractive stage presence. I'd gone there to purchase an acoustic guitar (not that I can play one) It was used in the film and owned by none other but Gary "Cunt" Numan, who had his recording studio onsite. He was a complete plonker but the guitar was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 53 minutes ago, scotty said: Now we're talking. Kensit, phwoar What a fucking dog,I wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Snatch, is gonna love this: I was on the set of Absolute Beginners, in 1986 (I think it was) not that any of the film cast were there, but don't ask me why... after all, I do have attractive stage presence. I'd gone there to purchase an acoustic guitar (not that I can play one) It was used in the film and owned by none other but Gary "Cunt" Numan, who had his recording studio onsite. He was a complete plonker but the guitar was good. I'm surprised you didn't get a leading role in the film seeing as you know so many famous people. Could the reason be you are bullshitting once again? Yes, I think that's the reason. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 On 9/22/2017 at 3:36 AM, Lady Penelope said: I don't know what the world is coming to .. how can getting banged against the counter in Dominoes Outrage Public Decency? .. it was in Bridlington after all. She has lips meant for sucking cock! I'd give her one up the wrong un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: I'm surprised you didn't get a leading role in the film seeing as you know so many famous people. Could the reason be you are bullshitting once again? Yes, I think that's the reason. Cunt. I hate people who bullshit and tell fucking lies about all the famous people they "know". Liars. I was talking to my good friend Catherine Zeta-Jones over coffee at her pad in Mallorca only last week about this type of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hate people who bullshit and tell fucking lies about all the famous people they "know". Liars. I was talking to my good friend Catherine Zeta-Jones over coffee at her pad in Mallorca only last week about this type of thing. Did she happen to mention that time that me, her and Kylie Minogue all got pissed on Babycham and ended up having a threesome on Keanu's bed while Michael Douglas filmed it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: At her best around the time of Lethal Weapon 2. And the only reason for anyone to watch Absolute Beginners. Agreed. She was also in a film called Quinceys Quest. Make of that what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Did she happen to mention that time that me, her and Kylie Minogue all got pissed on Babycham and ended up having a threesome on Keanu's bed while Michael Douglas filmed it? Snatch, is gonna love this one too: I drank Babycham once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hate people who bullshit and tell fucking lies about all the famous people they "know". Liars. I was talking to my good friend Catherine Zeta-Jones over coffee at her pad in Mallorca only last week about this type of thing. The prob with Snatch, I assume, is that he is jealous. Jealous of not having had a life. I would have to had/have very inventive mind to have made-up what I say, and I've no reason or cause to 'brag' about my endeavours to anybody. Snitch, has a habit of disagreeing with anything, whether it be right or wrong, and that Gyps, is about all. As for me? I've done what I have done, do what I do and am proud of it. "Most" of the so-called famous people that I have met have been ass-holes, but not all of them, and there are certainly more than I who have met and or worked for these people too... He should get over it, and like I say, get some kind of life for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: What a fucking dog,I wouldn't Some mad cunt said the world was going to end today. I no longer question his sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The prob with Snatch, I assume, is that he is jealous. Jealous of not having had a life. I would have to had/have very inventive mind to have made-up what I say, and I've no reason or cause to 'brag' about my endeavours to anybody. Snitch, has a habit of disagreeing with anything, whether it be right or wrong, and that Gyps, is about all. As for me? I've done what I have done, do what I do and am proud of it. "Most" of the so-called famous people that I have met have been ass-holes, but not all of them, and there are certainly more than I who have met and or worked for these people too... He should get over it, and like I say, get some kind of life for himself. Interesting, coming from someone who seems to spend his life posting utter drivel on CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, scotty said: Agreed. She was also in a film called Quinceys Quest. Make of that what you will. I remember it vaguely. She must have been a kid back then. I think it had Tommy Steele as one of santas' elves. Load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember it vaguely. She must have been a kid back then. I think it had Tommy Steele as one of santas' elves. Load of bollocks. I see you're still in full primary school mode Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hate people who bullshit and tell fucking lies about all the famous people they "know". Liars. I was talking to my good friend Catherine Zeta-Jones over coffee at her pad in Mallorca only last week about this type of thing. I was saying the self same thing to old Elizabeth Windsor and the Duke of Kent only yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Some mad cunt said the world was going to end today. I no longer question his sanity. Believe it or not there is a long list of fucking rotters that I wouldn't touch with yours.......... . .. ... Ulrika Johnnson Susannah Reid Anthea Turner to name but 3,I've had a few sherbet's but I'm fucking sure there's loads more .......well a couple anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Believe it or not there is a long list of fucking rotters that I wouldn't touch with yours.......... . .. ... Ulrika Johnnson Susannah Reid Anthea Turner to name but 3,I've had a few sherbet's but I'm fucking sure there's loads more .......well a couple anyway You saying you wouldn't nibble Sussanah Reid's pubes if you had the chance? I bet you fucking would or you are a bigger wooly woofter than I originally thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 She's an oily cunt who thinks she's God's gift,her and that even oilier cunt Morgan are welcome to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 42 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I was saying the self same thing to old Elizabeth Windsor and the Duke of Kent only yesterday. Funny you should mention that. I've been to Kent AND to Windsor. Not that Snitch would believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 30 minutes ago, Neil said: She's an oily cunt who thinks she's God's gift,her and that even oilier cunt Morgan are welcome to each other I have to admit, there are stunning birds whose vile personalities outweigh their physical beauty. Cheryl Cole for example, looks great but an utterly self obsessed cunt who apportions herself a vast amount of importance and mistakenly believes she has class and sophistication, when she's actually a vile, thick as pigshit slag. Real class and sophistication is rare, Joanna Lumley has always had it, and in her day was top 5% crumpet as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, there are stunning birds whose vile personalities outweigh their physical beauty. Cheryl Cole for example, looks great but an utterly self obsessed cunt who apportions herself a vast amount of importance and mistakenly believes she has class and sophistication, when she's actually a vile, thick as pigshit slag. Real class and sophistication is rare, Joanna Lumley has always had it, and in her day was top 5% crumpet as well. I think you meant, Cherry Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I think you meant, Cherry Coke. I couldn't remember what her surname was this week. The cunt gets married 3 times a year. Last I remember it was to some foreign cunt and she was calling herself Cheryl Fandango Maserati. Apparently he barely spoke English, at least they had that in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I couldn't remember what her surname was this week. The cunt gets married 3 times a year. Last I remember it was to some foreign cunt and she was calling herself Cheryl Fandango Maserati. Apparently he barely spoke English, at least they had that in common. She's fucking fit in my book. She should definitely shut the fuck-up though, with her Tyneside twaddle. "Wey, ye knaa, cannit grumble" By all accounts her parrot wouldn't stop calling her a cunt and one day in a fit of temper she put it in the freezer and told it that it was not getting out until it stopped using foul language. When the swearing eventually stopped, she opened the freezer and the parrot said: “Alreet Cherill, a’l stop swearing, bit I av' wun quistion, … what the hell did the turkey do?" Edited September 23, 2017 by 'eavensabove Cheryl Ladd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, there are stunning birds whose vile personalities outweigh their physical beauty I think Liz Hurley just about scrapes into this category,if she would just shut the fuck up for a minute I would ride it like Grand National winner.Helen Mirren circa mid 70's wouldn't be able to sit down for a week either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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